Power-ups are always there to help us. They give 你 that one boost of energy 你 need to help 你 defeat an enemy, solve a puzzle, 或者 to just be awesome. But, what about those power-ups that are so bad, that 你 want to avoid them at all costs. Well, these are the ten power-ups that I find to be the most useless. Now, before I start, the rules are simple. When I look at power-ups, I look at items that are either temporarily, 或者 help increase a trait of yours a little. If the item never runs out and is permanent, then it is is not going to be on this list, because it is 更多 of a weapon than a power-up. Also, only from games that I play, and only one per franchise. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: All Night’s Mask from Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask - Now, even though this may not be a power-up, it certainly isn’t a weapon, but since no one can really decide, I am going to put it on this list, but only at number ten. Now, what is the All Night’s Mask so useless. Well, sure, 你 get a Piece of 心 for it, but, the sidequest is so boring. All 你 do is listen to Granny talk to you. Sure, she does give some backstory, but that’s it. One isn’t that interesting (To me, anyway), and the other is one that we probably already know. And, sure, I could have chosen the Couple’s Mask, but 你 have to go through the greatest sidequest in the game to get it. And sure, I could have chosen the Romani Mask, but that one actually lets 你 in the 牛奶 Bar, and unlocks another side quest, so it’s not totally useless. The All Night’s Mask, however, is as useful as a paper weight



#9: Cigarettes from Metal Gear Solid - Again, not much of a power-up, but not much of a weapon either. The cigarettes are quite easily a useless item in the series, and are mostly used as a joke, I think. Anyway, the cigarettes don’t just be useless, but if 你 smoke them, they actually hurt you. Cigarettes actually decrease your health. Sure, this can be used to find laser sensors that are attached to bombs, but the thing is, there are other ways of finding them. The Cigarettes are just a waste of inventory space



#8: Blooper from Mario Kart - Mario Kart has a lot of useful power-ups. From the Star, to the Bomb, to the Star, to the giant middle finger to the Blue Shell that is the Super Horn… And then this. First off, why was this brought back in Mario Kart 8. All it does is… well, NOTHING! This is useless against the AI, since they can drive perfectly fine, even with this thing on. And, if 你 hit a speed boost, 或者 have a 蘑菇 to speed up, 你 can just get the Blooper ink off you. So, again, why was this brought back in Mario Kart 8



#7: Acid Gun from Centipede: Infestation - Who’s heard of this game….. No one? Didn’t think so. Probably because this gun sucks. Seriously, this 枪 bullets will fall to the ground EVERY TIME 你 shoot it. And it doesn’t just fall to the ground. It fall to the ground THE VERY 秒 it is fired. It’s supposed to poison enemies that walk on it, but it does VERY little damage, and if that wasn’t bad enough, 你 are always moving in this game, so 你 can’t stay still, so, in other words, the enemies will NOT walk on the poison. In other words, THIS POWER-UP SUCKS



#6: Speed Shoes from Sonic the Hedgehog - While I 爱情 the original Sonic the Hedgehog, it had it’s own flaws. For example, this power-up. Now, Sonic is known as the fastest thing alive… So, why does he need to be even faster. This wouldn’t be a problem, if it wasn’t for the fact that THERE ARE OBSTACLES EVERYWHERE! These obstacles are made to slow down, take your time, and get across them. So, when you’re running around at the speed of sound, it makes trying to get across them hard as hell. Seriously, why does Sonic need to be faster than he already is



#5: Landlord Pack from Fable 3 - Now, for all 你 Fable 粉丝 out there, lets say it together. THIS GAME SUCKS! Yes, it does. And, no where else is that proven 更多 clear than…. Well, literally any part of the game, but this power-up here is a good example. Now, the Landlord Pack is an item that can allow 你 to buy, sell, 或者 rent buildings. Seems okay, except for one thing… 你 need to buy the freaking option just to buy a house… I’m not kidding. In the original Fable games, 你 didn’t have to perform a certain number of dull tasks in order to open a stupid chest just so 你 can buy a house so your family doesn’t starve to death no the streets. But no, the creators of Fable 3 just thought it was a BRILLIANT idea to make 你 pay for the option to buy land… See why this is a flaw



#4: Drugs and Alcohol from Saints Row 2 - Now, we all know that winners don’t do drugs. However, in Saints Row 1, we told those drug campaigns to go screw themselves, because the drugs and alcohol in the first game were amazing. While 你 were drunk, 你 could 冲床 people across the map, making it super hilarious, while getting drugged allows 你 to have infinite sprint for a short period of time. So, why are they on the list. Well, in Saints Row 2, they are just used for health… And that’s it…. 你 know, the thing 你 could just use with 食物 from any of the games four restaurants…. Or, hell, JUST HIDE BEHIND COVER AND WAIT FOR 你 TO AUTOMATICALLY HEAL! Why did they need to downgrade these once fun items?



#3: Nintendog from Super Smash Bros. for 3DS and Wii U - Now, even though the Blooper was useless, at least when 你 use it, it doesn’t disrupt your vision. The Nintendog, however, manages to come back and stab 你 in the back as well as annoy 你 and the other players. The Nintendog is COMPLETELY USELESS! All it does is block the screen of your opponents, and try to give 你 an advantage. The thing is, IT BLOCKS YOUR VISION TOO! So, all of 你 will just be walking around like headless chickens. And worse, it is 更多 useless in Smash, when you’re just fighting AI, because they are unaffected 由 it.. BUT 你 ARE! They might as well have replaced the dog with a giant middle finger. It’s 更多 fitting that way



#2: 火, 消防 from Ghosts ‘n Goblins - Ghost ‘n Goblins is a hard game… what 更多 do 你 need. So, 你 will need a real powerful weapon. 你 have shields, knives, javelins, axes, and… Fire… The one thing everyone hates. What makes the 火, 消防 so useless is that, no matter how hard 你 try, the 火, 消防 will always go over your enemies, since it is always thrown in some weird archangel. And, if that wasn’t bad enough, 你 can only throw two at a time, then you’ll have to wait for the 火, 消防 to die out before 你 can try again. That is just annoying



#1: Poison 蘑菇 from Super Mario - This is just a massive troll in the Super Mario Bros. universe. This thing, which looks like a Mushroom, can kill you… An item that is the exact same item that 你 have been using in every Mario game can kill you………. Yeah, I’m done here

So, there 你 have it. Did 你 enjoy the list? Tell me what 你 thought of it below. With that, I will see 你 all 下一个 time