BEST OF Game Grumps - February 2017

Who doesn’t like Spyro? Well, maybe the people who aren’t familiar with him, but err… Well, everyone who knows the purple little dragon has a liking for him. He’s just…I dunno, likable. The younger crowd knows him from the pretty 最近的 Skylanders series and perhaps the less 最近的 The Legend of Spyro series. While the older coots (such as myself, mind you. I even got a cane! :D) know Spyro all too well from his first games 由 developer Insomniac Games on the Sony PlayStation. And that’s the game I’m going to talk about in this article!

I started up the game, watched the green...

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Hey, every 1. Today i am going to tell 你 all what characters i want in super smash brus FOR!

1 character-Red Yoshi because green is a stupid 屁股 colur and anyone who likes it is a autistic fag. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

2 character-i want Mewtwo. Lucario, Greninja, and Jigglypuff suck dik.

3 character-i want Super Sanic, because Super Sanic is cool.

4 character-Put Banjo in the game already, Nintendo, 你 stupid gays. ‘kay, 爱情 you.

5 character-bring bak Snake. He’s much better than gay-ass Mega Man. Mega Man’s...

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GAMEPLAY THAT MAKES 你 WISH 你 WERE USING THE RESTROOM

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AND IF 你 CAN GET TO...