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posted by georgia118
jade-hey every one except tori there is this new tv 显示 called wiggle my wig dont ask and im aloud 6 people to come with me

tori-and me
jade-maybe if....
tori-ohhhh
jade-you give me 50bucks
tori-deal
trina-umm ive heared of wiggle my wig im want to be on wiggle my wig (grabs wig out her bag) see.
tori-trina we are only aloud 6 people.
trina-im only 1 so..
tori-its me jade beck andre cat and robbie and sinjin
trina-well dont invite sinjin hes not popular.
cat-neither are 你 hehe
trina-WHAT
cat-huh nothing hehe look at my giraffe (grabes giraffe out of bag).
jade-you are killing ME.
trina-when are 你 going on it
jade-saturday at 8.
trina-ill be there
everyone-NO ONE LIKES 你 NOOOOO!
jade-great tori 你 just hat to let your stupid sister alive for this long!
tori-what did 你 want me to do kill her !
everyone-that would be nice!
beck-we got seven people now we are only aloud six!
robbie-maybe we can kick sinjin out!
sinjin-did i hear my name!
jade-GET OUT
beck-calm down
jade-dont touch me
andre-well what do we do on this wiggle my wig show!
jade-try and get past two big men and grab the wig and wiggle it!
tori-simple
cat-lets go see hehe
tori-yay
BREAK
(in the place)
tori-umm jade 你 说 2 men
jade-no i 说 two big men
cat-woooow they are big
andre-CAT
cat-im sorry im sorry
coach-hey guys are 你 the conte
stants
everyone-yeah
they do the 显示
coach-you won 2 million dollars
yayyyyyyyyy
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posted by Gwenrocks97436
Your Mamma is so fat when she was swimming whales seen her and started 唱歌 we are family.

Your mamma is so fat when she farts she makes globle worming.

Your Mamma is so fat instead of god say let there be light he 说 嘿 移动 out of the way.

Your Mamma is so big when she seen a taxi she yelled 嘿 stop that twinkie.

Your mamma is so fat when she fell down the stairs she wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.

Your mamma is so fat she stepped on a 彩虹 and made them skittles.

Your mamma is so fat were in her right know

Your mamma is so fat people jog around her.

Your mamma is so fat when she standed in front of the HOLYWOOD sign all 你 could see was H and D.

And one joke for today :)

Ok Dieting Tips

1 Make a 列表 of who has a problem with 你 weight.

2 Cute them out of your life.

3 Enjoy having 迷失 hundred of ideats.

And if 你 like my Mammas so fat jokes leave me a message when your done 阅读 this :)