Bionic Commando

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Hey, every 1. Today i am going to tell 你 all what characters i want in super smash brus FOR!

1 character-Red Yoshi because green is a stupid 屁股 colur and anyone who likes it is a autistic fag. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

2 character-i want Mewtwo. Lucario, Greninja, and Jigglypuff suck dik.

3 character-i want Super Sanic, because Super Sanic is cool.

4 character-Put Banjo in the game already, Nintendo, 你 stupid gays. ‘kay, 爱情 you.

5 character-bring bak Snake. He’s much better than gay-ass Mega Man. Mega Man’s...

嘿 THERE! YEAH, THE LOSER IN THE CORNER! GET A LOAD OF THIS CRAP!

ARE 你 ALWAYS BORED? ARE 你 TIRED OF DOING NOTHING WHATSOGODDAMNEVER? DO 你 WANTS SOME

MOTHER F**KING FUN!?

WELL LOOK NO FURTHER ASSHAT, BECAUSE WE'RE SELLING

VIDEO GAAAAAAAMES!

A TOTAL TRIP DOWN LSD LAND!

ACTION! ADVENTURE! ROMANCE!

YEAH, WE'RE F**KING WITH YOU!

GRAPHICS SO AMAZING YOU'LL PISS YOUR PANTS!

YEAH, WE'RE LYING! ;D

AND ACTION SO BLAND YOU'LL THINK 灰姑娘 IS EPIC AS S**T!

GAMEPLAY THAT MAKES 你 WISH 你 WERE USING THE RESTROOM

BECAUSE AFTER PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, YOU'LL VOMIT EVERYWHERE

GUARANTEED!

AND IF 你 CAN GET TO...

Now, I looked back on my original 列表 of 最佳, 返回页首 ten hated video game characters. Needless to say, there was quite a few obvious choices. Now, my original 列表 wasn’t bad, but I have played a lot 更多 games since then, and I have seen 更多 horrible characters. Now yes, I am aware that this topic has been done TO DEATH with gamers (Seriously, type in 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Hated Video Game Characters on youtobe and 你 will see hundreds of lists), but I think it’s time I talk about my own awful characters. A few rules first, only from games that I have played, only on per franchise, and I will try to limit...