It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "
That's right" the boy said, "but how did 你 know?"
"Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
The 下一个 pupil was the 糖果 商店 owner's daughter.
The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."
"That's right, but how did 你 know?" asked the girl.
"Oh, just a wild guess," 说 the teacher.
The 下一个 gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.
"Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with some excitement.
The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with 更多 excitement.
The teacher took one 更多 taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"
With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "
That's right" the boy said, "but how did 你 know?"
"Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
The 下一个 pupil was the 糖果 商店 owner's daughter.
The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."
"That's right, but how did 你 know?" asked the girl.
"Oh, just a wild guess," 说 the teacher.
The 下一个 gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.
"Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with some excitement.
The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with 更多 excitement.
The teacher took one 更多 taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"
With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"
Face it, we all feel sleepy the moment we enter the office premises. But what if your boss caught 你 sleeping at your desk? Here is what 你 can tell him:
• "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
• "This is just a 15 分钟 power-nap as described in that time management course 你 sent me."
• "Whew! Guess I left the 最佳, 返回页首 off the White-Out 你 probably got here just in time!"
• "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
• "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
• "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."
• "Damn! Why did 你 interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
• "The coffee machine is broken..."
• "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
• " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
• "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
• "This is just a 15 分钟 power-nap as described in that time management course 你 sent me."
• "Whew! Guess I left the 最佳, 返回页首 off the White-Out 你 probably got here just in time!"
• "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
• "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
• "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."
• "Damn! Why did 你 interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
• "The coffee machine is broken..."
• "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
• " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."