Madara

The Uchiha clan (うちは一族, Uchiha Ichizoku; Literally meaning "Uchiha family") was once considered to be one of the most powerful clans in Konohagakure, now almost extinct from the events of the Uchiha Clan Massacre, with only two known living members remaining.

The Uchiha were infamous for their especially strong and natural aptitude for anything combat-related, and their proficiency in 火, 消防 jutsu, having created several and using them 更多 skillfully than any other. Their signature jutsu was the 火, 消防 Release: Great Fireball Technique. Clan members are not recognized as adults 由 the...

Yea,i didn't exactly write this but i just didn't want this as a link so yea....start readin'++WHAT'S HAPPENING SO FAR: Yeah. I skipped the cooking parts! DX I don't care!
We're at the part where it gets funny. 8D++
Itachi: Well! Eat up! ^/_^
Obito, Sasuke, And Me: .......................
Itachi: What?
Obito: .....It looks like it's moving. o_o
Sasuke: ....*Poking the 食物 with a fork*
Me: I think I'll skip 晚餐 tonight. ._.
Itachi: OH NO! 你 GUYS AREN'T LEAVING UNTIL THE 食物 IS GONE!! -/_-
Me: D: WHAT!?
Sasuke: I REFUSE!! ><
Obito: I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT NASTY STUFF. O_e
Me: OBJECTION!!
Itachi:...