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ChiliPepperLuv 说 …
One difference between a 吉他 and a 鱼 is that 你 can't tuna fish. 发布 一年多以前
luvneopets 评论…
That's very funny, lol. ·7个月前
melodybryant 评论…
lul ·2个月前
laugh
ChiliPepperLuv 说 …
Congress is like 圣诞节 lights. Half of them don't work, and those that do aren't very bright. 发布 一年多以前
ImAnEasel 说 …
What do 你 find in ancient Greece?

...

Ancient chips! 发布 一年多以前
ChiliPepperLuv 说 …
What did the blanket say to the bed? I've got 你 covered! 发布 一年多以前
ChiliPepperLuv 说 …
What did the person at the bridge tell the 钟, 贝尔 before the 钟, 贝尔 went under the bridge? "Toll, please!" 发布 一年多以前
ChiliPepperLuv 说 …
Two sharks are eating a clown fish. One of them says, "I don't know about you, but this tastes funny to me." 发布 一年多以前
melodybryant 评论…
哈哈 ·2个月前
ChiliPepperLuv 说 …
Knock, knock! Who's there? Ida. Ida who? Ida rather not be here. 发布 一年多以前
ChiliPepperLuv 说 …
A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve 食物 here." 发布 一年多以前
ChiliPepperLuv 说 …
What did the hedgehog say when he backed into a cactus? "Is that you, Mum?" 发布 一年多以前
ChiliPepperLuv 说 …
Why did the farmer stomp in his field and pour 卤, 肉汁 on it? He was trying to grow mashed potatoes with gravy. 发布 一年多以前
ChiliPepperLuv 说 …
What did one eye say to the other? "Just between 你 and me, something smells." 发布 一年多以前
meh
FLUFFYMUFFIN 说 …
Oh Latvians...stop making jokes...there not funny -_- 发布 一年多以前
FLUFFYMUFFIN 评论…
POTATO!!!!!!!! :D 一年多以前
ChiliPepperLuv 说 …
What do 你 call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what 你 call him. He's not going to come. 发布 一年多以前
shawneld 说 …
Here is a funny joke oh no girl did u not know combs were Even ... 发布 一年多以前
big smile
PearsAreCute 说 …
I laugh at everything!!!!!!!!!!! Lol!!! XD 发布 一年多以前
big smile
teacupitty43 说 …
a girl breaks up with her boyfriend others think she's bi
boy 1 wanna run for boys 100m dash? 发布 一年多以前
laugh
MoonNimbus15612 说 …
Sam finds him a new one, and the chicken goes back out, book under his wing.Later,the chicken comes back!"Book,bookbook!" he says. He walks out after the Sam gets him a book.Sam follows the chicken.After a while, they end up at the back of a farm. He keeps following the chicken until they get to a pond with a large lillipad with a large frog on top. The chicken walks right up to the frog and hands him the book.
The Frog, astonishingly, shakes his head, and says, "Read it. Read it"!!!
LOL!!!!!! 发布 一年多以前
MoonNimbus15612 评论…
THAT IS PART TWO, READ PART ONE FIRST 一年多以前
jessy_an 评论…
哈哈 XD 一年多以前
MoonNimbus15612 说 …
PART ONE
A chicken walks into the library,up to the front desk. He says to Sam the librarian, "Book, book book!" So the Sam gets him a book. The chicken walks out with the book under its wing.Half an 小时 later, the chicken comes back. Again he says, "Book, book book!" and puts the old book on the desk.
END OF PART ONE
(Its too long to fit it in one post) 发布 一年多以前
girlygumdrop 说 …
100 funny ways to answer your phone and they're hilarious!!
link 发布 一年多以前
laugh
girlygumdrop 说 …
what did Dora and Diego say when they went to a hotel?
a: WE DId WE DID IT! u know like the song at the end of each show
like if u get it 发布 一年多以前
laugh
DimiFF 说 …
Mum:What's the first thing 你 learnt at school???
Daughter:How to speak without moving my lips:D

Mum:What are 你 going to dress up in the school 万圣节前夕 party???
Daughter:A pupil
Mum:A pupil??But pupil 你 are every 日 at school,aren't you???
Daughter:No mum at school i go as a tourist :D 发布 一年多以前
teacupitty43 评论…
哈哈 一年多以前
laugh
ilurvebooks 说 …
Doctor: "Why should I examine you? You'll never pay me!"
Patient: " Why should I pay you?! You're completely incompetent!"
Doctor: "Good point"
( places stethoscope on patient's forehead)
Doctor: " Turn your head and cough" 发布 一年多以前
monkey
dotsilvia 说 …
i heared thiz from my friend at my school so i thought y not put it on here: wat do u call black people standing in front of white people = an eclipse.
again i got thiz joke from my friend at my school 发布 一年多以前
Zekrom676 评论…
but what do u call the other way around ? 一年多以前
dotsilvia 评论…
i got no idea 一年多以前
dotsilvia 评论…
on monday my friend tolled me the other way around is a full moon 一年多以前
Make-me-laugh 说 …
I like jokes that are so awful, but are so funny 'coz they're bad. 发布 一年多以前
Sutelc22 说 …
what do 你 call 500 indians without titys? indian,nippleless,500 发布 一年多以前
Sutelc22 说 …
my friend has a motorcycle made of 2 由 4s.when he starts it up it goes....wooden....wooden. 发布 一年多以前
monkey
sayou 说 …
i like jokes whenever iam in a good 或者 a bad mood..!! 发布 一年多以前
kaa81195 说 …
People who ask "Can I ask 你 a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy? I loled forever 发布 一年多以前
Buggie31 评论…
Bahaha I 爱情 that! 一年多以前
laugh
imteamedward 说 …
thats ssssooooo funny :P 发布 一年多以前
football444 说 …
I am the 500th 粉丝 发布 一年多以前
dizzydiscgirl 评论…
Cool!!! 一年多以前
sayou 评论…
yea,i am the 530 th,lol 一年多以前
wolfclan121 说 …
How much cocaine can Charile Sheen handle a week?? 发布 一年多以前
wolfclan121 评论…
Enough to kill two and a half men! 一年多以前
wolfclan121 评论…
lolz 一年多以前
xAnberlinx 评论…
XD 一年多以前
Taylor_Swift_13 说 …
Ok....so the grandma thinks 哈哈 means lots of 爱情 so she texts her grandaugter "my dog died LOL" haha 发布 一年多以前
Mama-Mia 评论…
DRY! 一年多以前
Taylor_Swift_13 评论…
WTF!!!! 一年多以前
Tweetybirds1 评论…
i agree with mama mia srry but thts DRY! 一年多以前
sonnybill 说 …
i have a joke for 你 if 你 read my comment
发布 一年多以前
DevonBs 评论…
haha hehe 一年多以前
Tweetybirds1 评论…
good one 一年多以前
sonnybill 评论…
ohh 一年多以前
sonnybill 评论…
na i dont sorry 一年多以前
maddie1558 说 …
Chris Brown
LiL Wayne, Chris Brown + J.Holiday just died.Lil Wayne choked on a lollipop. Chris Brown Had NO AIR and J.Holiday Suffcated.*

发布 一年多以前
ashlii 评论…
lolxz. 一年多以前
maddie1558 说 …
Fluff
What is 粉, 粉色 and fluffy?

粉, 粉色 fluff!

发布 一年多以前
maddie1558 说 …
ketchup
there was a daddy tomato,a mommy, and a kid tomato. The kid 番茄 said”where are we going?” The daddy 番茄 said”chut up already, come on we don’t have all day”. The daddy 番茄 went over to the kid 番茄 and stepped on him and 说 KETCHUP!!!

发布 一年多以前
lily649 说 …
somebody read this

i am wee todd did
i am wee todd did
i am sofa king wee todd did

read it over and over till 你 get it u will probably laugh 发布 一年多以前
montgomeryraina 评论…
lolz I GOT IT! :D XD 一年多以前
twilightlover73 评论…
LMAO! good one! 一年多以前
dizzydiscgirl 评论…
LOL!!!!! 一年多以前
big smile
Emily_is_COOl 说 …
Dear cosmetic companies,

Thanks for putting that, "For external use only" sticker on my lotion.

Sincerely, was definitely planning to drink it. 发布 一年多以前
cookieomnomnom 评论…
I eat all my makeup 0_0....what ov it?? 一年多以前
dizzydiscgirl 评论…
^ wtf lol! 一年多以前
big smile
twilightlover73 说 …
Another drawing competition, a participant came up to the referee and showed him an empty paper, the referee: What is on your drawing? The guy: A cow eating grass. Referee: Where is the grass? Guy: The cow ate it. Referee: Where is the cow? Guy: She went to look for 草 in another place. 发布 一年多以前
sonnybill 评论…
DRY! 一年多以前
wolfclan121 评论…
??? 一年多以前
twilightlover73 说 …
There was a competition for the fastest drawing, one guy drew a dot and 说 "finished!" The referee asked him :What is that on your drawing?" The guy answered "An 象, 大象 coming from far. far, far, far, far, far away" 发布 一年多以前
sonnybill 评论…
你 are SOOO DRY! 一年多以前
sonnybill 评论…
HONESTLY 一年多以前
3mmarose 说 …
the red man was in the 淋浴 when the green man knocked and his door, the red man quickly put a towel on and went downstairs but as soon as the red man opened the door his towel fell down. the green man ran across the road in shock horror and got knocked down 由 a car.

The moral 或者 this story is to NEVER run across the road when the red man flashes :L xxxx haha 发布 一年多以前
jbiebgirl100 评论…
um 一年多以前
3mmarose 评论…
my litlle sister told me that :L Xxxx 一年多以前
sonnybill 评论…
a dirty old farmer wallked into his room and found a 羊 under his arm and said, this is the pig i have to FUCK when ur not up for sex , and the farmers wife said,honey u will find that is a sheep,the farmer said,u will find i was tallking to the 羊 honey ,but geet hear let me lick ur boobs and vagina 一年多以前
smile
retrojunkie 说 …
你 peoples is just silly. 发布 一年多以前
PokemonFan259 说 …
In Soviet Russia translator translates you!
发布 一年多以前
lily649 说 …
story of my life buttcrack on my 刀 but it keeps avoiding me story of my soul putting a hole in my story dnt think wrong i wasnt going to put wat u think i was 发布 一年多以前
jbiebgirl100 评论…
whaaaa 一年多以前
laugh
lily649 说 …
can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky like chicken wings i could really use some sauce right now sauce right sauce right now can my friend 说 half of this lmbo 发布 一年多以前
jbiebgirl100 评论…
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...you got the sauce part...lolol lmafo!!!!!!we have 2 do 3 way today!!!!!lololool chicken wing!!!!!! 一年多以前
lily649 说 …
wat the most disturbing thing on earth?

answer:perez hilton 发布 一年多以前
jbiebgirl100 评论…
ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 一年多以前
lynnn 评论…
heheheheh 一年多以前
laugh
TayTayBieber 说 …
what do 你 call teeth 你 get for a dollar ? 发布 一年多以前
lily649 评论…
cheap plastic fangs 一年多以前
laugh
TayTayBieber 说 …
what does the hillbilly call a deer with no eye ?
tricky one ? 发布 一年多以前
wolfclan121 评论…
bulls eye 一年多以前
smile
TayTayBieber 说 …
Why did the cookie go to the doctor ? 发布 一年多以前
Hot_n_cold 评论…
Because it felt crummy? :p 一年多以前
TayTayBieber 评论…
omg how did 你 know that ? 一年多以前
lily649 评论…
hot_n_cold lolz 一年多以前
hmmm
peterslover 说 …
why DID the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road? 发布 一年多以前
dreamfields 评论…
To 显示 the racoon it could be done? 一年多以前
peterslover 评论…
Could be. I've seen too many racoons bite-it on the side of the road :P ~LOL~ 一年多以前
lily649 评论…
not funny 一年多以前
wolfclan121 评论…
i know the rooster crossed the road to save his wife from KFC 一年多以前