1. 你 go out of your way to get all the materials 你 need for a Brilliant Bopper.

2. You'd do anything to get ahold of his Levitating Loafers.

3. 你 want a spyglass. BADLY.

4. 你 live 由 two quotes: "Never underestimate the power of research," and "Everything happens for a reason."

5. 你 write fanfictions about 你 and Klaus together.

6. 你 always 吻乐队（Kiss） him on the lips in the end of ALL of your fanfictions.

7. You're thinking about being him for Halloween.

8. If someone asks who you're supposed to be, 你 reply, "The most adorable bibliophile in the world!"

9. You're 接吻 him in a dream, and...