Twilight Funnies

Tell me if 你 like it in Nathens POV 或者 Addis POV better.


Nathen's POV

I was glad Addi was finally healing. I knew when she could surf she was fully healed. When she was surfing 你 knew that nothing was bothering her 或者 she was just careless about everything. I don't mean it in a bad way 或者 anything but she is so natural in the water, its like thats what she is ment to be around. I know Addi loved all of us but when she was surfing she fogot all about her troubles. She was amazing and I couldn't believe that I was getting married to her. A beautiful, loveable, sweet caring girl and she was...

Taylor's POV
Bella was the sweetest girl.We hopped in Bella's truck, this is an awesome truck, I told her. Thanks, so are 你 going to be getting a car when 你 turn 16? Bella asked. Nah probably not. I said. So how come your Mom and dad are not here? Bella asked. They had to work, that is all they do all the time. I said. Oh sorry, Charlie works a lot too since he is a cop. Bella said. Your dad is a cop. I could barley get out of my mouth. Yeah, why? Bella asked. Oh its nothing. I said. So do 你 like Jake? Bella asked. Yeah but I'm trying not too just in case I have to 移动 again and he really...

Hey all this is making me cry so much.Just 写作 it brings back a memory i really want to forget.Oh well im not gonna keep 你 waiting any longer.Enjoy!!!!


Edward's POV


Why did I let this happen?I was surprised that it was Alice and not Jasper.I turned to look at Bella who is sitting on the floor.She was Checking herself to see if she was hurt."Bella are 你 alright"asked Carlisle. "Yeah I'm fine"She answered. SHe turned to look at me.When she saw my face she looked away.When Carlisle was done checking Bella,they all wished her goodnight and i drove her home.I didn't want to talk.As soon...

Aug 24 2009 6:50 AM EDT

'New Moon' Director Finds The Cure For Robert Pattinson Withdrawal'We've got a nice dose of Taylor [Lautner] to sweeten any Rob deficiencies,' Chris Weitz tells 音乐电视 News.
By Larry Carroll

SAN DIEGO — It's hard to imagine a fall movie we're 更多 excited to see than "New Moon," the feverishly anticipated sequel to last year's "Twilight" and, technically, the prequel to 下一个 year's "Eclipse." 你 know the players, 你 know the plot details, and you've watched the trailers a few hundred times.

Now, with a mere 13 weeks (!) until we can finally watch the Bella/Edward/Jacob...

It was sort of scary to be going some place all 由 myself. I didn't have a clue where I would be going. I started out walking/running, I thought that my wheel on the pavement would be way to loud at this time of night. Well, this is just great, I don't even know what time it is. I felt really bad for leaving but it was the best for everyone. Hopefully it would be a good thing for me too.

It was starting to get light outside, that ment the sun would be coming up and I needed to know how to stay out of peoples veiw. I saw a sign that 说 "Now Leaving Mississippi". Could I really be in Arkansas?...

renesmee's pov

i wake up i was felling better my neck was almost heal because i heal faster than normal humans

i was alone in my room but i could hear jake and noah talking outside in a low voice but i could still hear it

"look bloodsucker let me explain this to you" jake said
"hey don't call me bloodsucker and i won't call 你 dog ok?" noah 说
jake sigh and 说 "ok look i just wanted to explain 你 what imprinting is "
noah interupted him
"oo i get it is like 爱情 at first sight but"
jake start talking
"no no is not like that i imprinted on renesmee since the 日 she was born " jake 说 paitienly...

That night me and Nathen talked all night, and not once did it 交叉, 十字架 my mind again that Nathen from what I understood had imprinted on me. It did 交叉, 十字架 my mind that Nathen never told me where he lived in La Push. It was sorta weird at first but then I totally thought about how he was always coming here, never had to be anywhere, he didn't have anywhere to live.
Once I finally thought about it I had to ask him if I was right but I didn't know how to come about it. I didn't want to be all weird 或者 acuse him of something he wasn't. So I went to Carlisle, 或者 I had that planned. That morning I had...

Sorry this is all i have. night.

I had my hand on the door knob when Nikki asked " where are 你 going?" oh, I'm just going to the living room. I said. Nope, sorry, 你 have to stay in here until Jackson gets here. Nikki said. Oh okay, I learn somethig new every 5 minutes. I 说 I we both laughed. We heard the door 钟, 贝尔 ring. I couldn't tell what Jesse was saying to
Jackson. Okay, are 你 ready to go on your first date? Nikki asked. No, how about some pointers?I asked. Okay, when 你 are on a double date, never go to the bathroom alone, never order off the kids menu unless 你 reay have to,...

When I woke up, Nathen was still 由 my side except this time his head was lying back on the chair. Everyone was still in the same posistion as they were when I woke up the last time except Edward and Bella were there. I was thinking to myself, I wonder if Nathen has even left and Then I looked at Edward and he shook his head no. Poor thing he must be exuasted everyone must be. This is what I was saying before how everyone had to worry about me. I was sad that this happened to me but I was glad that no one else would have to go through it, I mean like I could take the pain but someone else might...

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So what have 你 been up to? I asked Jackson. Nothing really, wrapped a few sprained ankles and that's it. Jackson said. What about 你 Taylor? Jackson asked. Nothing, I left her went to go found a friend, got into a fight with him, andthan I ate lunch with Jesse but had no idea that I was going to. I said. 你 got into a fight with a friend? Jesse said. Not a fight fight but an argument. I said. Oh, what happen. Jackson asked. Well, he 说 that I shouldn't be getting into fights and a bunch of other crap. It's not like I chose to be in the fight. I told them. Yeah but 你 could have walked...

Hey, read this story called Mulletfingers. Its grerat and its turning into a twilight story!!
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I rode for two 更多 hours before stopping to get gas for my bike. I drove up into a gas station and pulled off my helmet, and shook out my hair. I found a credit card from Carlisle and Esme and a cell phone Alice had provided me with. I called Alice.
Hey, Alice. I said.
Hey Addi. Alice said.
I'm sorry, I couldn't take it any 更多 and I didn't know what to do. I said.
I know, I saw it coming. There is a credit card in your your 夹克 with cellphone and your ipod. I figured 你 could use some 音乐 for...

I was supposed to post this yesterday but my computer decided to close the internet while i was almost done and i got annoyed and didn't want to write it.But I hope 你 like this and don't kill me.Don't ask why read and find out.


Bella's POV

After school Edward had the passenger door-of my car- open for me.I bet Alice saw me making an escape.I was quiet the whole ride to the cullens house.When we arrived at the Cullens house I groaned.Everything was Pink."I think Alice went over board" Edward 说 when he finally got out of the car."You think" I 说 trying to calm myself.But before I could...

Rose and I talked for the longest and then Alice came in and Alice 说 that the guy I had met on the 海滩 was going to be at school tomorrow. I got so nervous, I hardly knew this guy and I was liking him already. We picked my outfit out and then Rose told me how she was going to do my make-up and hair for tomorrow. I then had a thought about how it was goi g to look I de I took off my helmet. We thought the best ways to fix it and if it would mess up in anyway. If it did end up looking like help st hair call Rose and she would come down in a hurry to fix it. I was excited there were hardly...

Here is another one, I know there not twilight but it popped in my mind. So if your read this Rate and 评论 plz!

No Tay, 你 need some where to live while the big storm to blows through here. I told Tay. No, I can I really should go, there is people looking for me I can't stay here. Tay said. I know the cops are after 你 that's why 你 should stay here. Let the cops die down for a couple of days. I told her. Okay, thank 你 a lot for letting me stay here and everything. Tay said. We look about the same size, here are some clean clothes 你 can put on. I 说 as I handed them to Tay.
Thank...

I surfed for 3 更多 hours and then I got out and went back to the hotel and took a shower.
Thanks Alice and Jasper that was great. I told them.
No problem, I'm glad 你 had fun. Jasper said.
Soon we were packing back up so we could head back to Forks. It was great going on spontanous trips. I sleep the whole way back, luckely I got to the 长椅, 沙发 before Alice 或者 Jasper could but I think Alice saw that I wanted the couch. When I woke up we were landing, which ment I needed to look alive 或者 at least look lik I hadn't sleept the whole 2 hours that it takes to gret back. I came back with an extra suitcase...

**Victorias Life(she wasnt always a mean bitch)**
Water dripped off my blazing red hair and onto the floor.
“Mom? Can I leave now?” Mom had made me go outside, in the freezing rain, and gather all of the wet clothes on the line. I was shaking now in the corner, covered from head to toe with water, I coughed.
“Vic your not dry enough. Just a couple 更多 minutes.” Mary was standing 由 the edge of the wall, looking at me, a smile on her face. She loved my torture.
“Okay, 你 can go up now.” Yes, I quickly fled up the stairs and into my room.
    It was warm in here....

A 月 past and my shoulder healed. It was summer now and it wasn't as warm like I wished it was, but it was great no school, no homework. Life was good. I went back surfing everyday sun up till sun down. Sometimes even Cody came surfing with me but I dont think he liked it as much as I loved it. Cody and I were great, we were close and I was falling in 爱情 with him. Sometimes we would just sit together and not talk sometimes it was the aweful silence that I hated. One 日 I was lounging around the house only beacause the waves were flat and 你 cant surf when its flat. Anyways Cody came...

hope 你 like it.This is long.

Me and edward went to go answer the door.You wouldn't believe who was at the door.It was aro,marcus,caius,and jane.what the hell? This is to freakin much.How many 吸血鬼 is coming here? If the denalis come 下一个 im going to go insane.

"what are 你 doing here?" edward asked.
Before aro could speak emmett 说 "what the hell?"

"well we came to see if nahuel was here is he?" aro asked

"no he left alittle while ago,what are 你 looking for him for?" carlisle

"Came come in?" aro asked

"sure" carlisle said

They came in and sat on the 长椅, 沙发 while carlisle and esme sat in...

One 月 later
fist I was save 由 edward 2 times,he saved me from being hit 由 a 面包车, 范 and when i was in port angels,I had Vicky with me we got 迷失 and people were trying to take my baby she was screaming i was yelling then he came and got vicky and helped us out and took us to 餐车, 晚餐, 小餐馆 and we talk

Second,i found out he can read minds but not mine

thrird,him and his family were 吸血鬼 he thought once he told me that i would not want to see him anymore i 说 i dont care what 你 are

and forth,i think im falling in 爱情 with him he's great around Vicky,Vicky loves him,but im scared to meet his...

It's my 秒 阅读 of “Breaking dawn”. I`ve somehow always wondered if the 秒 time would feel different. Now I know! But it's different in a good way, because I now see things 更多 clearly. What fascinated, stroke me this time was not only the huge amount and density of emotions. I saw things from a different prospective – Jacob's. I've always considered myself to be Team Edward, but I know all that team stuff seems a bit meaningless – because it was always Edward for Bella. But what struck me the most was Jacob's development – he literary grows up-in his thoughts, in his...