Jackson Rathbone leaving Vancouver

I found this hilarious 列表 on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate 你 and I don't 爱情 你 any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could 你 cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in 爱情 with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) 你 know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry,...

Remember the sequel to the Kayla Series is called Kayla's Secret.
Oh, if 你 want to read Kayla's Secret 你 have to read the Kayla series first.

When I woke up the 下一个 morning, I was lying on my own bed. Edward was not 下一个 to me 或者 hiding in the corner. 下一个 to me, on my pillow, was a note.
I had to leave early. Alice needed me. I’m sorry. I will pick 你 up for school at eight thirty. Love, Edward. x
Edward usually woke me up for school. He never slept so he could watch the time for me. I put the note back on my 枕头 and glanced at the watch on my wrist. It was quarter past eight. I threw...