Bluestar Takes Charge



"You toms are idiots!"

The three toms in the last chapter had returned, only to be scolded 由 Bluestar. Lionheart and Swiftpaw had their paws behind their backs, and Oakheart was holding an ice pack over his head.

"We just wanted to have fun!"

"You've just tormented those cats!" Bluestar yowled.

"My head hurts, Bluestar!" Oakheart groaned.

Giving into his handsomeness, she removed the ice pack from his head, revealing an ugly bump from the camera. She bent down and kissed her mate's head; Oakheart surprisingly relaxed.

Lionheart and Swiftpaw sniggered as Oakheart had a love-struck look.

"I guess I have to take matters into my own hands...er, paws."

Swiftpaw gasped. "Not the secret weapon, Bluestar! Not the secret weapon!"

"Yes," she mewed. "The secret weapon."

"But your secret weapon sucks!" he retorted.

Bluestar turned her back on the group, heading to Oakheart's mansion, which where she of course shared a room with Oakheart. O.o Meanwhile, the MeerkatManorFan's voice bellowed from nowhere:

"IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!!!"

She then heard Swiftpaw shriek as the lazer hit him. Her whiskers twitched as she walked on two legs with such swagger. Travelling up the steps of the mansion she reached the room on the 最佳, 返回页首 floor. She went to her side of the room to her hope chest. Inside there was a bag full of weapons: Nun-chucks, 星, 星级 blades, swords... She then picked up a uniform of some sort.

Dead Boy's Poem 由 Nightwish played from the skies four 分钟 into it as she swiftly put on the uniform.

A mask was put over her face, only revealing her glimmering blue eyes and her ears. She then put on a blue-black ninja uniform and placed the weapons in her super-shrinking bag and placed the bag on her belt. When she finished dressing, she walked casually towards where her 老友记 were waiting outside. She made sure to know important ninja sayings before she went out.

"She's definitely going for the secret weapon," Lionheart sighed.

Swiftpaw's 毛皮 was still ashy, and he tried shaking it off.

"It'll come off in a couple of hours," she explained to the scared apprentice.

"Why are 你 so dressed up?" Oakheart purred. He then looked at the pants she was wearing. "Are those...pajama jeans?"

She nodded gravely. "A Ninja without jeans is like and athlete without a supporter."

The three toms nodded awkwardly.

"So..." Lionheart murmured, "what are 你 using your secret weapon for?"

"I'm going back in time to around when the Twoleg monsters settled," she explained. "I'm going to keep an eye on the ThunderClan cats. I'll probably stalk them until the end of their Journey. But, don't worry. When all of this is over, it'll be like I never left."

Oakheart nodded. "So, Bluestar...one last 吻乐队（Kiss） before 你 go?"

She shrugged. "Worth a shot."

Oakheart lifted the cloth covering her muzzle and pulled it to her chin. His paws rested on her cheeks as she closed her eyes and pressed her muzzle against his.

When they pulled away, she lifted the cover back over her muzzle, shrugging. "Eh... You've done better."

Oakheart was about to meow a retort when she commanded her mind to produce super-awesome wings. Then, she gave a running start towards Earth, falling clumsily in the process downward.

Bluestar then regained her balance, flying the rest of the way as Mission: Impossible played.

This should be interesting.... she decided.

Her 心 was beating in her chest as she plummeted towards the ThunderClan territory. Without realizing, the back of her uniform had her initials on them: BS Also, without realizing this epic of a fail, she landed face-first straight toward the Great Sycamore.

She groaned. "Fail...."