Twilight Funnies

Jacob's POV

Renesme lay asleep in the hospital 床, 床上 下一个 to me. Me and Bella took her to the hospital, a little after she threw up 3 times. I rested my hand on her forehead stroking her beutifual pale face. Her eyelash's fluttered, then her eyes slowly inched open. "Mmm? Jacob...?" She faintly asked. "Yeah, babe?" "....I 爱情 you" She smiled touched my face with her small hand, reached up and pecked me on my lips. Then she closed her eyes and fell asleep.

7:28 P.M Renesme's POV
"Ah, Miss renesme, so nice to see 你 all grown up!" Chimed Jane. "Huh? Who are...you?" I asked quitley. "Jane, member...

Chapter 2)

When we arrived at my house Charlie, my dad, was home. I slumped my book bag over my shoulder and climbed out of the truck. “I 爱情 you,” Edward whispered. “Love you.” I 说 back to him walking away. He got out of my truck and disappeared into the woods. I looked back at him but he was already gone. I walked inside the house to Charlie, who already ordered 比萨, 比萨饼 and was watching ESPEN. I threw myself onto the 长椅, 沙发 and Charlie looked up from the TV. “Bells? What’s wrong?”

I spoke into the 长椅, 沙发 pillow. “Edward and his family are going away for a while and they don’t...

Bella's POV

When me and edward arrived 首页 we 或者 edward was shocked to see that Ness and Jacob were cuddled up. "That filfthy bastard, hopefully he didnt touch her" Edward growled. "Hunny calm down, there in 爱情 its okay!" I 说 carefully. "It's not okay if they..." "If they what? have a baby 或者 do adult stuff?" He nodded, I sighed. I then walked up stairs hopeing to get in bed. Edward sighed and joined me.
6:00 AM
Renesme's POV
I awoke suddenly, i sat up and looked around I was on the 长椅, 沙发 with jacob.... Oh! thats right we slept toghter. I thought. "Why did I just wake up?" I quitley whispered???...

Two hours to go... 1 小时 to go... 50 minutes... 45 minutes. I was starting to get sick of waiting. Why couldn't time 移动 faster? Edward, my boyfriend, had promised to pick me up 10 o clock. Okay, wrong choice of word. the word boyfriend doesn't really illustrate enough of my eternal commitment for Edward, but it's the closest I can get without sounding stupid. Anyway, it was New Years Eve and Edward and I were going to spend the last few hours of the 年 concentrating on being together. Then we were going somewhere special to see the New 年 in. That's all Edward would tell me. The rest...

We drove for a few 分钟 not talking. When we arrived at his house I was shocked that it was so big. It was 3 stories tall and white, but mostly made of reflective glass so 你 couldn’t see inside. Off of the house was a 3 door garage. Passed there was a wide river with a bridge going over it. On the other side of the river their was acres of green 草 like a meadow. Just passed the meadow there was a forest that had mountains behind it. I was mesmerized 由 it. I was also kind of jealous 由 it. I parked the car and looked at Chris he was smiling. I looked at the scenery a little more...