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Kayla's Secret, Chapter 11

posted by twilight-7

It starts out in Kayla's POV then changes to Mitchell's. Hope 你 enoy.

“No. Absolutely not.”
Charlie began a rant about how I was too young, Edward was too old and neither of us knew what we were getting ourselves into. All I could do was stare at Edward.
Don’t listen to him. Edward thought. Think for yourself.
“And 你 have only been dating for a year, it’s not like-”
I don’t know, I don’t know.
You 爱情 me, right?
You know I do.
And 你 don’t want anyone else?
No one.
Then marry me.
“Are 你 two having a mind conversation?” Charlie shook my arm. “Are 你 not listening to anything...

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new moon edwards POV part 2

posted by _madz_

this is part two of edwards point of view for new moon. thanks to everyone who commented!!
when i have written the 下一个 bit i will 上传 it so keep watching!
p.s this story isnt mine, all credit goes to steph meyer

I followed Alec into the plush reception, barely noticing the cosily placed couches and tall vases of 花 lining the walls.
Alec must have picked up on my mood because he hadn’t once tried talking to me.
I listened to his thoughts, just for something to do. Anything to try and relieve me of the pain that filled my entire body. But Alec wasn’t thinking about anything vaguely...

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Kayla, Chapter 21

posted by twilight-7

Chapter 21! How many 更多 will I write?!

The thing that burst out from the trees was a creature no human 或者 vampire would have ever seen. It was the size of a leopard with greyish 毛皮 covering its sleek and feline body. On its head were two horns that vaguely resembled a unicorn’s horn. Straight and pointy. Its face was somewhat feline like its body only this wasn’t a big cat. Its lips were pulled back over its teeth and two dominant fangs could be seen. It snarled viciously at us.
Emmett was shocked at the thing that was in front of us. He didn’t know what the hell it was but I did. I...

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Rob & Kristen one of the sexiest screen couples!

posted by sweet_twilight

Since the link I was going to put up isnt working. I'm going to put this as an article.

The 最佳, 返回页首 10 Sexiest Screen Couples:
1. Ryan 小鹅, gosling, 高斯林 & Rachel McAdams (THE NOTEBOOK): 14%
2. Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie (MR. & MRS. SMITH): 10%
3. Richard Gere & Julia Roberts (PRETTY WOMAN): 9%
4. Patrick Swayze & Jennifer Grey (DIRTY DANCING): 6%
5. Leonardo DiCaprio & Kate Winslet (TITANIC): 5%
6. Patrick Swayze & Demi Moore (GHOST): 4%
7. Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart (TWILIGHT): 4%
8. Heath Ledger & Jake Gyllenhaal (BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN): 3%
9. Brad Pitt & Geena Davis (THELMA & LOUISE): 3%
10. Johnny Depp & Juliette Binoche (CHOCOLAT): 2%

Rob and Kristen make it to number 7! I'm happy!!!

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Emmett and Rosalie ch.2 Alice, Jasper, and gulp Edward

posted by twerdx24x1

There was a light tapping on the front door.....

Carlisle was already at the door waiting for them to come in. Emmett and I were in the living room and Esme was in her office upstairs, and Edward had gone hunting. Carlisle opens the door in 8 tenths of a second. I got up because there was a new smell, something like lilacs, and another 更多 chesnut flavor. I went to the door and i saw this short girl who looked to be at least 17 and a male who looked to be like 19, they were there at the door with huge smiles on their faces, but their eyes were not 金牌 like ours, they were a deep burgundy.
They...

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Certain Death Chapter 1 (Book three in the Renn and Jakes Life Series)

posted by WritenOnTheSand

(continued from Renn and Michas Life Chapter 9)

Felix holds my arm tightly as he walks me to the place where I am to live as long as they let me.I don't look up 或者 around at the surroundings. I just lower my head and taste the salty tears as they slowly stream from my eyes. 你 would think that I would want to run, but I just feel like there is nothing left of me, like I am empty. And the fact that he could crush me in an instant has some effect.

We stop walking, and look up in time to see him open a creaky door. He then pushes me inside and locks it behind him.

I stand up off the cold floor,...

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Alice, Jacob and Amelia: Chapter 2.

posted by disneygood

I do not own Alice,Jacob 或者 Bella. I made up Amelia Black. I do not own the Twilight Saga.

Alice:

I woke up this morning remembering Amelia is going to Nursery today. So i had to get up and take her.
"Right Honey, have 你 got everything?" I asked
"Yes, i think...Yes!" she replied. I wished her off and went home. Jake was sitting on the sofa. I jumped on from the back of the sofa, and scared the life out of Jake.
"Baby!God, do NOT scare me!" He laughed. I stroked his cheek and kissed him.
"So," I 说 while sitting up. "Has Amelia shape shifted yet?" I asked. He shaked his head. I looked at him...

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Robert Pattinson Explains Why He Turned Down Simon Cowell

posted by fatoshleo

Twilight 星, 星级 Robert Pattinson turned down a lucrative record deal with Simon Cowell because he was convinced no one would like his music.

The actor, who plays guitar and piano, and composes his own songs, has rejected offers from several major 音乐 companies and admits former American Idol judge Cowell was desperate to recruit him for his own firm.

But Pattinson insists he wouldn’t fit in with the reality TV star’s talent roster — because Cowell only works with artists who are popular with the public.

He says, “I 爱情 Simon, I think he...

Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 6~ [SIX]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Six
BuffyFaithfan1
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[SIX]
Two words. Two words was all Jerek 说 after Tabra told him what Shropee told us. "I'm in." Those two words confined our 下一个 job. With those two words, I was scared. With those two words I knew this would come out in a disaster. Those two little words told me many things. And they asked the familiars: who, what, when, where, and why. Well, just for a 秒 until those two words brought me back into the conversation. Two words was all it took. Two words brought me to my death.

Here's...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [TWENTY-FOUR]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
BuffyFaithfan1
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[TWENTY-FOUR]
(THIS IS JEREK's CHAPTER!!! LIKE, THE WHOLE CHAPTER IS IN HIS POINT OF VIEW!! ENJOY!!)
    Was I suppossed to be nervous like this? If so, I wasn't. If not, good, because I wasn't, as I just said.
    "Let's go, time for the reunion to go outside of this creepy place." I said, and we started for the secret 图书馆 book case door.
    "Where do 你 think you're going?" The girl I saw turning the corner earlier asked me. Shit.
    "Uhh..."...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 3~ [TEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Three
BuffyFaithfan1
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[TEN]
    Once I finished filing, Shropee went to bed. It was getting kinda' late. Wait, it was almost midnight. The only people up were Jerek, Tabra and I.
    "I'm going to bed," Tabra told me.
    "Alright." I 说 and hugged him goodnight.
    Tabra is such a good friend, I'd loose my shit if anything happened to him.
    "Follow me, I'll 显示你 the bunkers." Jerek said, and he was looking at me too. I followed....

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. Two~ [FOUR]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Two
BuffyFaithfan1
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[FOUR]
    I jumped up and whipped out my gun, aimed it for Haus' chest and fired twice. Haus went down in a second.
    "Let's go!" I 说 and Rick jumped into the room, brandishing his knives.
    Tabra grabbed his arm, twisted it around and snapped it. Clean break, sounded like, if not, good! He deserved the suffering. Rick went down on one knee, and I shot at him, the bullet entered his skull. He's a goner.
    A chick walked in then, carrying a whip and slung it at Tabra. It wrapped around his neck and she started to pull.
    "Let him go!" I shouted and shot at her, she got hit in the leg.
    "You bitch!" She said, released Tabra and slashed her whip at me.
    It knocked the gun out of my hand.
    "Let's do this," She dropped her whip and walked towards me.
    "First class whore!" I spat and she gasped.
    "I'll kill 你 for that."
    Uh-oh!

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Borrowed lifes XIII

posted by Tatti

"You know, guys, there are some things I don't understand" I 说 during the break. Bella insisted on me resting though I didn't want to. Not that I actually didn't need it. I just was so excited about developing my abilities that I didn't pay any attention to my fatigue. Every 小时 spent on practicing was 更多 and 更多 useful - I could easily push out my mental 或者 physical shield and on the last experiment I succeeded in blocking some of Emmett thoughts from Edward. I shielded 随意 thoughts though all of us were hoping I will be able to learn to protect specific ones.
"What is it, Lilly?"...

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Borrowed lifes XI

posted by Tatti

So I've decided to continue, hope you'll like it. Please leave a 评论 and thanks for reading.

After 5 months

New York

I was exhausted. And I looked terrible. Of course I have many reasons to be happy : first, I've just arrested one of the biggest dealers in the state, second, I am alive and not even injured after that. I shouldn't worry about my appearance right now - I was working undercover. But few guys on the other side of the road whistled and I felt bad again. I wasn't used to walking on 街, 街道 dressed like girl who probably sleeps at night clubs. I stopped to look at my reflection in...

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a beautiful death part 10

posted by xroylex

i was still waiting but something felt weird why hadnt jake come back?
where the hell was he?
i was about to go looking for him when paul came back holding two cold looking drinks
"here" he handed me a glass but his face looked wary and a little guilty so before taking a sip i sniffed it.
yep as i was expecting there was something in it but what he didnt know is that being half vampire was that these tablet didnt effect me so why not have a little fun with him hmm??
well
i drank the hole glass watchin his eyes widen and a hug smile spread across his face
"wow i got to say that drink was ... diffrent...

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Dreams do come true Chapter 10

posted by Darktimes104

I hope 你 enjoy, please comment!!!

Emmett's POV:
We have been driving for a few days now, I don't know how much longer till we get there. I'm now riding with Carlisle and Edward, and Esme with Rose. Carlisle was pulling to the side of the road, I knew we weren't there yet so, we must be hunting. We all got out of the car and Carlisle said, "Everyone meet back here in one hour. He took Esme's hand and ran straight into the forest, Edward followed to the right, and Rose and I followed to the left. We hunted a few bears and dear. We were going back to the cars when I realized now will be the perfect...

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I'm with You.. Chapter 2 - "Wait in the Dawn" (Based on True Story) *** Rewritten***

posted by mystery21pc

" I would like to Run away from You, But If 你 din't come and Stop Me, I would Die..!! "

Life may be was Unfair to Me but Alteast it was Slow. As Slow as I'd rather say It was standing Still. Life brought the thing called 爱情 to Me.. I was in 爱情 and this was the 爱情 at first Site, a Feeling Unknown, Unhoped for, Unexpected in so far as it could be a matter of concious awareness. 爱情 took the entire possesion of Mine & He understood that this was for life.

I turned back to face 首页 while My Eyes were still digged in the Note. No One knew where I was. I entered My Room. James was...

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Our Little Fairy Tale - Chapter 4 - Hard to Hate 你

posted by Lausies

Renesmee's P.O.V.

His face was not how I expected to be. It was regretful, and looked like it had a thousand words to speak. Why was it so easy for me to look him in the eye, even after everything he told me? If he told me he did not want to be with me, I would deal with. I would have to, if it's what makes him happy. I would give my life to make sure he was happy and if that included me not being with him, I was risking sacrificing it.

He was about to speak but I got there first. I wanted to let him know that he didn't have to 爱情 me: "It's ok." I whispered. "I understand." My voice broke twice...