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I'm trying to compile a huge 列表 of 语录 - everything from the sarcastic things House says to the constant 建议 Wilson offers. 语录 from all the episodes both amusing and thought provoking.
I'm doing my best, but its hard to make a dent in the huge amount of 语录 there are. So here's what I have, I'll update it as much as I can, and if 你 have anything 你 want me to add - let me know and I will!
Thanks and I hope 你 enjoy!

Last Updated: 20 May 2008

*NEW* Wilson's Heart quotes
(More to come) - Please 评论 any 你 may have!

House: Life shouldn't be random.... lonely misanthropic drug...
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 你 Can't Always Get What 你 Want
You Can't Always Get What You Want
Anyone who watches House M.D. on a regular basis will have 由 now picked up on two phrases that seem to be the slogans of the show: “Everybody Lies” and “You Can't Always Get What 你 Want.” The first slogan of the show, “Everybody Lies”, seems to be House's philosophy about people. Knowing that Dr. House is the antisocial, misanthrope and very miserable person that he is, this statement which he utters frequently, very nicely sums up the entire view House has for humanity. He finds them un-useful, un-trustworthy and not worthy of spending time with because you'll never get the...
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We are gathered here today to whine about the death of a beloved tv series: House MD. Many 粉丝 have agreed that it was time for Dr Gregory House to retire kicking 屁股 and saving lives. Many other 粉丝 knelt to the ground, raised their fists to the sky and screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" through hysterical tears. Others still were somewhere inbetween not caring and emotional numbness. Personally, I'm pretty sure I rapid-cycled through four of the Five Stages of Grief in about span of about one minute...

It was fitting that I should find out this horrible news via Fanpop. 链接 popped up...
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posted by mrshouse62689
Found this 列表 somewhere awhile 以前 and I had 发布 it on my Facebook. I thought I'd share it here. :-]

100: Being a complete jerk to people all the time will make them like you, and sometimes, they will also fall in 爱情 with you.

99: Vicodin will cure all wounds.

98: It's NEVER Lupus.

97: 你 should know all about your sperm donors before utilizing their sperm. 你 don't want your kid to be beaten up, after all.

96: Get a good alarm system and guard dog if you're going to be admitted into a certain Doctor House's care.

95: If you're a nurse and looking for spicing up your sex life, get a...
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I was just watching some clips from season 2 and mostly 3 and I really enjoyed them.
And I already new that but now I know it more!
I miss the old team!
I miss Cameron's Poor Dead Husbands issues!
I miss Chase's daddy and fat issues!And his hair!(yum!)
I miss foremans eye-rolling when Cameron was being ethical!
I missed all that!
I want the old team back!
The new team hasn't really grew on me now...
I mean 13 has grew on me but foreteen really is ruining her for me and I really don't care about Taub.
And ok Kutner is super hot and funny but he is just not enought.
When are they going to bring the old team back?
I really want to cause if they don't I have this weird fear that 13 is gonna end up 接吻 house as every female on the show!
I think that the new team experience was ok and fun to watch but now its time to go back to the basics and brink the old cottages back!

Do 你 agree?Say in the comments!
posted by housecuddy4ever
Ships of House
There are so many,and many 更多 are beginning to be discovered
I will 列表 the ships,and tell 你 some stuff about them.
*Note:This a loooong 列表 of 'Ships'....some of these ships aren't even real!But some people ship them,or might ship*

Wilteen(13/Wilson)
Chameron(Cameron/Chase)
Thutner(13/Kutner)
Hilson(Wilson/House)
Huddy(House/Cuddy)
Wuddy(Wilson/Cuddy)
Thase/Chirteen(13/Chase)
Twirteen(Twiggy the tree/13)
Hutner/Louse/Kouse(Kutner/House)
Faub(Foreman/Taub)
Thaub(13/Taub)
Wilber(Wilson/Amber)
Hamber(House/Amber)
Hameron(House/Cameron)
Thouse(13/House)
Foreteen(13/Foreman)
Wameron(Wilson/Cameron)...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 20: 爱情 Hurts

Full Recap

At the clinic, an Asian boy, Harvey, is waiting to be treated while House is catching a game with a patient and discussing Cameron's return with Wilson . . . and the fact he has to take her on a date. When House comes out he (literally) runs into Harvey, who panics then has a stroke as House tries to apologize (to avoid a legal complaint).

Cameron shows up to the joy of her fellow doctors and is greeted with the new case. She immediately figures out he has a metal plate in his jaw from a prior injury, preventing a MRI. They come up with alternate...
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It has been so long that I figured most of 你 will have forgotten about me completely... well, I'm not dead, as it happens. And I recently, after months, wrote this... It's intense and involves my usual ingredients: angst, friendship, drama and hopefully insight. I thought I'd post it here to notify all of 你 that I'm still here, and not just those on the fanfic spot. It's really quite long, but it has a certain flow to it (I've heard... 你 know me, I won't believe its good until someone says so) that makes it very easy to read. This follows House fresh out of Mayfield... the rest will...
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posted by peoplesuck
This is a very long section. As always please comment, let me know if 你 would like me to continue to part 2.
The 下一个 ten 分钟 felt like a blur, a surreal blur in which everything seemed to go so fast yet so slow. House broke every traffic law in the book on the way there and parked in an 救护车 bay. If Cuddy made it through this she would have his head for that. As soon as the car came to a stop Sarah flew out of the car so fast she tripped over her own feet. Luckily she regained her footing and did not drop Cuddy whom she was carrying.
“I’ll take her, go take care of yourself,”...
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posted by rose2
"House M.D.: The Jerk (#3.23)" (2007)
Dr. Robert Chase: [while giving Nate mushrooms] Nate, how's the pain?
Nate: Hey, it's Skippy, the 衬套, 布什 kangaroo!
Dr. Robert Chase: Your head, Nate. We need to know how the pain is.
Nate: What I got here is the opposite of pain.
Dr. Allison Cameron: That means you're suffering from cluster headaches which means hopefully...
[Nate looks at Cameron]
Nate: [laughs] Man, you're hot!
[turns to Chase]
Nate: She's making me horny.
Dr. Robert Chase: Deal with it.
Nate: Hey, hey, hey, hey. 你 can't get me stoned then not close the deal.
Dr. Robert Chase: [under his breath]...
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posted by Chandlerfan
[Shot of squash court, two girls, best friends, playing against each other. After the game, shot of changing room, they are just about to leave.]

Anna (1st girl): I’ll see 你 tomorrow. Give 你 another thrashing.

Leah (2nd girl): Yeah, we’ll see about that! (laughs) Need a lift?

Anna: No, I’ll walk home.

Leah: OK. Bye

Anna: Bye

[Both girls leave at the same time. Leah gets in her car and drives off. Anna is walking in the same direction. Shot of her heart, beating normally. Shot of her walking. Another shot of her heart, now beating erratically. Shot of her vomiting, then collapsing.]

Credits...
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posted by HouseFreak
Once again an amazing episode.

The first time I watched this episode, I didn’t think too much of it. But now after re-watching it several times, I realize how amazing this episode is, it is defiantly one of my 最佳, 返回页首 episodes of season 1.

Through out this whole episode Hugh's 表演 was fabulous, absolutely flawless.
The pain and emotions he portrayed through out this episode took the viewer on an emotional rollercoaster, I found myself on the verge of tears 更多 then once.

The scene where House smashed his hand was beyond amazing, 你 could really see and feel the pain he was going through at that...
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格雷戈·豪斯
Dr. Gregory House
Dr.Gregory House

“I teach 你 to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned 你 wait in line?”

“Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if 你 jumble it up.”

“So what's your plan? 你 take the big dark one, I'll take the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things get tough.”

[Houses' patient has just collapsed] "This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!”

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

"You talk to God, you're religious; God talks...
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Time for some analysis y'all!



I'm gonna just jump right in here with my thoughts. I have many.



Amber, The Psyche

Hallucination Amber is a little creepier than the live version of Amber that we knew in season 4. But she is merely a representation of House's subconscious, that has been manifested due to his feelings of guilt. To me, it is obvious why this has happened:

1) House is the master of guilt suppression. He regularly does things that the average person would feel incredibly guilty about. But House shoves that away deep inside his brain. That isn't to say that he doesn't feel guilty; it just...
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posted by rose2
"House M.D.: Three Stories (#1.21)" (2005)
Dr. Gregory House: I choose to believe that the white light people sometimes see, visions this patient saw, they're all just chemical reactions that take place when the brain shuts down
Dr. Eric Foreman: 你 choose to believe that?
Dr. Gregory House: There's no conclusive science. My choice has no practical relevance to my life, I choose the outcome I find 更多 comforting
Dr. Cameron: 你 find it 更多 comforting to believe that this is it?
Dr. Gregory House: I find it 更多 comforting to believe that all this isn't simply a test.

Dr. Allison Cameron: [talking...
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01 ♥ Because he will always be the one for her.
02 ♥ Because she saved his life.
03 ♥ Because they met in a strip club.
04 ♥ Because they met playing paintball.
05 ♥ Because we still don't know were they actually met
06 ♥ Because she moved in a week after they met.
07 ♥ Because their relationship is like an addiction.
08 ♥ Because their relationship is like Vindaloo curry.
09 ♥ Because he spent 更多 than five years pining for her.
10 ♥ Because he couldn't stand the thought of losing her again.
11 ♥ Because he opened up to her.
12 ♥ Because he knew when she was smoking.
13 ♥ Because...
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posted by nothin_ooses
First of all I'd like to thank my new beta,link, for 阅读 and fixing my 写作 since my English has been proven a little defected. Thank you!

Second I'd like to thank 你 guys who is still there 阅读 this sort of lunatic and weird story. Thanks! Hope 你 like this chapter and sorry for the late.


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Part IV

Coldness, darkness, moisture, … and a damn drop falling from the roof right 下一个 the old and crank 床, 床上 inside that small and claustrophobic cell. The pain was extreme, three days without those useless meds were enough to multiply the pain a billion times. That terrible smell, what the...
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Episode 1: link


Episode 2: Senses Fall    

    Shots of 火, 消防 squeezed through the morning air, now not only think from the snow; but polluted with ash. Crackles of burning rubble resounded into the skyline like a campfire smoldering into an autumn evening. The piles of snow that once were covered in dirt now lay dissolved, in puddles of water. Across the bay, masses of wreckage rested against the ground, each of which flamed with pure red and 橙子, 橙色 shades opposing the blackness of the pavement.
    Scenes flashed and blurred in and...
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House Cast

* Hugh Laurie: Dr. Greg House
* Lisa Edelstein: Dr. Lisa Cuddy
* Robert Sean Leonard: Dr. James Wilson
* Jennifer Morrison: Dr. Allison Cameron
* Omar Epps: Dr. Eric Foreman
* Jesse Spencer: Dr. Robert Chase
* Peter Jacobson: Dr. Chris Taub
* Edi Gathegi: Dr. Jeffrey Cole
* Olivia Wilde: Thirteen
* Kal Penn: Dr. Lawrence Kutner

House Credits

* David Foster: Writer
* Joel Thompson: Writer
* John Mankiewicz: Writer
* Lawrence Kaplow: Writer
* Leonard Dick: Writer
* Matt Witten: Writer
* Michael R. Perry: Writer
* Pamela Davis: Writer
* Sara B. Cooper: Writer
* Sara Hess: Writer
* Thomas...
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 The moment the entire episode was leading up to
The moment the entire episode was leading up to
I’m devastated like I’m sure many of 你 are, but I think season 7’s “Bombshells”, while not a typical House episode AT ALL, was amazingly written and a very cool chance for everyone involved in House MD to branch out a little bit. People are extremely mixed about this episode, some 爱情 it and some hate it and a great majority of that has to do with the very eloquent dream sequences that the 显示 decided to explore. This 文章 is going to attempt to break down each dream sequence and get at the message the writers were intending with each dream.

The basic idea of the dreams were...
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