Cat:*laughing*
Robbie:Ho ho and ho!
Cat:hi hi and hi!
Rex:Ah!
Sikowitz:Alright young 爱人 of learning and short pants!
Cat:I do 爱情 short pants.
Jade:Cat,Guess what I love?
Cat:What?
Jade:Slapping perky red heads.
Cat:*laughs,sees hair,gasp*
Sikowitz:Now Jade,Don't be a 圣诞节 Grunch!
Rex:Ha ha,Grunch,that's my word!
*Tori and Andre come in fighting*
Robbie:Ho ho ho!And jingle bells!
Tori:No Andre!Don't do that!
Andre:*Flips Robbie out of his chair*
Tori:Ah,ya did it.
Jade:I bet that jingled his bells.
Rex:Ah!
Andre:I'm sorry but all y'all can just keep 圣诞节 spirit to yourself!
Sikowitz:Andre,You gotta beef with Christmas?
Cat:I 爱情 圣诞节 beef!Every 年 my brother steels a chuck roast and then rubs it
Jade:CAT!!
Beck:Hey hey.You woke me up
Sikowitz:Oh sorry Beck,certainly don't wanna keep 你 AWAKE during my class.
Beck:Thanks your the best!*tries to go back to sleep*
Sikowitz:Now,Before I get my WA HA!Teacher on.
Cat:*laughs*
Sikowitz:Andre,Why the 酸, 酸奶 puss?
Rex:Yeah Why the 酸, 酸奶 puss?
Andre:*Sigh*I don't wanna talk about it
Tori:Andre,Wrote a 圣诞节 Song for his creative 音乐 class
Andre:*Moans*
Tori:And it was a really great song!
Andre:*continues moaning*
Tori:But,His teacher gave him
Andre:DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD!
Tori:Okay
Andre:A D!Ah!I 说 it out loud!
Sikowitz:A D?
Andre:*sigh*I've always gotten As in music,How does a person go from an A to a D?
Jade:Happen to me in 8th grade.
*Robbie and Cat laugh*
Sikowitz:Well I'm sorry Andre,Now YO!
Beck:Oh wow wow wow
Sikowitz:Why Becky so sleepy?
Beck:There's a stupid cricket in my RV so I can't sleep 'cause it chirps all night long!
Jade:So just call one of those bug murderers.
Tori:Uh there called Exterminators!
Jade:yeah why sugar 涂层, 外套 it?
Sinjin:Hey Sikowitz!
Sikowitz:Yes what is it boy?
Sinjin:I have your Hollywood Arts "secret Santa"Assignment.
Sikowitz:Oh!Who am I buying a gift for this year?*reads*Corni VanClif?Oh no that kid is a freaky little weirdo!
Sinjin:Shes my sister.
Sikowitz:I know!I don't know why your parents didn't stop with you!Can I please switch "secret Santa"Assignments with someone?Come on please?Tori?
Tori:Sorry,I didn't sign up for the "Secret Santa"Thing.
Andre:Yeah none of us did!
Sikowitz:Why not?
Rex:Cause it's stupid!
Jade:Why should we buy gifts for 随意 people we don't care about?
*Everyone Agrees with Jade*
Sikowitz:Alright,You kids need a big fat douse of 圣诞节 Spirit Ramed into your teenage hearts!So there such,as your teacher,I require 你 to participate in,Shh!Secret Santa!
Everyone:No!
Sikowitz:No adlib complaining!I'll text 你 all your secret Santa assignments and I expect 你 all to give very good,very creative gifts.
Jade:And what if we don't?
Sikowitz:*gets in Jade's face*Who ever give the WORST gift,*gets out of Jade's face*will have to 加入 me on 圣诞节 eve,for,Christmas Yodeling!
*Everyone moans*
Tori:Whats 圣诞节 Yodeling?
Jade:TORI!!!
Beck:DUDE!
Sikowitz:Yoda lay who yoda lay who
Cat:*Laughs and claps*
Sikowitz:*Yodels and Claps*
*THEME SONG*
Robbie:Ho ho and ho!
Cat:hi hi and hi!
Rex:Ah!
Sikowitz:Alright young 爱人 of learning and short pants!
Cat:I do 爱情 short pants.
Jade:Cat,Guess what I love?
Cat:What?
Jade:Slapping perky red heads.
Cat:*laughs,sees hair,gasp*
Sikowitz:Now Jade,Don't be a 圣诞节 Grunch!
Rex:Ha ha,Grunch,that's my word!
*Tori and Andre come in fighting*
Robbie:Ho ho ho!And jingle bells!
Tori:No Andre!Don't do that!
Andre:*Flips Robbie out of his chair*
Tori:Ah,ya did it.
Jade:I bet that jingled his bells.
Rex:Ah!
Andre:I'm sorry but all y'all can just keep 圣诞节 spirit to yourself!
Sikowitz:Andre,You gotta beef with Christmas?
Cat:I 爱情 圣诞节 beef!Every 年 my brother steels a chuck roast and then rubs it
Jade:CAT!!
Beck:Hey hey.You woke me up
Sikowitz:Oh sorry Beck,certainly don't wanna keep 你 AWAKE during my class.
Beck:Thanks your the best!*tries to go back to sleep*
Sikowitz:Now,Before I get my WA HA!Teacher on.
Cat:*laughs*
Sikowitz:Andre,Why the 酸, 酸奶 puss?
Rex:Yeah Why the 酸, 酸奶 puss?
Andre:*Sigh*I don't wanna talk about it
Tori:Andre,Wrote a 圣诞节 Song for his creative 音乐 class
Andre:*Moans*
Tori:And it was a really great song!
Andre:*continues moaning*
Tori:But,His teacher gave him
Andre:DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD!
Tori:Okay
Andre:A D!Ah!I 说 it out loud!
Sikowitz:A D?
Andre:*sigh*I've always gotten As in music,How does a person go from an A to a D?
Jade:Happen to me in 8th grade.
*Robbie and Cat laugh*
Sikowitz:Well I'm sorry Andre,Now YO!
Beck:Oh wow wow wow
Sikowitz:Why Becky so sleepy?
Beck:There's a stupid cricket in my RV so I can't sleep 'cause it chirps all night long!
Jade:So just call one of those bug murderers.
Tori:Uh there called Exterminators!
Jade:yeah why sugar 涂层, 外套 it?
Sinjin:Hey Sikowitz!
Sikowitz:Yes what is it boy?
Sinjin:I have your Hollywood Arts "secret Santa"Assignment.
Sikowitz:Oh!Who am I buying a gift for this year?*reads*Corni VanClif?Oh no that kid is a freaky little weirdo!
Sinjin:Shes my sister.
Sikowitz:I know!I don't know why your parents didn't stop with you!Can I please switch "secret Santa"Assignments with someone?Come on please?Tori?
Tori:Sorry,I didn't sign up for the "Secret Santa"Thing.
Andre:Yeah none of us did!
Sikowitz:Why not?
Rex:Cause it's stupid!
Jade:Why should we buy gifts for 随意 people we don't care about?
*Everyone Agrees with Jade*
Sikowitz:Alright,You kids need a big fat douse of 圣诞节 Spirit Ramed into your teenage hearts!So there such,as your teacher,I require 你 to participate in,Shh!Secret Santa!
Everyone:No!
Sikowitz:No adlib complaining!I'll text 你 all your secret Santa assignments and I expect 你 all to give very good,very creative gifts.
Jade:And what if we don't?
Sikowitz:*gets in Jade's face*Who ever give the WORST gift,*gets out of Jade's face*will have to 加入 me on 圣诞节 eve,for,Christmas Yodeling!
*Everyone moans*
Tori:Whats 圣诞节 Yodeling?
Jade:TORI!!!
Beck:DUDE!
Sikowitz:Yoda lay who yoda lay who
Cat:*Laughs and claps*
Sikowitz:*Yodels and Claps*
*THEME SONG*
I 爱情 tori Vega because she is sweet kind and i 爱情 her in every character in zoey 101 and in spectacular in bite size lets get on with what i 爱情 about her...
( pilot )
tori helped Trina in the big showcase and i think 你 know how Trina can be she helped her sing her song even that her 唱歌 was terrible now that is a great sister.
( the bird scene )
tori was so desperately needs to know what is wrong so she can be in Andre's play and she asked everyone that a good student and i liked how she stuck up for herself.
( stage fight )
in this episode jade was just mean to her she did not hit the stick in her face
and also tori is the main character in 胜利之歌 so she has to sing every time and no jade and cat are not suppose to sing all the time.
( pilot )
tori helped Trina in the big showcase and i think 你 know how Trina can be she helped her sing her song even that her 唱歌 was terrible now that is a great sister.
( the bird scene )
tori was so desperately needs to know what is wrong so she can be in Andre's play and she asked everyone that a good student and i liked how she stuck up for herself.
( stage fight )
in this episode jade was just mean to her she did not hit the stick in her face
and also tori is the main character in 胜利之歌 so she has to sing every time and no jade and cat are not suppose to sing all the time.