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posted by Passion_5
It all started with my scent
Then everything came and went
You saved me from evil ones
And waited for my response

You 说 that 你 feel for me
That you’d never set me free
I was joyous for your love
That’s as gentle as a dove

But then 你 left me bleeding
And I was always weeping
My 心 aches n every beat
As I stare in your void seat

I knew that 你 爱情 me still
And there’s no 太空 to fill
Then as 你 ask for my hand
My life’s a fairytale land

The prince has returned and loved me
Together forever we’d be
Everything was set on motion
Then there came a commotion

All I did was to make it all worse
Now...
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posted by rubytuesday101
Carlisle went at 2 and esme went 首页 at 3 because they were all going hunting including edward.I made him go saying that i was going to 床, 床上 earlie and that i would be fine,he finally left and i ate my 晚餐 watched a film then went to bed.I wasnt worried Victoria hasnt been anywhere near forks since she tried to kill me.

1 WEEK LATER:
Today is Friday and it is kinda sunny outside,edward and the rest of the family are going hunting tomorrow so i am going to stay inside when they go so safty reasons.Me and Edward are in the back garden,i am laying on the hammock and edward is planting flowers....
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Thankies to each of 你 sweethearts for 阅读 and commenting on each of my posts! This chapter is one I cried over. It's kinda sad :( I hope 你 still enjoy it though :) Much 爱情 to each of y'all, from me. <333
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Paying the Price
The battle continued to rage on before Summer’s eyes. She forced herself not to concentrate on her draining energy. Her family and 老友记 needed her strength in order to live. She regretted not being able to use the offensive part of her shield, for fear of wasting her vigor. They were obviously outnumbered by...
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posted by xxtwilightx
Dear diary, 4th may 2010)
as this is my first entry i am going to tell 你 about our family. obiously we are 吸血鬼 and there are nine of us all together. bella and edward with there half vampire daughter, renesmee, emmet and rosalie (about to get married! again) carslile and esme, who are our adopted parents and me and jasper. renesmee just celebrated her 6th birthday (to my delight) and i gave her a diary. as she was filling it in she suggested that i got one two. well.. me, her and reluctant bella went shopping and renesmee ran off. of corse i wasnt that worried, shes half vampire. anyway...
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posted by rubytuesday101
This is when Edward leaves but different story to what happenes to when he is gone.

Edward and i were in my bedroom,we had just got back from my 18th birthday party.It went horribley wrong Jasper almost killed me.It was 11 o'clock when edward said"charlie is coming"then he jumped out my window.Charlie came in and said"Bella i have to go to the station i will be there all night something happened","thats fine dad cya tomorrow".Then he left and edward came back,edward hadnt talked to me all night all he 说 was charlie is coming.He said"I am so sorry bella",I jumped out of the 床, 床上 and went to...
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Dear Twilighters,

Greetings to all of 你 from the link club! I'm Dearheart, and I'm one of the people who first founded the CAT.

Before I say anything else, let me clarify some things for you: No, I don't like Twilight and probably never will. That's just me. But I respect the people who DO like it, and I won't bite any of your heads off just because 你 happen to have different tastes than me. If you're crazy about Twilight, that's awesome! I won't ever criticize 你 for that 或者 try to force 你 to "convert" to the anti side.

I'm 写作 this to 你 now because I want to let 你 all know, once...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
I was soo bored, flicking through the channels was pointles i knew i diddnt want to watch tv anyway. the room was soo quiet, i diddnt like it.
edward had woken me up a little while 以前 explaining that his family was going out for about 小时 and a bit for hunting,so i was 首页 alone with Tanna. i couldn't hear Tanna 显示 that she was awake, thank god.
i stood up and walked oout the door still wearing yesterdays clothes, now considering that im still human and i still have cravings like one, i went straight to the cupboard, and searched for the first thing that 说 PIG OUT! I also wanted to...
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 jake and bella
jake and bella
come 加入 the Jacob n' Bella vs. Edward and Bella club!!It's where 你 can come and 辩论 which of these two couples is better! SO PLEASE JOIN!!And 你 can always come and post anything 你 want about jacob and bella 或者 edward and bella 或者 each of them seperately!!! So PLEASE COME 加入 AND SHARE YOUR IDEAS ABOUT THESE WONDERFUL COUPLES THAT WILL SOON ENCOURAGE OUR FUTURES!!JK!! No RUDE 评论 PLEASE!!!! EDWARD AND BELLA!!!


JACOB AND BELLA!!!

;) :) ;) :) ;) ;)
爱德华与贝拉
edward and bella
posted by joe-edwardfan
Chapter 7: powers
My head hurt to much I just wished to die I think it was worse than the venom that spread in a humans body to change it to a vampire as my old vamp friend Kayla told me how painful it was for her. i wanted to scream and make the pain less 由 screaming it out but my mouth didn’t obey me I tried to 移动 my hands, legs but they wouldn’t 移动 to it was like I was paralyzed my breathing got harder I needed 更多 air then someone touched my forehead and brushed my cheeks going down to my breasts…. thats what Damien always does! What's happening? is he doing this to me he likes...
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posted by trailofexcuses
When 你 really think about it, Twilight consists of 50% talk about how hot Edward is. 30% of the word "chagrin" and 20% other. Even my English teacher 说 that it's written at a 5th grade 阅读 level, to which I completely agree. Bella and Edward aren't "in love" all they're experiencing is lust, obsession, infatuation. What good does Edward do to Bella? The whole time 你 hear about how perfect he is. It's easy to make a perfect character, anyone can do it. Besides, according to SMeyer, Bella is an "independent woman." Well, how is she independent? All of her decisions are based on Edward...
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posted by Gabstaaa
‘Harley… Just because 你 can’t step outside doesn’t mean 你 can bring the outside inside.’ Complained Alice. I’d been practising using my ability of producing objects but I got bored and decided to put it to use. I had managed to make over 60 vases of yellow roses, water-willows and daisies appear in the living room.
‘I hate being cooped up in here though! I want to run!’ I almost screamed.
‘But 你 know why you’re here and not out there. You’re still only 1 月 old. We can’t let a newborn out into a world full of living, breathing humans.’ Alice repeated. I knew...
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Prologue

Kayla has grown stronger in her two years of living in Forks. Her abilities are growing 日 由 日 and are becoming even 更多 powerful. Soon she will know just how powerful. Her premonitions weaken her, they drain her of energy as she sleeps and tire her during the day. This will pass eventually but until then... Kayla finds her premonitions very distressing. They aren’t exactly nice to her. They don’t give her a warning. She could go to sleep one night and have a normal dream, the 下一个 night she has a premonition. She could go through the whole day, vision free, and then BAM she...
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Dear Twist of Fate Fans,

THANK U GUYS ALL SOOOOOO MUCH! for all your 评论 and messages!...School is done for me and i got over the flu(NOT swine thank god!) so i have not been able to write lol. the 下一个 one will be out later today 或者 at the latest Monday b/c i will be busy tomoro!...thanx for all the support....just_bella....renesmeblack...
VAMPirella1997...mcclare34..._madz_....
patrisha727 (the reason i wrote this message cuz shes getting ansty lmao)
..Bella_Cullen902...nataliespn...and to everyone who likes the story and who has commented!! thanx everyone!!

PS: Dinosteph if 你 read this cant wait for the 写作 competition!!!

PPS:sorry for the grammar cuz i wrote this reaalllllyyy quik!
posted by twilight-7
Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
I half opened my eyes, wondering what the hell was beeping so loudly.
Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
Was that my alarm? I reached out to turn it off. I didn’t need to wake up; I had no school to go to. I touched a square box that was way too big to be my alarm and didn’t feel like anything that should be in my room.
Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
I opened my eyes fully and almost screamed when I saw where I was. I wasn’t in my room. I was in a room but it wasn’t mine. It was too clean and full of medical equipment. I was in hospital. There was a drip 下一个 to...
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posted by Bella_Swan3
-Rosalie-

Almost as soon as we pulled into the driveway, I noticed that my ferrari was not where it was supposed to be. Moreover, it was dented. And painted lime green, for crying out loud.

I screamed, and Emmett had to hold me back while I started yelling obscenities at Edward. I almost ripped him to shreds, burnt the pieces and danced around the pile.

I was that mad.

As if he wanted to die, he'd poured syrup on my bed.

"It wasn't my idea. It was Jacob's. I just put it into action," he'd said.

Then, that night, when I washed my hair, I came out with 青柠, 石灰 green hair. I HATED GREEN!!!

"Cheer up....
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I will try to write as much as I can today because tommorow I will be going to Orlando and will not have alot to write. But I will try to wrie at night and the 日 after that if I have time.
Bella's POV

"Alice?" I 说 will searching around the room looking for her. No one answered.
"Alice!!!" I 说 with 更多 volume. Still, no one answered.
"I don't think Alice is home. I bet she went hunting." Edward whispered.
I sighed. I walked back upstairs and decided to take a shower. So did Edward. Afterwards, I tried to give myself a makeover. But, it didn't turn out so well. My hair looked normal again...
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posted by just_bella
Ok for some reason everything I write tonight is really long....not complaining just making the point. Ok a few of 你 will be REALLY happy about where I took this, enjoy!!

End of Part 26
Rosalie shook her head as I started to rise again. I was hurting my family, they were hurt because I had to go find the 熊 alone. Now they all thought I was dead and even though I wasn't I wasn't allowed to have any interaction with them.

"Emmett, I think we should go. This is too much, please come with me." She begged.

I looked down at her, her eyes pleading with me to go with her. She ran her hand up my...
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posted by _madz_
okay, this is only the start of the conversation but its gona be long so im splitting it up, enjoy :)


The 日 passed quickly, the grey of the clouds abruptly giving way to an even darker twilight. The black night followed slowly after and every 分钟 Bella slept seemed like seconds. I was dreading the time she would wake, in fear of what she would say, how she would react to my presence.
If my 心 were still beating, it would have been racing. As it was, my breathing was shallow and quick. The only thing keeping me relatively calm was Bella. I tried to time my breathing with hers, to make...
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hello, i'm still at work but it's pretty calm now and i wrote till 文章 8 :D but i'm going to put just 2 up for today :-) Enjoy

Bella's pov

I saw Alice coming towards me in a hurry
“I’m so sorry, Bella. I shouldn’t have 说 it. I’m so sorry ...” She started saying but I interrupted her
“It’s okay Alice, I’m sorry too I overreact.....” I wasn’t even finished apologizing and she gave me a hug
“I know, we are both sorry” she 说 back and she stopped hugging me and then looked at me with a big smile.
“You still have to receive your present” she said
“What present”...
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i'm gonna put three parts of my 文章 (PART 42,43,44) up, because i have to baby-sit till very late and otherwise the stories won't be up till Friday and that would probably suck :D So enjoy reading

Bella's POV

I don’t know how long we were in the woods 或者 that we were back at the Cullen’s house. I just didn’t let go of Edward. I was still so scared and I couldn’t shake it out of my system.
“Bella, I’m going to give 你 something that would calm 你 down” I heard Carlisle say
But I was so exhausted to answer him so I just gave him my arm. I can’t look at needles they make me...
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