皇后乐队 Elizabeth



and



Dolly Parton



die on the same 日 and they both go


before an 天使 to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one 太空 left that day,

so the 天使 must decide which of them gets in.


The 天使 asks Dolly if there's some particular

reason why she should go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her 最佳, 返回页首 and says, 'Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created,

and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.'


The 天使 thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The 皇后乐队 takes a bottle of

Perrier out of her purse, drinks it down.


Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.


The 天使 says, 'OK, your Majesty, 你 may go in.'


Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about?

I 显示 你 two of God's own perfect creations and 你 turn me down. She wees into a toilet and she gets in!

Would 你 explain that to me?'


'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, 'but even in Heaven,



A Royal Flush




Beats a Pair -
No Matter How Big They Are.