Interview Starting in
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Me: "So, Skipper, how long have 你 been in the military?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems 你 have to deal with on daily basis?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view 你 as a leader?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: ',: l *sigh* "Who's your 下一个 in command?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "Where did 你 go on your first mission?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: >:( "What do 你 eat for breakfast?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "IS THERE ANY 问题 你 WILL ANSWER?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T
Tip: If 你 want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.
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2...
1...
Me: "So, Skipper, how long have 你 been in the military?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems 你 have to deal with on daily basis?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view 你 as a leader?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: ',: l *sigh* "Who's your 下一个 in command?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "Where did 你 go on your first mission?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: >:( "What do 你 eat for breakfast?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "IS THERE ANY 问题 你 WILL ANSWER?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T
Tip: If 你 want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.
SIDE EFFECTS OF WATCHING THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR MAY INCLUDE:
--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness
--You may become so obsessed with the 显示 你 will dedicate your whole life to it
--You may become a sofa spud because 你 will watch the 显示 nonstop for literally 24/7
--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger
--You may cause yourself to never speak again because 你 will try to be like Rico
--Your house may explode because 你 will try to make inventions like Kowalski
--Strained eyes because 你 will be watching the 显示 with tape holding up your eyelids so 你 don't miss a thing
Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.
--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness
--You may become so obsessed with the 显示 你 will dedicate your whole life to it
--You may become a sofa spud because 你 will watch the 显示 nonstop for literally 24/7
--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger
--You may cause yourself to never speak again because 你 will try to be like Rico
--Your house may explode because 你 will try to make inventions like Kowalski
--Strained eyes because 你 will be watching the 显示 with tape holding up your eyelids so 你 don't miss a thing
Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.