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Another long one for 你 guys. I decided to break the story up in chapters so 你 guys can keep track of the story with the actual book! ^_^

When I arrived at Charlie’s, Bella was asking permission to go to La Push. Charlie’s thoughts were ecstatic that she was finally going to be talk to Jake. He didn’t care that it was the middle of the night. Quicker than a human eye could detect, I opened the 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩 of Bella’s truck, and quickly incapacitated it. I hopped in the passenger’s 座位 and waited in the dark. It was cloudy tonight. Too cloudy for even the moon to shine through. I was rather...

*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean*

1) If 你 know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" 由 Antsy Pantsy
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5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him to make a law against disrespecting...