Where did 你 used to think 婴儿 came from?

I used to think they just come from the mother's belly literary and when 婴儿 being born, I thought mothers always get cut open, I never knew 婴儿 come out of the vagina till I was older. When I was very little, I was always confused about the conception ever since I seen Look who's talking movie. I thought the sperm were worms. lol

I don't think I ever thought of it. It just was never on my mind. I never even questioned it when my mom was pregnant with my sister.

we all know that the 鹳, 白鹳 brings the babies...

I used to think they pooped them out o.o

BelliesXD

When I was younger, my mother told me that 婴儿 were a gift from god, and if he thought 你 were worthy, he would give 你 a baby, that's what I used to think, until I walked in on the 'making' of my younger sister *.*

I've always known it comes from sexual intercourse. I've never been told to think otherwise and my mother didn't want me nor my brother to grow up sexually confused so she told us where 婴儿 come from at a young age.

Um, duh, the 老鼠, 鼠标 God, the Bird God, and the Dragon God creates a baby and the 鹳, 白鹳 transport the baby through a Heaven gate which summons a portal to Balk's dream world we call our universe.

Well, my mom told me I came from Sears, my dad 说 they found me in a potato sack and decided to call me their own, but as I got older I thought up my own theories until one 日 when I was 9 I saw an R-rated movie and, well, I had no need to wonder anymore. ;)

Well it used to be the stork, but after a certain 'incident' Yoshi took up the job.

I must be the one child on earth who didn't give a fuck. I literally never asked my parents 或者 any other adults where 婴儿 come from. I never questioned it 或者 even thought about it.

Out of the asscrack