10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the 心 with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the 心 with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
The story follows one 日 in the life of a very disturbed Edward Cullen as he goes about his 日 job. What is his 日 job? You'll fine out!
It's rated M for creepiness, language, and disturbing imagery.
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Bella and Jacob
as it seems to be best 老友记 with feelings Jacob's 心 beats for Bella and yet after all she put him through it can steel be beating for that girl that will one 日 have the vampire's eyes and have to keep up with lies to keep herself a secret to stay alive, Jacob's 心 wants Bella but he gets Her daughter Renessme and he loves her much 更多 so for now his 心 only beats a Little for her mother but so much 更多 for her.
Bella and Edward
Edward can break her and put her back together so easy like the wind moving a leaf on a summers 日 but steel yet there it stay in the new place. Bella will always 爱情 Jacob as a friend and as a son for her daughter will marry him one day. Bella and Edward will always be a perfect couple as there eyes to match there 心 for no beat there gaze to stare forever in each others arms.
as it seems to be best 老友记 with feelings Jacob's 心 beats for Bella and yet after all she put him through it can steel be beating for that girl that will one 日 have the vampire's eyes and have to keep up with lies to keep herself a secret to stay alive, Jacob's 心 wants Bella but he gets Her daughter Renessme and he loves her much 更多 so for now his 心 only beats a Little for her mother but so much 更多 for her.
Bella and Edward
Edward can break her and put her back together so easy like the wind moving a leaf on a summers 日 but steel yet there it stay in the new place. Bella will always 爱情 Jacob as a friend and as a son for her daughter will marry him one day. Bella and Edward will always be a perfect couple as there eyes to match there 心 for no beat there gaze to stare forever in each others arms.
