part 1 the immortls.it was a stormy night in joes bar. methos and and dunkin were drinking like always. 嘿 boy scout 说 methos with a smerk. yes old man? 说 dunkin.do 你 remember when we drove throw forks? asked methos.yes i do 说 dunkin.well i want to go back i loved the 啤酒 they had in forks 说 methos as he smiled.flash back to last year.dunkin were are we? wined methos. a small town named forks 说 dunkin.well can we get a 啤酒 and some m"n"ms? asked methos.fine if it will shut 你 up old man 说 dunkin.ok old man were here 说 dunkin.beer here i come 说 methos. but what they find is bella 天鹅 and she is with edward cullen. methos looked at dunkin sensing another immortl but they don't know who it is.
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9: Tell her Aro is coming back for Bella. When she asks 你 why she didn’t see this coming, laugh at her. Run away before she can react.
8: Lock Jasper in a closet for two months. Throw mutt boy in with him so Alice can’t figure out what happened to him. When she asks 你 where he is tell her he is on his honeymoon with Jane. Refuse to tell her where they went.
7: Give all her clothes to charity.
6: Encourage Jacob Black to follow her around. Constantly.
5: Ask her to go shopping with you. Don’t buy anything.
4: Ask her “what’s Jacob doing right now?”.
3: Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming
2: Ask her what 你 will be doing in five 分钟 every ten minutes.
1: Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.