One difference between a 吉他 and a 鱼 is that 你 can't tuna fish. 发布 一年多以前

Congress is like 圣诞节 lights. Half of them don't work, and those that do aren't very bright. 发布 一年多以前

What do 你 find in ancient Greece?

...

Ancient chips! 发布 一年多以前

What did the blanket say to the bed? I've got 你 covered! 发布 一年多以前

What did the person at the bridge tell the 钟, 贝尔 before the 钟, 贝尔 went under the bridge? "Toll, please!" 发布 一年多以前

Two sharks are eating a clown fish. One of them says, "I don't know about you, but this tastes funny to me." 发布 一年多以前

Knock, knock! Who's there? Ida. Ida who? Ida rather not be here. 发布 一年多以前

A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve 食物 here." 发布 一年多以前

What did the hedgehog say when he backed into a cactus? "Is that you, Mum?" 发布 一年多以前

Why did the farmer stomp in his field and pour 卤, 肉汁 on it? He was trying to grow mashed potatoes with gravy. 发布 一年多以前

What did one eye say to the other? "Just between 你 and me, something smells." 发布 一年多以前

Oh Latvians...stop making jokes...there not funny -_- 发布 一年多以前

What do 你 call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what 你 call him. He's not going to come. 发布 一年多以前

Here is a funny joke oh no girl did u not know combs were Even ... 发布 一年多以前

I laugh at everything!!!!!!!!!!! Lol!!! XD 发布 一年多以前

a girl breaks up with her boyfriend others think she's bi
boy 1 wanna run for boys 100m dash? 发布 一年多以前

Sam finds him a new one, and the chicken goes back out, book under his wing.Later,the chicken comes back!"Book,bookbook!" he says. He walks out after the Sam gets him a book.Sam follows the chicken.After a while, they end up at the back of a farm. He keeps following the chicken until they get to a pond with a large lillipad with a large frog on top. The chicken walks right up to the frog and hands him the book.
The Frog, astonishingly, shakes his head, and says, "Read it. Read it"!!!
LOL!!!!!! 发布 一年多以前

PART ONE
A chicken walks into the library,up to the front desk. He says to Sam the librarian, "Book, book book!" So the Sam gets him a book. The chicken walks out with the book under its wing.Half an 小时 later, the chicken comes back. Again he says, "Book, book book!" and puts the old book on the desk.
END OF PART ONE
(Its too long to fit it in one post) 发布 一年多以前

100 funny ways to answer your phone and they're hilarious!!
link 发布 一年多以前

what did Dora and Diego say when they went to a hotel?
a: WE DId WE DID IT! u know like the song at the end of each show
like if u get it 发布 一年多以前

Mum:What's the first thing 你 learnt at school???
Daughter:How to speak without moving my lips:D

Mum:What are 你 going to dress up in the school 万圣节前夕 party???
Daughter:A pupil
Mum:A pupil??But pupil 你 are every 日 at school,aren't you???
Daughter:No mum at school i go as a tourist :D 发布 一年多以前

Doctor: "Why should I examine you? You'll never pay me!"
Patient: " Why should I pay you?! You're completely incompetent!"
Doctor: "Good point"
( places stethoscope on patient's forehead)
Doctor: " Turn your head and cough" 发布 一年多以前

i heared thiz from my friend at my school so i thought y not put it on here: wat do u call black people standing in front of white people = an eclipse.
again i got thiz joke from my friend at my school 发布 一年多以前

I like jokes that are so awful, but are so funny 'coz they're bad. 发布 一年多以前

what do 你 call 500 indians without titys? indian,nippleless,500 发布 一年多以前

my friend has a motorcycle made of 2 由 4s.when he starts it up it goes....wooden....wooden. 发布 一年多以前

i like jokes whenever iam in a good 或者 a bad mood..!! 发布 一年多以前

People who ask "Can I ask 你 a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy? I loled forever 发布 一年多以前

thats ssssooooo funny :P 发布 一年多以前

I am the 500th 粉丝 发布 一年多以前

How much cocaine can Charile Sheen handle a week?? 发布 一年多以前

Ok....so the grandma thinks 哈哈 means lots of 爱情 so she texts her grandaugter "my dog died LOL" haha 发布 一年多以前

i have a joke for 你 if 你 read my comment
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Chris Brown
LiL Wayne, Chris Brown + J.Holiday just died.Lil Wayne choked on a lollipop. Chris Brown Had NO AIR and J.Holiday Suffcated.*

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Fluff
What is 粉, 粉色 and fluffy?

粉, 粉色 fluff!

发布 一年多以前

ketchup
there was a daddy tomato,a mommy, and a kid tomato. The kid 番茄 said”where are we going?” The daddy 番茄 said”chut up already, come on we don’t have all day”. The daddy 番茄 went over to the kid 番茄 and stepped on him and 说 KETCHUP!!!

发布 一年多以前

somebody read this

i am wee todd did
i am wee todd did
i am sofa king wee todd did

read it over and over till 你 get it u will probably laugh 发布 一年多以前

Dear cosmetic companies,

Thanks for putting that, "For external use only" sticker on my lotion.

Sincerely, was definitely planning to drink it. 发布 一年多以前

Another drawing competition, a participant came up to the referee and showed him an empty paper, the referee: What is on your drawing? The guy: A cow eating grass. Referee: Where is the grass? Guy: The cow ate it. Referee: Where is the cow? Guy: She went to look for 草 in another place. 发布 一年多以前

There was a competition for the fastest drawing, one guy drew a dot and 说 "finished!" The referee asked him :What is that on your drawing?" The guy answered "An 象, 大象 coming from far. far, far, far, far, far away" 发布 一年多以前

the red man was in the 淋浴 when the green man knocked and his door, the red man quickly put a towel on and went downstairs but as soon as the red man opened the door his towel fell down. the green man ran across the road in shock horror and got knocked down 由 a car.

The moral 或者 this story is to NEVER run across the road when the red man flashes :L xxxx haha 发布 一年多以前

你 peoples is just silly. 发布 一年多以前

In Soviet Russia translator translates you!
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story of my life buttcrack on my 刀 but it keeps avoiding me story of my soul putting a hole in my story dnt think wrong i wasnt going to put wat u think i was 发布 一年多以前

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky like chicken wings i could really use some sauce right now sauce right sauce right now can my friend 说 half of this lmbo 发布 一年多以前

wat the most disturbing thing on earth?

answer:perez hilton 发布 一年多以前

what do 你 call teeth 你 get for a dollar ? 发布 一年多以前

what does the hillbilly call a deer with no eye ?
tricky one ? 发布 一年多以前

Why did the cookie go to the doctor ? 发布 一年多以前

why DID the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road? 发布 一年多以前