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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked 由 those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but 嘿 I won't give 你 any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so 你 can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are 你 helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel 你 will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - 显示 yourself and stop using radio 你 are pissing me off.
FI - I'm still 最佳, 返回页首 wanted and I don't want to 显示 myself. We gonna meet on end of your journey to do my last grand heist in Canterlot. Now look inside the bags in front of you.
Damien - What the hell is that.
FI - An starter from me. 10K and Ak's. Buy fancy 《金装律师》 ammo and orther things 你 need - drills and shit.
Jeremy - What with those masks.
FI - Your legacy. 你 will be known for those skull masks. Now hurry up gear up time to hit something.
Jackson - Why are we doing it.
Damien - Where 你 want to get money from... Because your work as floor sweeper won't pay the debt for saving your life fucking idiot.
Joel - stop fighting...
Jeremy - we are in one team now... Let's go.


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On road
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FI - So let's brief 你 in. 你 are getting support from air from my fam. He will snipe any fucker trying to stop your escape car. We are hitting small bank for starters. Maybe it's waste of time for money but they got alot of 金牌 recently that is on move, we have only one chance of shaping it. Here is plan : Two of 你 will hold the fucking crowd, turn off the cameras, don't let anyone press alarm button, put up drill to the main 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 and get inside, in 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 explode the titanium 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 and get the gold, anything else 你 are getting for yourself if 你 want we are not here for money. In the end burn the security room to destroy tapes. Now go tick tock before SWAT come to get the gold.


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Ponyville Bank
Action - start
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*Damien and Jackson enters main room with masks on*
Damien - *shoots guard* EVERYONR ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
Jackson - Noone 移动 或者 we gonna blast your head off.
FI - Oh forgot to mention it's not +18 movie killing civilians need to be cleaned so don't shoot to them 你 can knock them out tho. Keep em safe.
Joel - *enters security room and shoots security in head* room clear.
Jeremy - *sets up drill* I guess it works...
FI - Good Good guys keep going.
小马 - *outside bank* Hm *sees Damien* oh shit *calls police*
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*5 分钟 later*
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FI - Fuck guys they are sending Police Assault on your 屁股 speed up for fuck sake.
Jeremy - I cant speed up the drill.
Sniper - I'll stop em.
Damien - For fuck sake... You, 你 and 你 with kid go with me *goes to 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 hallway*
Joel - Yo what the fuck.
Damien - Keep em hostages.
Jackson - Shit... First time...
Jeremy - Yo drill ended! *enters 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 and starts to pack money*
Joel - Let's go! *puts explosive charges on vault*
*fault burst open*
Damien - Wooohooo *bags gold*
Jeremy - That's it about 2K.
FI - told 你 small bank. Tho you're not ready for big shit.
Damien - Let's go to the 面包车, 范 come on!
FI - Nice 你 go out - SWAT go in. Good job guys.
Jeremy - Easy money laaads.
Joel - I never knew it will be that easy...



T.B.C
 The house
The house
Scootaloo got into role call with the rest of the soldiers and waited for General Sky Night to approach the members of the Ponyville's most elite regiment of warriors. 
Night came and said,"Today a 报道 had been sent to our base about...."
"Hey" Green Flame whispered to Scootaloo "yeah?" She asked 
"Aren't 你 supposed to be with your sister and not here?" Flame questioned. ,"yes, but 彩虹 Dash is on a world tour with the Wonderbolts for a long time so I won't be seeing her around for awhile". 
With that Green nodded his head in understanding what the 橙子, 橙色 little Pegasus told him.
"...anyway,...
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posted by mlpfim1222
 I'm a brony deal with it!
I'm a brony deal with it!
Hello every 小马 this is 彩虹 dash and I am here with * I grab the mic out of Rd's hoofs
Hello this is mlpfim1222 here with 彩虹 dash.
Rainbow dash: I like it the other way...
Me: 彩虹 dash, I will be asking 你 some 问题 and 你 will answer them! So, who is your best friend out of the mane six?
RD: Well, Twilight is an egg head, 苹果 jack thinks she is 20% 冷却器 than me, Rarity is way too girly, Fluttershy is boring, Pinkie pie is too annoying. So I choose Fluttershy...even though i umm..*in a tiny whisper* 爱情 all of them....
Me: great pic! Fluttershy is my favorite!
RD: WHAT!?!?!?!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Every alicorn on the 船, 小船 was white, with a silver mane. The one in the middle was talking in a speaker, "Attention Con Mane! We know you're on the island. Come out now with your hooves up." Con wouldn't 移动 though. He was hiding 下一个 to Derpy, and Mike behind a pile of sand. The alicorn spoke again, "This is your final warning. come out now!" After waiting for nearly seven 秒 every alicorn on the 船, 小船 started shooting at Con. They didn't need guns, but some were using a machine gun anyway. After shooting, and missing a hundred times, the alicorns on the 船, 小船 left the island. "We gotta...
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Pinkie might have been dead, but Celestia soon brought her back to life. She looked around and got all excited as usual, "Did we win yet?! Lets throw a party!" "Not yet Pinkie. After this battle we can have a party." I said. Pinkie soon grabbed my machine gun, and we went to look for Discord. We soon saw him pass 由 on a motorcycle, with a nazi in a sidecar. He shot us, hitting me with his gun. After the bike passed, he shot me. "Is he okay?" Dash asked. I wasn't though, I was dead. I'm not sure why, but I did. 你 might be wondering how I'm narrating this story, after my death, but I'll get...
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posted by epicskyrimfan56
as i looked around i noticed the forest looked alot like the one at home. it was simple getting there. and there it was. the lake surrounded 由 blue roses. a tear comes to my eye. i say.." thank 你 all, i really enjoyed my time here. 你 taught me how to be a true friend.ill never forget any of 你 ever". they say theyre goodbyes and i leap in the lake..... its been 5 months since that incident. me and my friend worked things out and iv not been depressed. one 日 i was walkin 首页 and decided to visit the lake. the 玫瑰 are all wilted and dead...but i decided to visit it one 更多 time. i arrive at the lake. i sit down. as i peer over the lake. a tear crosses my cheek as i see floating along the lakes surface a single....blue....rose......


THE END
posted by Macareina
Anyway since I can't use my magic and I don't know where my spell book is 说 twilight I could help 你 with that 说 dusk I have a book just like that I could 显示 你 if 你 want.the rest of 你 could stay here.alright!! 说 pinkie I am going to be with Bubbleberry if anypony needs me! I'll be with 奶油, 奶油糖果 if that's ok 说 fluttershy. Oh sugercube it's ok.Yay 说 Fluttershy.Well if ya don't mind I'll be helping around here and um seeing if macareina is as tough and strong as Macintosh.. I mean helping my genderbend out.Later that 日 guys I found it the spell book we can go home...
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Heya, everpony, I'm back again, and this time I have something for 你 fellas!

You see, in the episode May The Best Pet Win, I had seen a reference that I instantly got.

When 彩虹 Dash takes Tank as her pet, there stirred something in my mind. In Pre-War Europe, the nations of this continent raced each other with the most greatest cars that had ever driven on the soil of the Earth. The Italians had a racing driver that was one of the greatest in the sport.

His name was Tazio Nuvolari, and he was known to be the most fastest of his age. Now, when he once won a race, he received a gift from a...
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posted by shadirby
Oh my goodness. 你 don't know my emotions right now. Here's a few things I LOVED about the royal wedding:
Lyra talked, the evil changlings, the twists and turns, the music, DJ PON3, the somewhat Disney-like plot, the darkness, the battles, the story, the dialouge, the dresses, Shining Armor, and Luna.
My emotions. My brain can't take all of this amazingness.
It was just so...Amazing.
I can't say there was something I didn't like because that's a lie.
I didn't see a thing coming. They went all out with this and it was just beautiful and the voice-acting was spot-on too.
My head is going to explode.
Thanks for reading!

~shadirby
Hello everypony, this is triq267. I would like to apologize for the behavior of ilikefrogs22, also known 由 people who have met him as Jason. He did not even know about this website until he heard me talk about it, and he has been plotting on doing something to piss us off ever since. I would like to blame it all on him, but I can't. He hates MLP for two reasons. The first is that he's an @ss. The 秒 is that he was mad at me for calling Unicorn Planet gay, and then admitting to being a brony the 下一个 week. I'm sorry for letting this troll among 你 and I hope 你 all can forgive me.

Sincerely,

triq267
彩虹 Dash went to where 苹果白兰地 was killed.

Rainbow Dash: AJ?
Applejack: *Dead*
Rainbow Dash: *Using magic to bring 苹果白兰地 back to life* Come on. Wake up!
Applejack: *Wakes up* What happened?
Rainbow Dash: Twilight's dead. We have to go now. *Teleports herself, and 苹果白兰地 towards Sean*
Shredder: Dash! You're alright.
Rainbow Dash: Of course I'm alright.
Sean: How did 你 do?
Rainbow Dash: It wasn't easy, but I defeated Twilight.
Sean: *Sees 彩虹 Dash's horn* So you're an alicorn now, huh?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah. I won't make the same mistake Twilight did. I 爱情 all of 你 guys, 你 mean...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hawkeye, and Stylo arrived at Pete's office.

Hawkeye: 你 wanted to see us?
Pete: Yes, as a matter of fact, I did. We're going to be interviewed for Television, and I want 你 to spread the news around.
Stylo: With pleasure.
Hawkeye: What time do they get here?
Pete: Tomorrow, at 9 AM. Now go spread the news.
Hawkeye, and Stylo: *Leaves office*

They started at the train yard.

Wilson: What did 你 guys get called into Pete's office for?
Hawkeye: We're being interviewed 由 a 电视 company tomorrow.
Wilson: At what time?
Stylo: 9 AM.
Red Rose: *Comes down from signal tower* Did I hear that we're...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 32

Gordon Goes East

January 9, 1954

On many railroads, steam engines were being replaced 由 diesels. This was called dieselization, and there were several railroads that were operating only diesel engines, but most railroads still had steam.

Gordon: *Seeing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After he finished putting stitches on the 小马 that hurt himself, Jeff found another problem.

Jeff: What kind of blood do 你 have?
Hurt Pony: O type.
Jeff: Oh jeez. Does anypony here have an O blood type?

Everypony shook their head no.

Stylo: Hold up, let me check something.
Hawkeye: Go right ahead.
Stylo: *Goes into Pete's office*
Percy: What's he doing? He's not aloud in there.
Hawkeye: That is the office of the 小马 in charge, and I gave him permission to be in there.
Stylo: *Returns with Orion's file* He's the only 小马 that could help us out.
Hawkeye: *Reading file* O blood type. Alright,...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: deviantart
 Vocal Sparks(aka me)
Vocal Sparks(aka me)
ok.this is not a part of the story. but two things.one is i know its past hearts and hooves day,but its close enough. and two, all of this is real(well, except for the names, of course)this all happened at my dance yesterday. If 你 want my 秒 one, just wait till 下一个 year. Enjoy!

It was Hearts and Hooves day. I was excited for the dance that we were having, since I somehow always screw things up. Like, last time, I was trying to run away from my crush with my crutches. That's another story. But anyways, We were having a little party after lunch.
My name, is Vocal Sparks, there's this really...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the Ice Hotel, everypony was enjoying theirselves.

DJ: *Playing dubstep*
Con: *Sees Lady* Enjoying everything?
Lady: Everything seems so... *Looking at lights* Bright.
Con: Do 你 think it's better, 或者 worse then 1958?
Lady: Worse. I'm sorry, but I'm used to rock and roll.
Con: Maybe, I can help 你 out with that. *goes to DJ*
DJ: *Playing dubstep*
Con: Hey, we got a request for some 50's rock, and roll.
DJ: Sure, let me check. *Finds old record* This will be great to play. *Playing song*
link
Con: Thanks a lot.
Lady: *Sees Con* What did 你 do?
Con: Just asked nicely. *Dances*
Lady: *Dances with...
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At an outside restaurant.

Taxi Driver: *Stops at restaurant*
Nazis: *Get out*
Taxi Driver: *Drives away*
French Stallion: Puis-je vous offrir quelque chose?
Nazi: Nous voulons champagne.
French Stallion: Venir jusqu'à. *goes to get champagne*
Sigmund: *Reading newspaper*
French Stallion: *Hears his phone ringing, then answers* Bonjour?... Oui. *Walks to Sigmund* Quelqu'un veut vous parler au téléphone.
Sigmund: Le téléphone?
French Stallion: Oui monsieur.
Sigmund: *Stands up* Merci. *Goes to phone* Hello.... Hello?

The 小马 that called him hung up. Then suddenly, a car was pulling up to the restaurant....
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Pablo was fed up with getting buried in dirt, and decided to leave 由 going through the wire.

Pablo: *Holding wire cutter*
Volk: *arrives* Pablo? What are 你 doing?
Pablo: I'm getting out of here.
Volk: But we're not getting out through the fence, we're going through the tunnel, it's finished.
Pablo: I go through fence!
Volk: *Punches Pablo* You're not thinking. We can't go through the fence.
Pablo: *Slams Volk into wall* Don't do that. *Sighs* Volk, since I was a colt, I feared, and hated small rooms.
Volk: But 你 dug so many tunnels. Seventeen tunnels.
Pablo: Si. I hide the fear, and continue...
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posted by elsafan1010
Mlp is a master at cloning and mystery. For example, Dr. Hooves thing. I am 写作 an 文章 about him today. As we all know, Dr. Hooves is a 讨好, 小鹿 小马 with a brown mane. Dr. Hooves is an earth pony, so he can't fly 或者 cast spells. But this situation is not always the same. Because in the episode called Sonic Rainboom, I noticed something. 彩虹 Dash was swapping her number for all the ponies to be last on stage. But when she was number five, the 小马 she changed her number to was Dr. Hooves. I have uploaded the picture to the article. 你 can see. This is definitely Dr. It was Hooves, his hair and skin, his eyes cute mark all the same. The only difference was that it appeared as a pegasus. Strange?