Now Suri, 你 must study your dianetics book.
But I don't wanna!
Millions of years ago, the alien, Xenu
Collected all his people, and then
He threw them all around a 火山 bring bombs in his machines,
And blew them all to smithereens
Your dad 说 你 must wear a blanket 或者 an opaque veil
Over your faces so 你 will stay pale
You must remember its not funny,
Stay away from where its sunny,
Or else he'll dangle 你 over an eighty-foot balcony
Break it down now
You know Hollywood is such a mess
All the drama goin' down with celeb train wrecks
They even stopped wearing bloomers under their dress
It makes me...
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