'New Moon' Calendar Pics

*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean*

1) If 你 know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" 由 Antsy Pantsy
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5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him to make a law against disrespecting...

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Bella's pov


When we arrived back 首页 Edward was outside waiting for us too pull up. It was such an exciting ride 首页 with all that I had on my mind.

"So what did Charlie want." He asked.

"Well where is Leah frist before I say anything." I asked.

"I think she is inside eating 晚餐 with Seth. I think she got tired of definding for her self 或者 unless she got tired of eatting like a dog." Edward said.

"Oh Seth is still here good. He will like this 更多 than Leah will." So I walked in side to find Leah and Seth in the dinning...

Chapter 4-The Demise

I heard the front door creak open and then slam closed. “My 晚餐 had better be ready,” I heard the rough voice of my husband as he walked inside.

“Yes sir. It is,” I 说 pulling out his chair for him. Then sprinting to sit at the other end of the 表 before he could sit and yell at me more. We ate in silence then after dinner, much to my dismay he headed off to the bar with his 'drinking buddies'. I took this opportunity to clean the dishes and pray he didn't get too drunk.

A few hours later I was upstairs reading. The house was spotless and I couldn't think...