Keep Calm and...

I got this from Stephenie Meyer's website...I didnt write this myself!
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**A note: I don't pull any punches here, so if 你 haven't read New Moon and 你 don't want to be spoiled, don't read this.**

Writing a sequel is a very different experience than 写作 a story. It was for me, at least.

If you've read the link, then 你 know that I didn't set out to write a novel 或者 begin a career as an author. I was just 写作 down a story for my personal enjoyment, letting it grow as it would and lead where...

    Prologue: after Jacob Black and Renesmee Culen are married, living in the cottage Esme built for Bella and Edward. Trouble strikes, the 狼人 don't approve the happy couple living together, Sam isn't happy about Jakes fulfillment with the pack he feels that he is spending too much time with Renesmee and not with the pack, protecting the Quileute people.
*From Renesmee's view

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    "Jake, common!" It was Sam's gravelly, irritated voice that woke me up. With astonished pleasure I realized I was married to the man I loved, the man I...

I found these on Tumblr ... thought they were funny (and pretty damn accurate).


This is a little graphic for those of 你 who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)



1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous

2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy

3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling

4. Edward has a temper

5. Though there are no 吸血鬼 and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL

6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile

7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when...