this will contain zadf and zagr and a hint of datr for a warning for haters

Dib is in his room and he has the spell drive opened and it is on the shadow hog spell he is sitting on a computer chair talking on the phone
Dib: “yeah, so then he goes running out the room screaming his head off” he accidentally hits the activation button when resting his arm on the 台, 办公桌 and the shadow hog comes out behind him “yeah, I would hate to Zim right now, ha-ha” the shadow hog zooms off out the window.

We zoom into Zim`s house the 下一个 morning and 吉尔 is making 威化饼, 华夫饼 and Zim comes out of the toilet elevator yawning he sits down at the 表 and takes a bite of his 威化饼, 华夫饼 and gags and spits them out
Zim: “gross 吉尔 what did 你 put in these horrible things” he just holds up the waffle mix box
Zim: “anything else?”
GIR: “nope just waffle mix and water, yay” Zim looking puzzled takes a sip of 牛奶 and spit takes it out and coughs
Zim: “okay this is just weird” he goes to the frig, which was the only thing really in the house that was not a secret entrance, took some cake spit that out, creampuffs, Irken soda, all tasting horrible, what was wrong with him? At this point Zim was freaking out
Zim: “what is this everything tastes like that horrible 粉, 粉色 pork beast”
GIR: “pigs, Zim master tastes pigs!!!” Zim`s eyes practically bulge out of his head and he flashes back to one 日 at lunch
*flashback*
Gaz and Zim are sitting at the lunch 表
Gaz: “yeah so dib cast a spell on me everything tasted like a pig for three weeks, until he cured it”
Zim: “EVERYTHING?”
Gaz: “well not everything, hotdogs tasted okay”
*flashback ends*
Zim takes a hotdog out of the frig and bits into it like he rings Dib`s doorbell, chews slowly, and realizes it’s okay he gets very angry
Zim: “you will pay, Dib 你 will pay!”

At Dib`s house the doorbell rings he opens it a little bit and gets hit in the face as its flung open 由 Zim, Dib barley stops himself from falling and sees who it is and is discussed with the result
Dib: “uh, Zim what 你 want”
Zim: “Dib 你 idiot, I thought after 你 cursed you’re sister you`d be smart enough to not do it again, especially to me.”
Dib: “Zim I have no idea what you’re talking about”
Zim: “oh really, then how does everything taste like pig intestines”
Dib: “the shadow hog spell how did 你 get it cast on you”
Zim: “oh I don`t know why not ask your little spell drive thing” Dib just rolls his eyes and leads Zim into his room and checks his drive
Dib: without checking it first “see Zim there’s one left, so it couldn`t have been me that cast it on you”
Zim: “Dib, I SAYS ZERO 你 IDIOT!!!”
Dib: “what, but how is that possible I checked it last night, I must have accidentally hit when I was talking on the phone with Tak”
Zim: “you do get kind of dazed when 你 talk to her”
Dib: “okay, all we got to do to cure it is go to the very demotion that houses the shadow hog you`ll take some kind of simple test and you`ll be cured”
Zim: “sounds simple enough”
Dib: “we`ll have to make out to mystical 爬坡道, 小山 with this portal spell drive I got from the swollen eye balls, parentally that place is mystical”
Zim: “yes, I got it; now get on with it already.”

Dib is leading Zim up to mystical 爬坡道, 小山 and Dib opens the spell drive and the portal opens for a 秒 then disappears and Dib is in shock, and Zim is worried
Zim: “I though 你 说 this would take us to the shadow hog beast”
Dib: “it should have sucked us right into the portal, I don`t know what went wrong”
Zim: “well 你 better find out, fast, I can`t stands much of this human meat anymore… blah” Dib just rolls his eyes and walks back down the 爬坡道, 小山 with Zim quick to follow.

Back at Dib`s house Dib is calling the swollen eye ball network to see what’s wrong with his spell drive while Zim was playing one of Gaz`s old game slave video games in the living room, with Gaz sitting 下一个 to him and playing her G.S.-2. Dib walks in a few 分钟 later okay so I found out a way to- why are 你 two sitting so close to each other?” Zim blushed and looked over they were pretty much touching shoulders. Gaz just grunted and reminded him he was saying something.
Dib: “oh right, well I found an alternative to going to the realm of the shadow hog to cure your pig mouth” Zim seemed happy that he didn’t have to go to a demotion of pure pork.
Dib: “don’t get too excited, it seems someone who has already been cured from pig mouth has to transfer there DNA into your stomach, so in other words… Gaz is going to have to 吻乐队（Kiss） you” Zim blushed so horribly his whole face was pink, Gaz`s face didn’t change at all, she just death glared Dib with the knifes she called eyes. This wasn’t going to be enjoyable for any of them, well, a least that’s what Dib thought…