Twilight

I found this hilarious 列表 on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate 你 and I don't 爱情 你 any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could 你 cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in 爱情 with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) 你 know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry,...

This is short, I know, but enjoy it anyway!




The 狼 continued to growl at me and I continued to back away. Again today I feared for my life. But would Jacob really hurt me? He wouldn’t would he? Not if he had his own mind. But did he have his own mind? I reached out to the wolf’s mind and sighed with relief when I heard Jacob’s thoughts. I was so preoccupied with finding Jacob in this enormous beast that I wasn’t paying attention to the beast itself. The 狼 was advancing on me, fast. I tried to get away but I stumbled over the roots of trees and eventually walked backwards into one....