Bella cliff diving

here is my twilight 幻想 life......
it is SERIOUS fantasy, its also SUPER long(I am NOT exaggerating so if 你 are doing something important, 你 should wait to read this some other time), some of the parts of the story are not in relation to twilight at all, while others are, so if i get something different than the book, its probably on purpose, and I’m not wrong, I’m just making stuff up!
also it is in a first-person story-thingy so if 你 get lost, sorry! AND it is my first story-thingy(haha) so dont sue me if its THAT bad. just tell me where i can improve! 评论 PLEAZ!

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Twilight: Fiction 或者 Friction?

We call this story fiction, but is it creating 更多 then that?

Wow.

Since when did a book create so much controversy?
Am I the only sane person who has read Twilight? For example, the web sites dedicated to hating Twilight is absolutely childish, now I am no professional on crap, but I assure you, making hate-websites is the most pathetic attempt I have yet to see. Don't they have anything better to do? Honestly, how much 更多 of a infant can they be? For the most part I find it completely humorous that people who hate Twilight would spend hours dedicating time toward...

What would happen if Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and the gang went to Forks? Well I imagine it might go something like this. . .

"Oh come on Giles, 你 can't be serious." Buffy moaned.
"I kind of like it here." Spike mentioned.
"Shut up Spike." Buffy said.
"Well I'm just sayin' pet, this place is perfect. Almost always no sun, and that means no bursting into flame. Which is a plus if 你 ask me love."
"Lord, Spike nobody cares." Buffy started. "You can 移动 here for all we care."
"If 你 two are going to behave like children the whole time we are here, then I'll send 你 both back to Sunnydale."...