Private: [Shrieks] "A Yeti?"

Could it be true? He couldn't believe his Eyes! Yetis don’t exist! (A Yeti is a kind of ‘Abominable Snowman’ that looks like an Ape. These are Mythological Creatures of the Himalayan Mountains. They have long Red hair, covering their whole bodies, except the face and hands.)
So, the Yeti glares at Private with its Fiery Red Eyes and growls…

Yeti: "Grrr…"
Private: [Creeps out] "What are you?"
Yeti: "More Victims! Mmmm..." [Stretches out arms to catch Private]
Private: [Gasps] "No, stay away from me!"

Private runs away, gasping in horror. The Yeti springs onto...

“Whoa, Skipper” 说 Kowalski, stumbling backwards. “What are 你 doing?”

“What does it look like I’m doing?” 说 Skipper. “I’m going to finish this before 你 seriously hurt someone.” Skipper kicked out at Kowalski and Kowalski did a backflip to avoid it.

“Are 你 two okay?” Skipper 说 hurriedly to Private and Rico. Much to Skipper’s surprise, the two penguins ran over to Kowalski and stood in front of him, shielding Kowalski from Skipper.

“Skippa, stop!” 说 Private. “Kowalski didn’t do anything! And if 你 want to hurt him, you’ll have to go through us...

Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the 标题 says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if 你 wish to read them. Any 标题 with a Roman numeral 下一个 to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope 你 enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making 你 laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

    On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...

    The only way I can even have a chance at ending this is if I try to get them out of the way. If I can’t bring myself to fight them, they’ll only be another roadblock keeping me from beating Blowhole once and for all. The only thing I can think of to do is leave them out cold until I can figure out what to do.

    Now, I may be strong, and I may be fast. But to think that I can just charge straight into this and expect to be able to give a little knock to each of their craniums and expect them to be out long enough for me to do what I needed to...

The 下一个 morning, at around eight, Skipper woke with a yawn and kicked the covers to the opposite side of the couch. As he sat up, he worked the crick out of his neck and cracked his back. According to the silent apartment, no one had woken up yet, so he decided he’d make himself useful.

An 小时 later, Judy dragged herself into the 厨房 with a yawn, her 糖果 cane-printed pajamas wrinkled and her dark brown hair tousled about her head.

“Hey, what are 你 doing?” she asked rubbing her eyes.

Skipper poured scrambled eggs onto a plate and started turning the sausages. “Well, I figured...

    Okay…So how do I do this? I know nothing about breaking through a shell. I hear voices on the other side, concerned voices. I guess I was supposed to hatch three days ago. Well what do they expect? It’s not like I make a living out of breaking through shells. It’s not like these things come with instruction manuals, not that I could read it anyway. I tried pushing at the sides with my tiny flippers…Nothing. How do other hatchlings do this? I’m getting kind of lonesome in here. I'm a little hungry too. Whoa! Whoa! What’s happening?

    “Come...

You may now 吻乐队（Kiss） the bride...*Skipper & Marlene kiss*

*Skipper & Marlene run out of the Zoovenir 商店 holding hands & laughing*

Zoo Animals: "KISS! KISS! KISS!"

*Skipper & Marlene 吻乐队（Kiss） once again"

Zoo Animals: "Awwwww!"

(????): "Skipper? Wake up!"

Skipper: "What?" *wakes up slowly*

Private/Kowalski/Rico: *standing around him*

Kowalski: "You really like Marlene don't you?"

Skipper: "Why do 你 ask?"

Kowalski: "Well...you were...sort of...kissing your pillow."

Skipper: D: "Um...Can we just pretend 你 didn't see that?"

Kowalski: "If it will make 你 更多 comfortable."

Private: "Aye, Skipper."...

Private knew what he had to do. He crept forward. Infront of Skipper on the enormous 带, 皮带 were knives. Private ran as fast as he could and jumped to push Skipper off in time to save him, but it was too late to save himself. He was cut and flew into Skipper's direction infront of the leader.
S: "Private! Private, come on, say something!"
The little soldier was motionless. Skipper held him in his flippers tightly. He felt warm liquid running down his chest. It was blood! Nigel raced up.
N: "Oh no, Private boy, please wake up!"
Skipper didn't budge, just cried holding his son tightly. The convare...

Odd One

Marlene’s Pov.
Okay, I lied. This is another view of the conversation Hans was watching. Enjoy and Review!

Like Hans had predicted, Skipper went full-force Christian. It came off to the others as a quick fad he would eventually get over, like Rico’s hippie syndrome incident. Marlene watched him quote Psalms on the walk way.

Odd one you’re never alone
I’m here and I will reflect you

She knew she liked him. She knew it from the start. Like his problem with the Church, so did she have a problem with Skipper.

Both of us basically unattached
To anything 或者 anyone
Unless we’re pretending...

The penguins (minus Kowalski, obviously) had just finished the oh so dramatic mission of rescuing a young stray cat from a 树 and were heading back to their habitat. Having finally gotten over Kowalski’s departure from the team, Skipper was now attempting to get used to the fact that he needed to call on Private for options and kept calling out Kowalski’s name 由 accident. Unfortunantly for the team, Private was not at all used to his new post and had come up with some truly ridiculous options when asked to make them up on the spot, including making Rico throw up everything in his stomach...

Later that night, the whole submarine was silent as an awkward pause. Just then, a brutal knock to the ship sent the penguins tumbling into the right 墙 of the ship.

"Kowalski analysis!" Skipper commanded.

"I have no idea. I know I didn't hit anything!" Kowalski exclaimed. A marine creature thrashed the vessel. Kowalski stumbled into the glass. He was paralyzed in shock from what he saw. It was Doris! Her hateful eyes glared into his soul. The jerking stopped. With all her might, she crashed a massive hole in the glass. Water roared through the penetrated windsheild. The submarine began to...

Thursday (The 日 before the "Zoo Dance")

Marlene woke up that morning fatigued. Antonio was waiting for her at the entrance of the cave. His back was against the 墙 with his arms crossed across his chest. Gazing outside, he had a solemn expression on his face. Marlene approached silently, but she was contemplating what was on her roomate's mind.

"Good Morning. Are 你 okay?" Marlene yawned.

"I don't like 你 talking to that twerp of a penguin." Antonio snarled.

"Listen, I know you're mad, but he's not a twerp! Stop, calling him all these names. He just wants the best for me, just like you."...

Wednesday:
The 下一个 日 Skipper seemed to be himself again. This made everyone elated that day. Even though, the sky was dark the H.Q. was lit up with good moods like a candle lit 由 a small flame. Skipper left the habitat 由 himself frequently that morning. None of his team knew where he was going, but he had a plan. He had never 给 up before and he wasn't going to start with Marlene. He had to 显示 her how he felt 由 giving her what she dreamed about. After all, that was his advantage over Antonio, he had known Marlene longer. It took him a while to get everything ready.

"Skippah, what...

Private and Skipper quickly stashed the presents inside Kowalski’s lab and pretended to be struggling in closing the door. Marlene entered the HQ as the penguins looked at her direction. “Hi Marlene!” Private greeted. “Need anything?” Skipper asked. “Do 你 have any scissors?” Marlene pretended that she didn’t see the presents. “Here are the scissors Marlene.” Private handed her the scissors. “Thanks Private.” “How are things on the topside?” Skipper asked.

“Everything’s fine Skipper, nothing to worry about.” Marlene reassured him. “What were 你 doing a...

Private looked at the ceiling with horror as his beak unconciously dropped. He held back a deafening shriek. A spider, as large as a car, made a web of pure 蜘蛛 silk holding 3 frightened penguins with web on their mouth. Private felt utterly useless. He felt as if his legs were going to give out at any moment. The 蜘蛛 neared Skippers neck to inject poison when private shouted. Private: hey! Leave him alone! Before private knew it the 蜘蛛 clashed with him and suddenly found himself on the floor. He screamed only to remember, no one could help him. (zoom into skippers dream)
A voice...

My first fanfic :D

Marlene and Kowalski made their way into Alice's office. "Okey Alice is sitting at her 台, 办公桌 we have to be cautious and quick." Kowalski suggests.Marlene nods her head "I agree." They crouch over to the front of Alice's desk. "She's on the phone, she's logged in the computer if we can distract her I can 取消 the transfer." Kowalski says with hope.Marlene smiles and runs over to the door. "Marlene what are 你 doing!" Kowalski whispers.Marlene starts waving her hands in front of the door "Making a distraction, 你 save Skipper!" Alice notices Marlene "Hold on i have a pest...

"What in the name of James Madison's lack of height!?" Skipper exclaimed. He radioed Kowalski. "Kowalski! Get a visual on the 狐猴 habitat! Stat!"

"Copy that!" Kowalski replied.

Skipper would know that scream anywhere. He and Rico dashed to the 狐猴 habitat to see Julien, Maurice, and Mort backed up against the 墙 of the middle rock in their habitat in fear. The three of them were staring at the habitats' 墙 in horror; Julien's head was crownless, and he was cowering behind Maurice and Mort. Skipper and Rico looked to where they were looking at. 下一个 to the habitat's walls, another skull...

Everyone was prepared for the "Me Talent Show". The 显示 was held in the 狐猴 Habitat at 8:30 - 9:30 am. All contestants went to there. The talent 显示 started.

"Hello, folks. Leonard here, the host of the "Me Talent Show", let us welcome our judges, King Julien, the king of the Central Park Zoo, and Roger, the nice and energetic alligator. Now, let us welcome our contestants, first we have our cute and cuddly penguin, Private. Second, we have our brainy and brilliant penguin, Kowalski. Third, we have another 企鹅 which has a psycho smile, Rico. Our last and fourth penguin, Skipper. Our...

The penguins huddle up.

Skipper:"Ok boys, she is definatly a spy. No one else could have done that without maximum spy training."
Private:"Maybe she is just really talented."
Skipper:Slaps Private "Stop with the nonsense Private!"
Kowalski:"We could send one of us down to talk to her and investigate."
Skipper:"Good idea. And scince 你 were the one to suggest it 你 can be our inside connection."
Kowalski:"Wait wh-"

He is cut off when Skipper and Rico throw him down through the hole and he lands with a thud. Tara turns to look at him with her pretty blue eyes. Kowalski pushes himself up and waddles...

Skipper glares at Tara, thinking she may be a spy of Dr. Blowhole's.

Tara:nods "ok. what do 你 want to try?"
Skipper:"We don't try, we succeed."

Skipper sets up the ninja bowling pins and turns to Tara.

Skipper:"You may want to watch first before 你 try anything. Boys! On my signal!"

They leap into postions and wait for a while.

Kowalski:"Um, Skipper..."

He stops when Skipper motions for him to be quiet. Kowalski and Private exchange a look.

Skipper:"Now!"

They leap into action, kicking and punching and using the moves they had been practicing. Tara leans against the box and watches. They finally...