Possible titles: Nightclub, Asexual Date
Guy: *at the door, knocks*
Girl: *answers* Oh, hi!
Guy: Hi... *takes 5 秒 pause, the girl looking at him wierdly* so 你 ready to go?
Girl: Yeah!
---In the car---
Girl: So...what do 你 want to do tonight?
Guy: Well, I wanted to go tot he new club that opened up last night.
Girl: Club Raymond?
Guy: Yeah! And after that, I thought that we could go back to my room, if 你 know what I mean. *winks.*
Girl: *looks concerned* WAIT, WAIT. STOP THE BUS.
Guy: *looks horrified* What is it?
Girl: Didn't 你 read on my dating bio that I'm asexual?
Guy: *looks dissapointed,...
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