From another 电子邮箱 I received. Just for fun!
EMPLOYEE MEMO
Dress Code
1. It is advised that 你 come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see 你 wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume 你 are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.
2. If 你 dress poorly, 你 need to learn to manage your money better, so that 你 may buy nicer clothes, and therefore 你 do not need a pay raise.
3. If 你 dress just right, 你 are right where 你 need to be and therefore 你 do not need a pay raise.
Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof...
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