Caroline

Would 你 just listen and please don't say a word, just yet,
I'd like 你 to think back to the very first time we met,
How 你 felt around me? The memories we shared,
And just remember that once upon a time, 你 really cared.

Now think about how we parted, and how much I cried,
But please don't speak, remember that I never ever lied,
That I told 你 the honest truth about why we were to split,
But now I'd like 你 to know that my 心 broke bit 由 bit.

The pain was deep, unbearable and painful, for so many years,
I'll never forget all the sadness, all the uncontrollable tears,
Slowly I am rebuilding...

WARNING This 文章 might be quite offensive to twilight, so if you're a 粉丝 of twilight (especially if you're one of these crazy fangirls) please do not waste your time to read this and comment. I know there's no point of me telling 你 this because you'll read and 评论 anyways, but at least I tried.

Dear characters of twilight,

Bella, okay let me get this right, 你 think that someone stalking you, controlling you, dominating you, watching 你 sleep, being ridiculously possessive, threatening you, and deciding who 你 hang out with is romantic? What a smart person... no really... you're...

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Did 你 know Intelligent people have 更多 zinc and copper in their hair?

Did 你 know Amanda Seyfried beat Rachel McAdams for the role of Sophie in the film 'Mamma Mia!' ?

Did 你 know the average French citizen eats 500 Snails a year?

Did 你 know that due to the different time zones, Santa has 38 hours to deliver gifts around the globe, which means he would have to visit 832 homes each second?

Did 你 know Johnny Depp turned down the role of John in 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith' ? Does that mean Brangelina could have been...

1. How do 你 feel being nominated as twilightlover73 粉丝 of the month?
Wow, I'm thrilled and honored. I didn't even know 你 nominated me. Thanks guys! You're the best!

2. Tell us something about you.
Well my name is Sara. I come from Europe. I'm 15. I've got two younger sisters and adorable little dog. I'm obsessed with shoes, jewelry, some 潮流粉丝俱乐部 俱乐部 and The Vampire Diaries. I enjoy making 图标 and banners and I 爱情 reading.

3. What do 你 do the most on here?
Mostly I go through the picks and participate in 图标 competition. Sometimes I add 图标 或者 photos. But I promise to try to be more...

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Your peacock, cock
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Your peacock
I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
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Your peacock

[Verse 1]
Word on the street, 你 got somethin' to 显示 me, ee
Magical, colorful, Mr. Mystery, ee
I'm intrigued, for a peek, heard it's fascinating
Come on baby let me see
What you're hiding underneath

Words up your sleeve
Such a tease
Wanna see the show
In 3D, a movie
Heard it's beautiful
Be the judge
And my girls gonna take a vote

Come on baby let me see
What you're hiding underneath

[Pre-Chorus]
I want the jaw droppin, eye popin,...

Uh that's hot

Iiiiiit's tasty
It's like a cupcake
It's cotton candy
It melts in your mouth
And lately
I been gettin hunger pains
When 你 lick your lips while 你 check me out

Fast car
Boring
Girlfriend
Boring
Got money
Boring
No-oh-oh-oh
Hot friends
Boring
Rock band
Boring
Not interested
No Tha-ank you

If 你 want me
You're gonna have to catch me
If 你 wanna touch my whoa-oa-oa
And if 你 catch me
You're gonna have to 显示 me
How bad 你 really want my whoa-oa-oa

Yooooooou're Scrumptious
I kinda like it
I'm indecisive
I change my mind a lot
But you're hot (you're so hot)
But I think 你 kinda know it
Really hopin 你 don't...

[Chorus:]
This is why I'm hot [2x]
This is why [2x] Uh
This is why I'm hot (Uh)
This is why I'm hot [2x] Whoo
This is why [2x]
This is why I'm hot

I'm hot cause I'm fly (fly)
You ain't cause you're not (Mims)
This is why [2x]
This is why I'm hot [2x]

[Verse 1:]
This is why I'm hot
I don't gotta rap
I can sell a mill saying nothing on the track
I represent New York
I got it on my back
Niggas say that we 迷失 it
So I'm gonna bring it back
I 爱情 the dirty, dirty
'Cause niggas 显示 me love
The ladies start to bounce
As soon as I hit the club
But in the Midwest
They 爱情 to take it slow
So when I hit the H
I watch 你 get...

If you're a 粉丝 of twilight, please don't take this as an insult, it's really just a joke.

This one is for the stupid 图书 like twilight
Where 吸血鬼 sparkle when they run in daylight
When they try to drink your blood they can't cause vegetarians
And eat animals, oh what an insult to veterinarians
And they're ill, not real, they might never feel
Who are the true 吸血鬼 and what's the deal
They're cold, they're old, they have no hope
From their stupid and retarded slope
It's a motherf*cking book, book, that has a silly look, look
But Harry Potter, Potter is way Hotter Hotter
Yeah that's the kind of...

This kitten got your tongue tied in knots, I see
Spit it out cuz I'm dying for company

I notice that 你 got it
You notice that I want it
You know that I can take it
to the 下一个 level, baby
If 你 want this good shit
Sicker than the remix
Baby, let me blow your mind
tonight

[Chorus:]
I can’t take it, take it, take no more
Never felt like, felt like this before
Come on get me, get me on the floor
DJ what you, what 你 waiting for?

Woah oh oh oh oh oh ohhh. [8x]

Watch me move, when I lose, when I lose it hard
Get 你 off with the touch dancing in the dark

You notice what I'm wearing,
I noticing 你 staring
You...

1. When a twilight 粉丝 says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all 问题 about twilight that 你 can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book 报道 on the most boring 图书 of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that 你 hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible 作者 and her 图书 make want to poke...

Easy come, easy go
That's just how 你 live, oh
Take, take, take it all
But 你 never give
Should've known 你 was trouble
From the first kiss
Had your eyes wide open
Why were they open?

[Bridge]
Gave 你 all I had
And 你 tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, 你 did
To give me all your love
Is all I ever asked
Cause what 你 don't understand
Is

[Chorus]
I'd catch a grenade for 你 (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Throw my hand on a blade for 你 (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'd jump in front of a train for 你 (yeah, yeah, yeah)
You know I'd do anything for 你 (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet...

Jingle Bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away,
Bella died, Jacob cried, Potter all the way!
HEY!

Edward is a psychic, who sparkles in the sun,
But Bella's brains are fried enough not to shoot him with a gun!
She loves him instead, oh what a Mary Sue,
She thinks she's so perfect when she really looks like poo!

Jingle Bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away,
Bella died, Jacob cried, VD all the way!
HEY!

Jacob is an idiot, who falls in 爱情 with an infant
Who's really Bella's daughter and looks like a pure mutant!
Oh Harry please forgive me for 展示 你 this trash,
And Damon I'm so sorry too I know you'd...