Kowalski Driving

You're in the HQ with your girlfriend, she's upset,
She's going off about something that 你 said,
She doesnt get your paranoia like I do,

I'm in my cave, its a typical Funday night,
I'm listening to the kind of 音乐 she doesn’t like, (it’s Spanish 吉他 songs btw)
And she'll never know your story like I do, (which I barely know but still)

But she’s a falcon, I’m an otter,
She's got feathers and I got some brown fur,
Dreaming ‘bout the 日 when 你 wake up and find,
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time,

If 你 could see that I'm the one who understands you,
Been here all...

Part 1 - The 迷失 Otter
Setting: A 城堡 near the ocean on the Western U.S. Coast.
A King 獭, 水獭 continues to 搜索 for his wife, who suddenly disappeared years 以前 one night.
Unbeknownst to him, she would later bore a pup.
So, our story begins with him talking with his squire.
King Otter: "Oh squire, I have searched for years now, but still my wife... She is yet to be found."
Squire: "Don't give up your highness. There's still hope."
Before the King could answer, a messenger appeared.
Messenger: "Your majesty. I just received some wonderful news."
King Otter: "What is it, Leah (messenger's name)?"...

The leader 企鹅 doesn’t feel well. He has no other choice but to take a couple of days off. Fortunately, Marlene, Kowalski, Rico and Private are always there for him. Even the lemurs lean a hand:)

CHAPTER ONE: I feel sick

By the time he woke up he’d already realized there was something wrong. He didn’t feel like his usual self. His muscles were a bit sore, his head was aching and there was an unpleasant feeling deep down in his guts. As if he hadn’t been eating for months.
He glanced at the 墙 clock and gazed at horror. He couldn’t have overslept! The sight of Private waddling...

Meh. I feel like 写作 one. Don't hurt me!(This is an odd human 日本动漫 version which please don't judge me. I was bored...Also. I tweaked a few things. You'll notice (^^) enjoy I guess (´ﾍ｀；)PS: I don't know what really anyone does in America. Since I live in 日本 (´д｀))
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"KOWALSKI!" Skipper busted into Kowalski's room. where Kowalski slept. Skipper ran over and slapped him upside the head. but it was a just a projector.
"Crap! Where is he?"
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"I had an er," Kowalski walked along side of Marlene "an extatic time with you... It was..."...

i do not own the PoM character's they belong to Dreamworks.
i do own the 狐狸 character.

Chapter 1: The discovory

It was a normal, winter, Saturday morning in the central park zoo. today the zoo was closed which meant an early wake up call in the penguins habitat for some drills. all four penguins stood on the little island that floated in the middle of the habitat. Skipper, the leader of the group, was addressing orders on what the drills will be.

"All right men," Skipper called, as he faced his three commrades that were standing in front of him. " today we are going to do some combat drills-"...

Pluma was laying in her bed, thinking. Skipper didn't 显示 her one of the habitats. Why? She hopped out of 床, 床上 and shook Skipper. "Skipper! Wake up!" Pluma hissed. Skipper shook his head and got up. "Wha-is there an enemy attacking?"

Pluma shook her head. "Can 你 显示 me that one place 你 didn't 显示 me?" She asked. Skipper's eyes bulged. "THAT one?" He shook his head."Negative," Pluma frowned. "And why not?" Skipper looked unconformable. At last, he threw his flippers up in defeat. "Alright! I'll do it...."
Pluma smiled.

King Julien cracked his finger knuckles. Then his neck and legs. "Maurice,...

"This is the 獭, 水獭 habitat, 首页 to Marlene the otter," Skipper gestured to Marlene's place. "Nice slide," Pluma commented. Skipper rubbed is chin thoughtfully. "Yeah, 你 could say that about-"
"Hey, Skipper! What's up?" Marlene hopped down from the enclosure wall. She was about to 移动 toward Skipper when she saw Pluma holding hands with him.

Marlene stared for a few moments. "Skipper? WHO. IS. THIS?" She asked through clenched teeth, holding down her anger. "This," Skipper gestured to Pluma, not seeming to notice Marlene's hostile glare. "is Pluma," Pluma waved and smiled. Marlene scowled...

Why Penguins of Madagascar is the greases 显示 ever!

    Hello POM fans, now some of 你 people know me, and some of 你 don’t so let me induce myself. I’m Metallica1147, a big POM fan, and a huge 金属乐队 粉丝 J now I know that the Spongebob 粉丝 where supposed to write this since we won the 粉丝 fiction contest, but I don’t think they will so I deiced to make my own 文章 of why this 显示 is so great. After 你 read this, if 你 feel there was something I didn’t say in this article, and 你 think its important feel free to put in a 评论 what it was.

    Why...

k:kowalski r:rico s:skipper m:marlene

K: Yo, Rico, our 显示 is about to come on!
R: Oky Doky!
( 10 minuites later)
K: Come on, what is taking so dang long?
R: Shut up, I comin!
K: Ok, but 你 beter hery up, 或者 I will eat all the popcorn!
R: POPCORN!( he ran to Kowalski)
K: About time!
R: Shush!
( 2 minuties later)
K: Wait a sec, weres Skipper and Private?
R: Shh!
K: Well escuse me, I will find out my self!
R: Shhhh!
K: Rico, sometimes 你 can be very rude when it comes to your shows!
R: Nuh uh!
K: yes 你 do, 你 always....
S: Whats going on in here?
K: Nothing, Skipper.
S: Oh, ok... ooo popcorn!
K: Well, weres...

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Skipper climbed up the ladder and out of the fishbowl enterance. It must have been two in the morning, but he developed a sudden urge to visit Marlene. He walked through the darkness and neared the otter's exhibit. He was right up to the gate, when all the sudden he took a sharp turn to the right and started walking towards the gift shop.

What was he doing? Skipper felt like he couldn't control his actions. He couldn't turn around. It was like someone was pushing him, forcing him a different direction.

Skipper waddled up to the door. He was too short to open it. He just stood there and stared...

Skipper reluctantly climbed up the ladder, staring at the other two jealously (they had fallen asleep before he had even gotten to the 最佳, 返回页首 of the ladder). He was so distracted 由 making nasty faces at them that he nearly slipped and fell off. After he regained his balance, he decided it was best to concentrate on climbing.

He popped out of the hole and into the 企鹅 habitat, and immediately shivered. It was a very cold night and even though he was a penguin, he seemed to have little tolerance for the cold, presumably because he had been born and raised in warmer temperatures (see ‘Tagged’...

Chapter 3

“Unacceptable.” Skipper’s firm words crawled around the habitat like a monster searching for their deepest secrets. Skipper flippers where crossed over his chest and a scowl on his face, pointing towards Rico.

Rico sat with a deep frown on his face, his head lowered and his feet dangling while he sat on 最佳, 返回页首 of the concrete block. Skipper’s shadow seemed to tower over his own body, and made him feel quite small, compared to his leader, even if it was the other way around.

“But, Skippa. What did Rico do? He was just painting with Marlene, is all.” Private began defending...

‘AUDITIONS TONIGHT’ read a big sign positioned over the 喷泉 in the zoo plaza. A crude 表 had been positioned in front of the fountain, at which sat Mason and Phil. Large piles of papers were stacked all over the 表 and a huge line was assembled in front of it. Every few seconds, one of the 动物 in the line would hand one of the chimps a piece of paper, which they would promptly glance at and stack on 最佳, 返回页首 of one of their piles. Then the animal would go up onto the side of the 喷泉 and sing a song of their choice from The Barber of Seville for the judges, the chimps and...

Kowalski slowly opened his eyes, blinking twice to bring his vision into focus. He let a yawn escape from his mouth, stretching as he did so. Something didn’t feel right to Kowalski this morning, like something was missing.

Finally it hit him; he had not been woken up 由 Skipper’s demanding voice this morning. He slipped out of 床, 床上 and quickly turned around to see if Skipper had ever made it back to the HQ last night. Unsurprisingly to Kowalski he found Skipper’s bunk empty. A small grin found its way to Kowalski’s face; he knew exactly where Skipper was.

But that wasn’t important right...

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Marlene entered her habitat, laughing to herself. She knew, without a doubt, that her little statement was methodically eating away a Skipper. It was nice to know that she could get into his head that easily, it made her feel like she had control of him.

She stood in the middle of her 首页 and looked around, trying to figure out what to do. Suddenly a thought lodged itself into Marlene’s mind. She hadn’t painted anything new in almost 3 months.

Marlene quickly snatched her paints and basically ran over to her easel. She sat down in front of it, placed the paint on the table...

Last night the four penguins went to sleep at eze, but when the 下一个 日 came Rico, Kowalski, and Priviate was all weaken up 由 somthing sounding very disterbing. Like somone being chocked 由 somthing.
"Were is that nose coming from?" Kowalski asked.
"I don't know. Rico do 你 have any idea?" Priviate asked after.
"Uhu" 说 Rico.
"What about 你 Skipper?" Priviat asked in curiosity. There was no answer. "Skipper?" There
was no answer agien. Than the three penguins started to get worried. When Priviate asked one 更多 time and heard no answere they begian to panick. They jumped out of there...

S=Sipper,K=kowalski,P=priviate,R=Rico,M=Marlene,KJ=King Julian,Mt=Mort,Mr=Mories
Holloween 日 Special
(holloween 日 every one is sleeping untuil...)Krash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(every one in holl inter zoo wacks up)
S:What in the name of gonies nonchucks was that?!
K:it sounded like a car crash.
S:Lets go check it out men.(they go outside and they saw nothing)
P:Hu? Thats odd? theres nothing out here.
M:Hay guys!(all four penguins jump)
S:Marlene! Do 你 always have to do that?!
M:Sarry guys,but did 你 here that loud nose this morning?
S:Yes in marder of fact we did and were going to find...

S:Skipper; K:Kowalski; P: Private; R: Rico; M:Marlene; J: Julien; Mau: Maurice; Mort:Mort. A: Alice

The penguins are at the 表 discussing a new fight routine. It is a cold winter night and every animal of every species is sleeping in their cozy habitats. All was quiet…All…

P: Maybe I could do a little hypnotizing dance!!! Then 你 guys could tell them nicely to leave us alone :)
S: Private, 你 don’t have to be nice to everyone!!! What if we some freak captured us right now!!!

Rico stands up and makes 冲床 noises as he puts private in a cage.

P: Ahhhhh! It’s here!!! Leave me alone!...

So after some mild searching the penguins were booked. Skipper got a job as fry cook at Mickey D’s, Kowalski was a substitute teacher, Rico was on highway construction, and Private was booked taking the assembly line for packaging strawberries. First we will start with how Skipper is doing as a fry cook at Mickey’s.
Skipper: Flipping burgers. No problem. (flips some patties. Suddenly the grill bursts into flames. Skipper: We got a burning grill! Retreat, retreat! (Dives to the floor)
Manager Maurice comes in and sees patties as hard as rocks. Maurice: Look what you’ve done. 你 have fifty...