1. 你 go out of your way to get all the materials 你 need for a Brilliant Bopper.
2. You'd do anything to get ahold of his Levitating Loafers.
3. 你 want a spyglass. BADLY.
4. 你 live 由 two quotes: "Never underestimate the power of research," and "Everything happens for a reason."
5. 你 write fanfictions about 你 and Klaus together.
6. 你 always 吻乐队（Kiss） him on the lips in the end of ALL of your fanfictions.
7. You're thinking about being him for Halloween.
8. If someone asks who you're supposed to be, 你 reply, "The most adorable bibliophile in the world!"
9. You're 接吻 him in a dream, and 你 wake up to find yourself 接吻 your pillow.
10. You've been caught 白日梦 about him in school.
11. 你 have multiple pictures of him everywhere. (Under your pillow, in your planner, in your locker, your computer screen saver, etc.)
12. 你 think that Liam Aiken (the actor that plays Klaus in the movie) is adorable, and that you'd be in heaven if 你 ever met him.
13. 你 can't believe that Fiona broke his 心 in The Grim Grotto.
14. 你 think that the book version of Klaus is also adorable, and 你 don't see what people don't like about him.
15. When your English teacher assigns a special Valentine's 日 poem for 你 to write, 你 write the mushiest poem about Klaus that 你 can.
16. 你 couldn't care less that the teacher's 阅读 it.
17. Whenever someone says that Klaus is ugly, 你 give them a Count Olaf slap.
18. 你 want to kill Count Olaf for slapping Klaus so hard.
19. 你 wanted to hug Klaus after Olaf slapped him in both the book and the movie. (And, perhaps, 吻乐队（Kiss） him.)
20. You've read all 20 of these really bad jokes that I came up. (Well, someone might think they're bad.)
2. You'd do anything to get ahold of his Levitating Loafers.
3. 你 want a spyglass. BADLY.
4. 你 live 由 two quotes: "Never underestimate the power of research," and "Everything happens for a reason."
5. 你 write fanfictions about 你 and Klaus together.
6. 你 always 吻乐队（Kiss） him on the lips in the end of ALL of your fanfictions.
7. You're thinking about being him for Halloween.
8. If someone asks who you're supposed to be, 你 reply, "The most adorable bibliophile in the world!"
9. You're 接吻 him in a dream, and 你 wake up to find yourself 接吻 your pillow.
10. You've been caught 白日梦 about him in school.
11. 你 have multiple pictures of him everywhere. (Under your pillow, in your planner, in your locker, your computer screen saver, etc.)
12. 你 think that Liam Aiken (the actor that plays Klaus in the movie) is adorable, and that you'd be in heaven if 你 ever met him.
13. 你 can't believe that Fiona broke his 心 in The Grim Grotto.
14. 你 think that the book version of Klaus is also adorable, and 你 don't see what people don't like about him.
15. When your English teacher assigns a special Valentine's 日 poem for 你 to write, 你 write the mushiest poem about Klaus that 你 can.
16. 你 couldn't care less that the teacher's 阅读 it.
17. Whenever someone says that Klaus is ugly, 你 give them a Count Olaf slap.
18. 你 want to kill Count Olaf for slapping Klaus so hard.
19. 你 wanted to hug Klaus after Olaf slapped him in both the book and the movie. (And, perhaps, 吻乐队（Kiss） him.)
20. You've read all 20 of these really bad jokes that I came up. (Well, someone might think they're bad.)
The Brilliant Bopper
