A/N: I know, I know, I'm 6 days late. Whack me with a hammer and beat me with a stick.

“Ok boys, 你 know the drill.” Skipper remarked. Nodding, Kowalski and Rico headed to the left tower whilst Manfredi and Johnson to the right one. Skipper stayed up in a 树 to keep watch. It was the first time he tried to lead a mission, and wanted everything to go perfectly. In fact, everything did seem fine, the security guards positioned in places where they wouldn’t obstruct the team, when he heard it. A low, droning noise, coming from behind him. Whipping around, he saw the plane heading right...

This is a parody of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Well, 你 probably already figured that out from the title. *sigh* Anyway, it’s told from Private’s perspective.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own POM 或者 Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. That was written 由 Judith Viorst. 你 should read it. 你 know, if 你 like picture 图书 made for Kindergarteners.


I went to 床, 床上 with 鱼 in my mouth, but now there’s 鱼 in my feathers and when I got out of my bunk, I missed the ladder and fell flat on my face. When I was washing up, my 花生 Butter...

    [Three figures 移动 along in the dark. It was nearing sunup so only their outlines could be made out. They neared slowly on their target; Skipper. The medium-sized figure takes out a steel cage big enough for one penguin]
    Smallest penguin: [whispering] are 你 sure about this?
    Tallest penguin: Absolutely. Skipper must not know about this. If he finds out he might try to intervene so we must keep him absent while the procedures are taking place.
[They near the sleeping Skipper holding up the steel cage.]
    ...

"Let's 移动 out gentlemen, were burni'n day-light." Skipper orders. The penguins and Marlene then head out for the zoo gates. Just as the boys walk out of the gates, Marlene stops and starts freaking out. " Im sorry guys." cries Marlene. " I can't go outside and risk going crazy on 你 again!" Lilly looks at her dear friend and smiles with relief. She didn't want to risk Marlene connecting with Skipper again, like they did in the sewer. " Oops. Im sorry Marlene. Looks like 你 just have to stay here. We'll bring 你 a nice, big snowcone, okay?" Skipper turns around. "Hello? Are 你 ladies coming...

All That I Have 06.24.15

Note: Manu and Maya are the two Asian elephants from Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted. While they did not have any lines, I thought it’d be interesting to play with their characters. I wanted to go in a direction that would 显示 a close bond between the two siblings. As a side note, in the movie’s commentary, it is revealed that they are German. The term “Mutti” means mom.

— § —

“Manu?” Maya called softly.

“I’m right here, Maya,” Manu replied.

It was dark. They were in a large shipping crate, with only a strip cut along the 最佳, 返回页首 of the long sides...

Pain 05.31.15

“How is he?” Skipper asked Kowalski as he entered the HQ.

“He’s still devastated that he couldn’t act quick enough. I don’t know how to tell him that there’s nothing he could’ve done. He keeps drowning his sorrows in Winkies,” Kowalski explained. They looked over to see Private stuffing another Winkie into his beak as he slumped against the 墙 in the corner. His eyes were puffy from crying.

Skipper sighed. “I’ll go talk to him.”

He walked across the room and slowly came to a stop in the middle of the pile of Winkie wrappers.

“Private, can I talk to 你 outside...

Micha had Rico tied to a 树 and Kowalski was frantically searching through vivid colored testubes.
M: "You know, I'm getting kinda hungry, if 你 don't find it soon i'm going to have to eat 你 both."
R: "Help!"
K: "Don't worry, Rico. Skipper will save us."
M: "He might try for a while until he gets hungry too. He'll be on my side when his hunger kicks in. He won't be able to resist you."
K: "You're wrong Skipper wouldn't hurt us."
M: "You mean the old Skipper. Not this new werewolf Skipper. None of 你 will stand a chance."
Clouds filled the dark sky and hung over the eerie full moon. A loud clap...

Next, they take him to the Zoovenier Shop…

Maurice: "This was your favourite place, Private!"
Julien: "Anything familiar here?"
Private: "Look, I know 你 guys are trying to help, but…"
Julien: "But nothing! We’re helping 你 restore your memory, one way 或者 another, so I can prove to Skipper that I am not always a Disaster!"
Private: "What are those things?"

Julien turns behind and looks at the dolls…

Julien: "Oh, these? These are my Julien-ified dolls! And those are yours!" [Points to the Private dolls]
Private: "Are those me?"
Julien: "Well, duh!"
Private: "Hmmm… I better go now. See you!"...

It's a dark night in the Central Park Zoo. and Lilly is on her nightly recon duty. As she is looking down at the habitats below, she sees Kowalski. He was holding some strange device in his flippers as he sneakily (word?) walked into thr Zoovineir shop. "What in the world is that guy doing?" Lilly looked around to make sure nobody was around. "I guess I could leave my post for a minute....just to check up on him." Lilly thought aloud. Then she lept off the tower and scilently slid over to the Zoovineir shop.
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IN THE SHOP!!!!!!!!!!
Lilly entered...

Well thanks to my little freinds on Nickelodeon messageboard here are: canitry115's opinon, Ajjeville's opinon, Kowalski17's opinon, Kowalski28's opinon, Jessi54's opinon, actress101's opinon, Newwolf99's opinon, Skrp1234's opinon, Zakaro's opinon, Privtrcks's opinon, Intelect21's opinon, ayeaye2010's opinon, and garfish's opinon:

should kowalski get over doris?

Date: 01/23/11 6:06 PM
From: canitry155

I've been thinking and when i see how many posts the kowalski 粉丝 board has i'm like omg kowalski has a lot of 粉丝 and quite a few have crushes on him! I also think since he has so many 粉丝 girls...

Im jack A.C.'s best friend and closest non family
I wanna share with your A.C.'s life, cuz shes suffering , she's not herself and ive never known her be herself ever, and ive know her all my life

Yeah i know this is the pom spot an all but who the f**k cares, I know A.C. only goes on this site and i wanted to share somethings thats been bugging my mind forever
Its about A.C. and how she copes

You know A.C., the crazy britsh hyperactive person who always smile and loves POM? None of thats true, except she loves pom and she is british.
In real life A.C. is just a depressed 12 年 old filling a hole...

Skipper and the Church
Okay, new story! This time, it is going to be one song-fic per chapter, all of them relating to the story in whole. The only Chapter without a song (as of now) is the prologue, which is this chapter. There will be Christian themes used. In this chapter, I try to explain a bit of Skipper’s past and why he doesn’t like church. Let me know how I do.


PROLOGUE


Burt the 象, 大象 ran from his habitat. “Peanuts!” he cried.
“Kowalski, analysis!” Skipper ordered, looking on at the chaos Burt was creating.

“It appears the pachyderm has gone on a psychotic rampage for...

Claudia and Skipper were sprawled over the 表 yet again, screaming at each other. This seemed like a 最喜爱的 past-time for the two. It was an enjoyable experience for the rest of the team, too, though. They would bet on who would win if they ever got into a fist-fight. (Skipper didn’t know they always betted on Claudia.)
Private lay his head against the hard concrete 表 in shame. “Would 你 two please quit fighting?” He screamed over all the yelling. The two fighting parties, who were still yelling, turned their heads to Private and screamed, “Never!” Whilst still trying to...

OPERATION: 首页 SWEET HOME
CHAPTER TWO
~ Unthinkable ~


“Wait until 你 see this one, guys,” Kowalski 说 as he pushed yet another videotape into the VCR. “It was one of my 最喜爱的 episodes in my younger years.”

“Kowalski, how many episodes of ‘Bill Nye the Science Guy’ do 你 plan to 显示 us this morning?” Skipper then asked his first lieutenant. “He seems like a nice guy, I’ll give 你 that, but there are probably other things that we should be doing this morning.”

“Like what, Skipper?” Private inquired.

“I’m not sure, Private,” Skipper replied. “Some days you...

I'll Just start with this; I'm Obsessed! hide show

As 你 can tell 由 the title, This Nickelodeon 显示 stars the four "insane" penguins. Skipper, The Paranoid maniac. Kowalski, the "mad scientist" Rico "The Truly Psychotic" demolition expert. And Private, the down to earth one. The Lemurs are back (Julien, Maurice, And Mort) A new character has been added called Marlene (an Asian otter) Due to their lower budget and time to make the episodes, (compared to the movie) The CGI animation, while not as good as the movie, is still one of the best on Nick. The plots to each episodes always seems to...

Footsteps entered the dark, silent cave. The sleeping 獭, 水獭 snored and rolled over onto her stomach. The footsteps stopped suddenly, as if afraid to wake her up.

Kowalski sighed in relief to see Marlene still sleeping peacefully. So the scream obviously didn't come from here. He quietly took a loop around the room just to be sure nothing was out of place.

He tip-toed back to the enterance. Kowalski was almost out the door, feeling relieved he was able to leave without waking Marlene, when his walkie-talkie buzzed.

"Lieutenant Kowalski, this is Agent Skipper. Do 你 read?"

Kowalsk swore repeatedly...

Editor's note: This one was the least fun to write so far, for me. I planned the first part, but for this part, i had to make stuff up as i went along. Not a good idea.


It was almost three in the afternoon. It was warm out and Dash watched confusingly as Dave and Jesse came over to the exibit with a cage.

"Well, damned Buffalo Zoo says they'll be later then they thought, so we decided to send our 企鹅 first 'fore they got 'ere. Not comin' 'til six, I think," Dave informed.

"Okay. Well, lets get this over with. I think this 企鹅 is gonna put up a fight." Jesse 说 as he looked around...

(next day)

Private: I'm soo happy that 你 saved Marlene, Skippa'!
Kowalski: I'm sure she'll appreciates it.
Rico: Mmm-hmm!

Private: So, What was your fortune? Mine was I will learn to overcome my fear. The only problem is, which one?
Kowalski: Mine is that I will make an invention that'll ruin everything.
Skipper: Didn't that happen before?
Kowalski: I guess I'll do it again.
Rico: Blasgal oapea glsbalalagalalep
Private: That's nice Rico! Skippa', what's yours?
Skipper: Umm, Well, It's kinda like...

(Marlene enters)

Marlene: 嘿 guys!
Private: 嘿 Marlene! We're talking about the fortunes Darla told us!...

Words 02.23.15

Note: My teacher gave us another creative 写作 assignment! This is what I’m submitting to her. The topic is a story that conveys two of the following themes: appearance versus reality, betrayal, manipulation/deception, jealousy, and hate. I chose pretty much all of them except jealousy. It’s also humanized.

— § ―

Thomas laid back on a cot with his arm crossed over his eyes. The sounds of arguing Danes in the neighboring cells and guards beating at their cell bars with their batons to try and quiet them filled the stale air.

He lay in silence, thinking to himself how stupid...

Things remained quiet for the rest of that evening. Skipper had returned to his usual position in his bunk, although he had 更多 thought in his expression as opposed to the blank, indescribable one from before.

After a good night’s sleep, Kowalski awoke to a shuffling sound from below about an 小时 before the alarm. When he rubbed his eyes and looked over the side of his bunk, his mind snapped into full awareness at what he saw.

Skipper had managed to grab his wheelchair from 下一个 to his bunk and sit it parallel to it. After locking the wheel closest to him, he reached across the wheelchair...