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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked 由 those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but 嘿 I won't give 你 any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so 你 can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are 你 helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel 你 will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - 显示 yourself and stop using radio 你 are pissing me off.
FI - I'm still 最佳, 返回页首 wanted and I don't want to 显示 myself. We gonna meet on end of your journey to do my last grand heist in Canterlot. Now look inside the bags in front of you.
Damien - What the hell is that.
FI - An starter from me. 10K and Ak's. Buy fancy 《金装律师》 ammo and orther things 你 need - drills and shit.
Jeremy - What with those masks.
FI - Your legacy. 你 will be known for those skull masks. Now hurry up gear up time to hit something.
Jackson - Why are we doing it.
Damien - Where 你 want to get money from... Because your work as floor sweeper won't pay the debt for saving your life fucking idiot.
Joel - stop fighting...
Jeremy - we are in one team now... Let's go.


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On road
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FI - So let's brief 你 in. 你 are getting support from air from my fam. He will snipe any fucker trying to stop your escape car. We are hitting small bank for starters. Maybe it's waste of time for money but they got alot of 金牌 recently that is on move, we have only one chance of shaping it. Here is plan : Two of 你 will hold the fucking crowd, turn off the cameras, don't let anyone press alarm button, put up drill to the main 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 and get inside, in 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 explode the titanium 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 and get the gold, anything else 你 are getting for yourself if 你 want we are not here for money. In the end burn the security room to destroy tapes. Now go tick tock before SWAT come to get the gold.


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Ponyville Bank
Action - start
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*Damien and Jackson enters main room with masks on*
Damien - *shoots guard* EVERYONR ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
Jackson - Noone 移动 或者 we gonna blast your head off.
FI - Oh forgot to mention it's not +18 movie killing civilians need to be cleaned so don't shoot to them 你 can knock them out tho. Keep em safe.
Joel - *enters security room and shoots security in head* room clear.
Jeremy - *sets up drill* I guess it works...
FI - Good Good guys keep going.
小马 - *outside bank* Hm *sees Damien* oh shit *calls police*
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*5 分钟 later*
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FI - Fuck guys they are sending Police Assault on your 屁股 speed up for fuck sake.
Jeremy - I cant speed up the drill.
Sniper - I'll stop em.
Damien - For fuck sake... You, 你 and 你 with kid go with me *goes to 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 hallway*
Joel - Yo what the fuck.
Damien - Keep em hostages.
Jackson - Shit... First time...
Jeremy - Yo drill ended! *enters 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 and starts to pack money*
Joel - Let's go! *puts explosive charges on vault*
*fault burst open*
Damien - Wooohooo *bags gold*
Jeremy - That's it about 2K.
FI - told 你 small bank. Tho you're not ready for big shit.
Damien - Let's go to the 面包车, 范 come on!
FI - Nice 你 go out - SWAT go in. Good job guys.
Jeremy - Easy money laaads.
Joel - I never knew it will be that easy...



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The 下一个 日 at school, as Silver Tune and Snow Flake walked up the stairs to their lockers, everypony was staring at them. Some laughed, and others gasped.

Snow Flake: Ignore them. C'mon Tunes, lets go see if the new mare is here.
ST: *nods* Okay... Wait.
Snow Flake: What?
ST: Better not..
Snow Flake: What? Why?
ST: 你 go. She'll probably hate me.
Snow Flake: *rolls eyes* Really?
ST: *nods* I'm serious. I'm suprised 你 still don't hate me.
Snow Flake: Silver Tune, 'Hate' is a very strong word.
ST: I know.. I'm sorry..
Snow Flake: Don't be.

Silver Tune suddenly saw a brown mare walking down the stairs....
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 This is a little too hot for kids 显示 if iv ever watched one.
This is a little too hot for kids show if iv ever watched one.
Right know I will touch base on the first question. why do stallions seam hormonal settle around mares who are exposed no clothing just as if the were naked. I don't know allot of guys who can stand around a naked female for five minuets without feeling funny so how do stallions fight the urge to at least not 星, 星级 at a mare down there especially when there a whoof distance crammed in all angles of them in a 显示 或者 a crowded area ant if suddenly they have to 移动 你 have to know 或者 you'll get face butted and punched
by an angry mare who thought 你 where a perv plus there are scenes where...
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Ok so my 粉丝 fic will be done in big chapters so there will be around 5 in total maybe more. Please have a read though, I put quite a bit into this!

Twilight gazed upon the stars, she watched them flicker and twirl in the endless night sky. But as she watched one 星, 星级 caught her attention.
"Spike?" She called turning towards her faithful assistant, he was categorising her books.
"Yeah Twilight?" "Can 你 get my telescope!" "Yeah yeah in a second"
"Now Spike!" Twilight stamped her hoof, "Ok geez!" Spike ran upstairs and came back in 秒 cradling a fancy telescope in his claws.
"Here it is!"...
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苹果白兰地 entered her Cottage,and when she stepped in,there was a 圣诞节 Wonderland! There was electronical trains,fake snow,a big 圣诞节 tree,stockings,and more. "Uuuhh,ah really have to g-"Applejack was about to say something but Fluttershy said,"Don't 你 just 爱情 it! There are Snowman,Reindeer,stockings,candy canes,and Santa!" 苹果白兰地 couldn't stand it so her eyes turned red and she uncovered herself. "AAAAHHH! I HATE CHRISTMAS!"she slithered.

"W-w-what are y-y-you?"she trembled to say as she was stepping back. "No,ah am just Applejack,see?"Applejack said. Fluttershy ran away screaming....
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posted by Mylittlecute12
It was a dark and gloomy night, It was thundering louder than a Timber wolf. Twilight was studying as usual, Suddenly, Spike came dashing up to Twilight. Spike "exclaimed", A letter from the Princess! As Spike was getting his breath back he handed the letter to Twilight. Dear Twilight, come to Canterlot immediately, Also bring along your friends. Sincerely, Princess Celestia.
After Twilight read the letter, Twilight told her 老友记 to come to Canterlot with her. "Something Strange is going on" replied, Twilight. "Come on we gotta get going" exclaimed, 彩虹 Dash.
But things were not the same once they got to Canterlot.

To Be Continued.....
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