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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked 由 those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but 嘿 I won't give 你 any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so 你 can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are 你 helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel 你 will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - 显示 yourself and stop using radio 你 are pissing me off.
FI - I'm still 最佳, 返回页首 wanted and I don't want to 显示 myself. We gonna meet on end of your journey to do my last grand heist in Canterlot. Now look inside the bags in front of you.
Damien - What the hell is that.
FI - An starter from me. 10K and Ak's. Buy fancy 《金装律师》 ammo and orther things 你 need - drills and shit.
Jeremy - What with those masks.
FI - Your legacy. 你 will be known for those skull masks. Now hurry up gear up time to hit something.
Jackson - Why are we doing it.
Damien - Where 你 want to get money from... Because your work as floor sweeper won't pay the debt for saving your life fucking idiot.
Joel - stop fighting...
Jeremy - we are in one team now... Let's go.


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On road
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FI - So let's brief 你 in. 你 are getting support from air from my fam. He will snipe any fucker trying to stop your escape car. We are hitting small bank for starters. Maybe it's waste of time for money but they got alot of 金牌 recently that is on move, we have only one chance of shaping it. Here is plan : Two of 你 will hold the fucking crowd, turn off the cameras, don't let anyone press alarm button, put up drill to the main 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 and get inside, in 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 explode the titanium 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 and get the gold, anything else 你 are getting for yourself if 你 want we are not here for money. In the end burn the security room to destroy tapes. Now go tick tock before SWAT come to get the gold.


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Ponyville Bank
Action - start
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*Damien and Jackson enters main room with masks on*
Damien - *shoots guard* EVERYONR ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
Jackson - Noone 移动 或者 we gonna blast your head off.
FI - Oh forgot to mention it's not +18 movie killing civilians need to be cleaned so don't shoot to them 你 can knock them out tho. Keep em safe.
Joel - *enters security room and shoots security in head* room clear.
Jeremy - *sets up drill* I guess it works...
FI - Good Good guys keep going.
小马 - *outside bank* Hm *sees Damien* oh shit *calls police*
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*5 分钟 later*
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FI - Fuck guys they are sending Police Assault on your 屁股 speed up for fuck sake.
Jeremy - I cant speed up the drill.
Sniper - I'll stop em.
Damien - For fuck sake... You, 你 and 你 with kid go with me *goes to 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 hallway*
Joel - Yo what the fuck.
Damien - Keep em hostages.
Jackson - Shit... First time...
Jeremy - Yo drill ended! *enters 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 and starts to pack money*
Joel - Let's go! *puts explosive charges on vault*
*fault burst open*
Damien - Wooohooo *bags gold*
Jeremy - That's it about 2K.
FI - told 你 small bank. Tho you're not ready for big shit.
Damien - Let's go to the 面包车, 范 come on!
FI - Nice 你 go out - SWAT go in. Good job guys.
Jeremy - Easy money laaads.
Joel - I never knew it will be that easy...



T.B.C
posted by Seanthehedgehog
In part 2 of this episode Tom, Saten Twist, Master Sword, and Sean were playing Grand Theft Auto 5. They were having a race. The race was at the airport. The ramps went from the runway, over the airport, and ended midair above a highway. Then 你 get on 更多 ramps that turn back to the airport, and after getting off the last one, 你 have to land in the same spot that 你 started the race to win.

Sean killed everyone once except for Master Sword, and was winning the race.

Sean: *Lands on the highway, and start going up 更多 ramps* Good thing there's only one lap to this race.
Master Sword: *Angry*...
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posted by mariofan14
I have 给 out some wise sayings to 你 people in the past. Hopefully they helped 你 all become 更多 of a "human" person, not a "scumbag" person.

And so, for no specific reason whatsoever, I'll give 你 all some wise sayings to help 你 out some more, as well as myself. Just to let 你 know, some of these are based on proverbs from the biblical Book of Proverbs.

Here is what I would like to say:

Bad people 你 hang out with are a trap, waiting to capture 你 at any 给 moment.

Treasure what 你 may be 给 from people, be it object 或者 affection. Neither lasts as long as 你 would think it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Our last part of this episode, and we have two things for you. First up, Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: For August 2015, it's Nickfurious94, a new guy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: With that out of the way, it's time for the bloopers we created while filming this episode.

Blooper song: link

Tom: Hello everypony, and- *Waits for Master Sword to cough*
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Do it again.

Take 2

Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: 你 interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jim, Case Cracker, and Gordon were about to make their attack on the Rock Island Bikers, but first they needed to do something at an abandoned warehouse.

Jim: *Driving the van*
Gordon: Hey. When 你 说 abandoned warehouse, what did 你 mean 由 that?
Jim: It's a place only I know about. Since 你 two are going to see it, 你 can't tell anypony else. Got it?
Gordon: Got it.
Case Cracker: Got it. Whats at this abandoned warehouse anyways?
Jim: A lot of guns, and ammunition. 你 put those RIB uniforms on now. We want to fool them.
Case Cracker: Alright. *puts on uniform*
Gordon: *puts on uniform*...
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Rarity decided to go over to Saten's house, it's clear they would have a common interest, and as much as they don't always like each other, they should probably work together.

Inside Saten's house, probably trying to forget about what Rarity informed him, he was using a glass bong full of Marijuna while the begining lyrics of Black Greace 由 The Black 天使 was playing in the background.
(such a awesome song).

"God. This weed sucks. I'm gonna have ta talk to Master Sword about where he found it" Saten cried, disappointed in how non effective the drug is.

Suddenly there was a knock on his door....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
巴比, papillon, 巴比龙 went to see Andrew. They were both laying down in their beds 下一个 to each other.

Andrew: Did 你 ask Louie about the escape?
Papillon: Yeah, he 说 he'd be joining us.
Andrew: That's great. When do we go?
Papillon: Tonight.
Andre: *Arrives* Did I hear 你 two are planning to escape?
Papillon: Yeah.
Andre: May I 加入 you?
Papillon: The 更多 the merrier.
Andrew: Yeah, you're in.
Andre: Great. I know the perfect time to escape, tomorrow night.
Papillon: Why not tonight?
Andre: A band is coming here tomorrow night. One of the guards told me about it.
Papillon: Good idea.
Andrew: And that way,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the San Franciscolt Federal Credit Union, where Pierce's wife works.

Pierce: They told me to let 你 know about these bank robbers coming here on a train from LA.
Nikki: Are 你 sure about it?
Pierce: Yes, I'm sure. It's on the news, the LAPD told us, and I got to wait at the train station with a bunch of other ponies.
Nikki: Do they know which station to go to?
Pierce: What are 你 talking about?
Nikki: Will the train be going to the station here, 或者 in Oatland?
Pierce: I don't know.
Nikki: Is there anything 你 do know about the train?
Pierce: It's from Amtrak. We saw some of the news footage,...
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The train finally arrived in Ponyville.
Almost instantly, Pinkie Pie was there to reach introduce herself.
She still knew the Rarity, Applejack, 彩虹 and Fluttershy back then. But the others never met each other yet.
Pinkie: Welcome to Ponyville.
Derpy: Wow.. Back in Fillydefia. We would of gotten robbed 由 now.
Saten: (shrugs unsurely).
Pinkie: Want me to give 你 a tour?
Derpy: We.. We don't have any money.
Pinkie: (pets Derpy's head) Oh. 你 don't silly, 你 don't need money for this.
Derpy: Okay then.. As long as 你 don't pet me like that. We'll be happy to.
Pinkie: (pets her head again) great.
Derpy: (groans)
Saten: (snickers to himself)


Well that's all I got..
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posted by alinah_09
Pain...Regret...Doubt...

A 月 has passed since Heave Ho has been charged in the hospital with having a coma after that certain incident,and i grieved in all those times. Its actually suitable for the likes of the 小马 who risked the life of his own dear brother,and now he has not even woken up yet. So to atone,i gave up on my ridiculous fantasy,after all,it was for the best. Besides,it is completely impossible for a mere earthpony like me to get up in the sky realm on my own,it was simply delusional. All those ponies were right,this stupidity is as unreachable as the sky is for me,and that...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the abandoned school building which was turning into a station, things were not going very well. Instead of putting down track for the yard, everypony was being lazy, and listening to the radio.

Radio Pony: *On advertisement mode* If 你 want the greatest household appliances ever made for your home, then trust General Electric.
Jeff: General Electric makes household appliances?
Stylo: I wonder if they put any of those in the locomotives they make.
Pete: Come on, stop playing the commercials, and continue with the news.
Jeff: Sir, I bet 你 they're doing great. 由 now, they probably have all...
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