Klaus Baudelaire

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1. 你 go out of your way to get all the materials 你 need for a Brilliant Bopper.

2. You'd do anything to get ahold of his Levitating Loafers.

3. 你 want a spyglass. BADLY.

4. 你 live 由 two quotes: "Never underestimate the power of research," and "Everything happens for a reason."

5. 你 write fanfictions about 你 and Klaus together.

6. 你 always 吻乐队（Kiss） him on the lips in the end of ALL of your fanfictions.

7. You're thinking about being him for Halloween.