What's the funniest thing 你 ever heard?

I could think of hundreds of funny 语录 off the 最佳, 返回页首 of my head, but I'll just use one my biology teacher 说 explaining the creation theory he couldn't teach us (we're going to have to learn about evolution), "It involves seven days and someone really big."

Not what I heard, but rather what I read.

This was a 问题 发布 on the yahoo 答案 forum:
"What do 你 think with rings in the nipples chest?"

I'm not trying to make fun of anyone, but this cracked me up.

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dont judge me... ;D

"I can't go to Pigfarts, it's on Mars. 你 need a rocketship. Do 你 have a rocketship? I bet 你 do."

santa claus is real
hahahahahaha stupid