Yet another e-mail forward.
I have kleptomania,
but when it gets bad,
I take something for it.
Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.
Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The 爱人 are French and
It's all organized 由 the Swiss.
Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The 爱人 are Swiss and
It's all organized 由 the Italians.
Suicidal twin kills sister 由 mistake!
My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
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