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I'm trying to compile a huge 列表 of 语录 - everything from the sarcastic things House says to the constant 建议 Wilson offers. 语录 from all the episodes both amusing and thought provoking.
I'm doing my best, but its hard to make a dent in the huge amount of 语录 there are. So here's what I have, I'll update it as much as I can, and if 你 have anything 你 want me to add - let me know and I will!
Thanks and I hope 你 enjoy!

Last Updated: 20 May 2008

*NEW* Wilson's Heart quotes
(More to come) - Please 评论 any 你 may have!

House: Life shouldn't be random.... lonely misanthropic drug...
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 你 Can't Always Get What 你 Want
You Can't Always Get What You Want
Anyone who watches House M.D. on a regular basis will have 由 now picked up on two phrases that seem to be the slogans of the show: “Everybody Lies” and “You Can't Always Get What 你 Want.” The first slogan of the show, “Everybody Lies”, seems to be House's philosophy about people. Knowing that Dr. House is the antisocial, misanthrope and very miserable person that he is, this statement which he utters frequently, very nicely sums up the entire view House has for humanity. He finds them un-useful, un-trustworthy and not worthy of spending time with because you'll never get the...
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posted by mrshouse62689
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Found this 列表 somewhere awhile 以前 and I had 发布 it on my Facebook. I thought I'd share it here. :-]

100: Being a complete jerk to people all the time will make them like you, and sometimes, they will also fall in 爱情 with you.

99: Vicodin will cure all wounds.

98: It's NEVER Lupus.

97: 你 should know all about your sperm donors before utilizing their sperm. 你 don't want your kid to be beaten up, after all.

96: Get a good alarm system and guard dog if you're going to be admitted into a certain Doctor House's care.

95: If you're a nurse and looking for spicing up your sex life, get a...
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posted by dreamsofspike
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A/N: Not for the squeamish!! This chapter details House's injuries, in a clinical sort of way, but it's still quite shocking and disturbing...consider yourselves warned! :P



Chapter 5


Wilson hurried into the room, closing the door carefully behind him before moving swiftly around the gurney to face his friend. Though House was moaning and writhing on the narrow bed, as if desperately struggling to escape some unseen foe, his eyes were closed, and he might have appeared to be asleep and battling a nightmare, had Wilson not known better.



This was a textbook PTSD flashback.



"No...please!" House fairly...
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The 6th season of FOX's House turned out to be one of my 收藏夹 as it not only carried on the strength of its medical storylines, characters, and House wittiness, but also brought on the surprises and twists which is rare to find this far into a series! So, as we await House's return this fall, I'm taking a look back at my 最喜爱的 episodes of a very solid 6th season.


Episode 1 - Broken
I was nervous after the Season 5 finale showed Dr. House committing himself to the psychiatric hospital as it seemed that might just be the 显示 officially jumping the 鲨鱼 into 迷失 cause TV land. But in...
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THIS IS AN INTERNATIONAL PR CAMPAIGN TO BRING LISA EDELSTEIN BACK ON TO HOUSE!!!

We are focusing on SENDING THONGS AND BALLS TO 狐狸 AND NBC entertainment presidents with one of the suggested captions listed below. We will add 更多 suggestions as they come in.

This campaign will take the two most 流行的 ideas on the fandom and combines them. It also leaves open the option of sending one 或者 the other if both are not feasible. In this way we will have a united front.

This is a joint effort 由 many fandoms. Each House fandom is welcome and encouraged to have one of their members as an executive here...
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posted by BeforeItWasCool
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Disclaimer: I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything as satisfying as the last scene of season six when House finally got not only what he needed but what he wanted! Oh, sorry that’s a PROclaimer. Okay, I own nothing in the House universe except a deep, undying 爱情 for Dr. House and no court on earth can take that away!!


It’s About Time….

Her 评论 had washed away years of his doubt and sadness. Their 淋浴 had washed away the layers of grime and blood on their bodies. And now he was going to wash away the longing that had plagued him since that night after...
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posted by HuddyJoy0524
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We were watching clips of "As Good As It Gets" in psych class today and there was a scene in the restaurant with Lisa Edelstein and Peter Jacobson playing a young couple! It was all I could take not to shout "It's Taub and Cuddy!" in class.

It won't let me post a link from youtobe on here anymore so if 你 go to youtobe and type in "lisa e in as good as it gets" it will pop right up.

Anyway, thought 你 all would get a kick out of it, especially because they look so young and have worked together before! :D
posted by nothin_ooses
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First of all I'd like to thank my new beta,link, for 阅读 and fixing my 写作 since my English has been proven a little defected. Thank you!

Second I'd like to thank 你 guys who is still there 阅读 this sort of lunatic and weird story. Thanks! Hope 你 like this chapter and sorry for the late.


**

Part IV

Coldness, darkness, moisture, … and a damn drop falling from the roof right 下一个 the old and crank 床, 床上 inside that small and claustrophobic cell. The pain was extreme, three days without those useless meds were enough to multiply the pain a billion times. That terrible smell, what the...
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posted by nothin_ooses
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Hey everybody. I hope 你 enjoy this chapter, it’s really scary, but I liked. Thanks very much for the reviews and have fun. Don’t curse me when 你 finished reading, ok! There’s gonna be 更多 chapters cause this story is really enjoying me.


A hazy light was coming from the lonely post that was vanished between the cold mist. Oh God the cold was terrible this time, mainly because of the wind that was blowing miles per hour. But the sound whispered 由 the wind was the only thing 你 could concentrate to try to sleep, it was like some magic, some magic that made the messy sound of the big...
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posted by rose2
"House M.D.: The Jerk (#3.23)" (2007)
Dr. Robert Chase: [while giving Nate mushrooms] Nate, how's the pain?
Nate: Hey, it's Skippy, the 衬套, 布什 kangaroo!
Dr. Robert Chase: Your head, Nate. We need to know how the pain is.
Nate: What I got here is the opposite of pain.
Dr. Allison Cameron: That means you're suffering from cluster headaches which means hopefully...
[Nate looks at Cameron]
Nate: [laughs] Man, you're hot!
[turns to Chase]
Nate: She's making me horny.
Dr. Robert Chase: Deal with it.
Nate: Hey, hey, hey, hey. 你 can't get me stoned then not close the deal.
Dr. Robert Chase: [under his breath]...
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posted by Immunity
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 Eliza Dushku as Danielle Fayle
Eliza Dushku as Danielle Fayle
This episode is between episode 9 and 10, lol.
I´m neither good at medical stuff nor at sticking true to the characters, be warned...




Episode 9 1/2 (Part 1)

(View of Wilson´s office. He is sitting at his desk, 写作 something as a woman with a file comes in. Wilson stops 写作 and looks up, taking a nap of his morning coffee.)

Wilson: Morning Danielle.

Danielle: Morning James.
(reads the files)
You have to talk to a patient in an hour. Ah and Mrs. Taylor annulled her appointment for tomorrow morning.

Wilson: Thank you, Danielle.

Danielle: 由 the way, Mr. Thompson is still complaining about the...
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posted by Chandlerfan
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[Shot of squash court, two girls, best friends, playing against each other. After the game, shot of changing room, they are just about to leave.]

Anna (1st girl): I’ll see 你 tomorrow. Give 你 another thrashing.

Leah (2nd girl): Yeah, we’ll see about that! (laughs) Need a lift?

Anna: No, I’ll walk home.

Leah: OK. Bye

Anna: Bye

[Both girls leave at the same time. Leah gets in her car and drives off. Anna is walking in the same direction. Shot of her heart, beating normally. Shot of her walking. Another shot of her heart, now beating erratically. Shot of her vomiting, then collapsing.]

Credits...
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House “The patient’s a crazy person?”
Cuddy “You’re a crazy person. The patient’s a psychologist.”

House “Carlson won’t listen to me since I hit on his wife.”
Cameron “You knew?!”
House “God no. I thought she was his daughter.”

Wilson “That makes sense.”
House “That makes sense?”
Wilson “I 说 it first!”

House “You, for some reason, are happy.”
Wilson “How dare you!”

House “You are wearing that 衬衫 FOR somebody.”
Wilson “The health department. They frown on topless-oncology.”

Wilson “Are 你 ok.” [laughs]
House “It’s a valid medical...
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posted by misanthrope86
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I 爱情 silly little bits of information that are utterly useless in practical everyday life. So I thought I would compile a '6 Degrees Of Separation' 列表 (well, sort of...) for 'House MD'.


Lots of the actors and 女演员 that have appeared on the 显示 have crossed paths before working on, 或者 since working on 'House MD'. Here are the ones that I have picked up on...


1) Kurtwood Smith, who played Dr. Obyedkov (father of Patient-Of-The-Week Patrick) in the season three episode 'Half-Wit', also played the father to Robert Sean Leonard's character, Neil Perry, in the 1989 movie 'Dead Poets Society'....
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posted by peoplesuck
Here's the 下一个 part of part II. As always please comment. =D

“Everything’s normal except the amount of hemorrhaging,” Dr. Hanson 说 confused, “We’ll keep close watch over 你 and give 你 a transfusion. I’ll be back in about a half 小时 to check on you.”
“There are few people who hemorrhage this much during child birth,” Sarah 说 as soon as Dr. Hanson was out of ear shot.
“Can 你 save your obsessive over-analysis for a time when I am not in labor,” Cuddy replied through gritted teeth.
“I’m distracting you.”
“Couldn’t 你 find a different, less annoying method...
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格雷戈·豪斯
Dr. Gregory House
Dr.Gregory House

“I teach 你 to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned 你 wait in line?”

“Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if 你 jumble it up.”

“So what's your plan? 你 take the big dark one, I'll take the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things get tough.”

[Houses' patient has just collapsed] "This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!”

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

"You talk to God, you're religious; God talks...
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“Sometimes, when a person has suffered extreme physical 或者 psychological trauma (including massive stress), they will assume the fetal position 或者 a similar position in which the back is curved forward, the legs are brought up as tightly against the abdomen as possible, the head is bowed as close to the abdomen as possible, and the arms are wrapped around the head to prevent further trauma.” (Wikipedia)


Fetal Position has been my favourite episode of House MD for a very long time now. I have an incredible bias towards the episode because it is one of the few episodes where Cuddy’s character...
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posted by housecuddy4ever
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Ships of House
There are so many,and many 更多 are beginning to be discovered
I will 列表 the ships,and tell 你 some stuff about them.
*Note:This a loooong 列表 of 'Ships'....some of these ships aren't even real!But some people ship them,or might ship*

Wilteen(13/Wilson)
Chameron(Cameron/Chase)
Thutner(13/Kutner)
Hilson(Wilson/House)
Huddy(House/Cuddy)
Wuddy(Wilson/Cuddy)
Thase/Chirteen(13/Chase)
Twirteen(Twiggy the tree/13)
Hutner/Louse/Kouse(Kutner/House)
Faub(Foreman/Taub)
Thaub(13/Taub)
Wilber(Wilson/Amber)
Hamber(House/Amber)
Hameron(House/Cameron)
Thouse(13/House)
Foreteen(13/Foreman)
Wameron(Wilson/Cameron)...
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posted by tubby2002
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Facts About the Show

+ Hugh Laurie, who plays House on the show, is actually British. He's starred in many British comedy films and 电视 series' but House is his first American 电视 endeavor.

+ Hugh Laurie is also a writer (he's written a novel called The Gun Seller), a musician (he plays a number of instruments) and rides a motorcycle.

+ Jennifer Morrison, who plays Dr. Cameron, is actually a blond.

+ During Hugh Laurie's audition, David 支撑, 海岸 says that Bryan Singer, one of the executive producers, said, "See, this is what I want: an American guy." Singer was completely unaware...
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