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A youtobe Script(episode twelve)Pregnant Slut Thoughts

posted by moolah

A youtobe Script:
Episode Twelve:
*Pregnant Slut Thoughts*
Edward’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
My sister was…
Holy Crap!!!
What the????
*done thinking*
Edward: *walks out* Guys…Alice is…
Jasper: *looks up from the ground*
Edward: *gulps* Having Triplets.
Bella: Oh my god!
Rosalie: Seriously?
Edward: *nods* Yes.
Jasper: Where is she? How is she? Triplets?
Edward: She’s still asleep. ASLEEP. She passed out. I got her revived. I’m still not sure how she’s asleep.
Emmett: *claps* Well, let’s go wake her up! *start walking toward Alice’s room*
Edward: *blocks him* Ah, Ah, Ah! No. Let her be. She’s pregnant with triplets. A lot of work, Emmett.
Rosalie: How do 你 know? You’re not a doctor.
Emmett: Rose is right. 你 don’t have your M.D.
Edward: Hey! Don’t 问题 my powers!
Emmett: Oh, I’m gonna 问题 you’re friggin’ powers, Edward. 你 have non-
Edward: I can read your mind.
Emmett: Crap! Oops?
*from background*
Alice: *groggy* Guys? Where are you? What’s going on?
*back to everyone*
Edward: *hears her* ALICE!
Jasper: Ali!
Emmett: Uno!!!!!
Bella: Crap!
Rosalie: Shut up!
Edward: Shh! Let me go get her before she collapses.
Emmett: *nods* good idea, doc.
Edward: Don’t call me doc! It’s…DOCTOR Edward.
Jasper: Ok, just shut up and get heer.
Edward: *rolls eyes* Fine.
*Bella’s P.O.V*
*thinking*
2% of people are pregnant as tweens.
20% of teens keep there children
1% of 吸血鬼 get pregnant.
That would be.
Alice.
*done thinking*
Bella: How did 你 win?
Emmett: Luck.
Bella: No fair…rematch!
Emmett: *sighs* fine!
Bella: *tosses cards out*
Edward: *walks over to where Alice is* Ali, how are you?
Alice: *thinking; Edward is 阅读 her mind* Ok. I heard Em and B playing Uno. And 你说 something about my condition?
Edward: *out loud* Yes, Alice. 你 may want to sit down.
Alice: *puts arm around Edward’s shoulder* *Edward picks her up to carry her*
Edward: *walks into the Uno room* Guys.
Emmett: Blue 或者 7.
Bella: *smiles* *slaps down a blue 4*
Emmett: Dang it!
Bella: *laughs and turns toward Edward and Alice* Alice!
Alice: Bells! *jumps carefully out of Edward’s arms and hugs Bella*
Bella: *leads her to the couch* so…what are 你 doing with the little booge-
Edward: *coughs to stop Bella* Bella.
Bella: What didn’t 你 tell her?
Alice: *confused* Tell me what?
Edward: Alice…you’re pregnant.
Alice: *laughs* I noticed.
Edward: *frowns* with triplets.
Alice: *screams* WHAT?
Edward: *smiles sheepishly* Congrats?
Alice: *start pacing* this is not good. This is not good.
Jasper: Alice this is okay. Calm down.
Alice: Jasper! I’m having three babies. *rubs stomach* Three! Do 你 know how fat I’m going to get?
Jasper: That doesn’t matter.
Alice: *starts crying* I’m horrible. I’m a slut. A pregnant slut.
Emmett: So are we keeping the babies?
Alice: *sniffling* Jasper?
Jasper: *smiles* Yes. I think so…

*thank 你 for reading! That was episode 12…thanks*

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Twilight - Chapter 17 - The Game (pages 369-374)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 17 - THE GAME

"All right," Esme called in a clear voice, which I knew even Edward would hear, as far out as he was. "Batter up."
Alice stood straight, deceptively motionless. Her style seemed to be stealth rather than an intimidating windup. She held the ball in both hands at her waist, and then, like the strike of a cobra, her right hand flicked out and the ball smacked into Jasper's hand.
"Was that a strike?" I whispered to Esme.
"If they don't hit it, it's a strike," she told me.
Jasper hurled the ball back to Alice's wating hand. She permitted herself...

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Life Never Ends. Preface

posted by MadisonAmpt

NEWW:)Good?,Bad?,Interesting?. Please Please 评论 me and tell me what 你 think of the preface and if i should keep going.Xx

PREFACE,

I no what its like to have your life flase before 你 eyes. Knowing everything 你 once loved, had and owned, Gone. Seeing, Hearing and feeling everything disappear. The plessure of an embrace 由 a loved one, the deception of realising a new enemey, the immature sounds of kids, that one tingley touch of a finger tip, the silet swaying sound of the 草 and trees, feeling the crushing and snapping of 识骨寻踪 in your hands, that sweet sweet sensation of warm fresh...

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'Eclipse' Sneak Peek on All UK 'New Moon' DVD Formats(Bonus List)

posted by Alice_Cullen_

E1 Entertainment has announced that all DVD formats of New Moon released in the UK on March 22 will include the sneak peek of Eclipse!

In addition to this exclusive, the 2-disc editions of the DVD and Blu-ray will include four hours of bonus footage, featuring:

* 粉丝 Event Q&A with Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner and Chris Weitz – EXCLUSIVE TO THE UK

* A 6-part making of documentary
* Life After Twilight
* Chris Weitz takes the helm
* The Subtle Details
* Time to Shine
* Tricks of the Trade
* Ready for the World

* 音乐 videos
* Death Cab for Cutie – “Meet me at the Equinox”...

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Twilight - Chapter 10 - Interrogations (pages 205-217)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 10 - INTERROGATIONS

And then the 钟, 贝尔 rang for lunch. As I jumped out of my seat, shoving my 图书 roughly in my bag, my uplifted expression must have tipped Jessica off.
"You're not sitting with us today, are you?" she guessed.
"I don't think so." I couldn't be sure that he wouldn't disappear inconveniently again.
But outside the door to our Spanish class, leaning against the 墙 - looking 更多 like a Greek god than anyone had a right to - Edward was waiting forr me. Jessica took one look, rolled her eyes, and departed.
"See 你 later, Bella." Her voice...

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Kayla's Visions, Chapter 32

posted by twilight-7

Kayla’s POV

I sat, my legs pulled up in front of my chest with my arms wrapped around them, 下一个 to Edward waiting for him to wake up. I still had the bloody dagger in my hand, a sign of my deed. I felt numb inside. I still couldn’t come to terms with what I had done. Mitchell was still lying on the floor 下一个 to Jacob. Not too close to him, Jacob wasn’t covered in Mitchell’s blood like I was. I felt a nudge from my baby. I killed Mitchell so the baby would live. Was that bad of me? I just wanted to protect my baby. I would be committing murder anyway if I let Mitchell kill me.
I heard...

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Renesmee Black's Story, ALERT

posted by renesmeblack

ALERT!!! I will be discontinuing the stories. I apologize to my 粉丝 and friends, but I cannot continue. I go on a different website for my fanfics, which are different and better, 由 the way.

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I'm under the name, mrsnessieblack!

Here's a brief 描述 of my latest ad frequently updated stories:

Calling:

A girl named Erin is saved 由 a boy named Seth Clearwater. Soon, she learns his secrets and is in for the adventure she at first tried to avoid!!! The first of the IMPRINT series.

Fierce:

A young Indian named 万寿菊 falls in 爱情 with Embry Call. The 秒 in the IMPRINT series and funny...

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Bella's Adventure -Ch3 - Pain

posted by MadisonAmpt

Having trouble. but this is a long one

I woke up on a hard freezing cold floor with a killer head ache. i slowly got up and stood there waiting for the dizziness to go away. Its pitch black i cant see a thing, am i dead? what the hell happened? where am i? i have a thousand 问题 running through my head and i dont have an answer for any of them. I decided i had been standing here for long enough and started to walk around, until i ran straight into a 墙 and fell right on my bum. "Shit" i whispered under my breath. i got up and felt the 墙 with my hands. i kept walking wile tracing my...

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New Moon, chapter twelve, Family. Part four

posted by New_Moon_Master

At first ther was only the pain of her razor-sharp teeth. It was very painful, but I could handle it without screaming. Then I felt the venom start creeping into my system, and I fell back on the bed, screaming in agony. I tried to push her off me, not in my right mind enough to know it was usless. A moment later she released me, but it didn't matter much. It was already in my system, and I continued to scream at 最佳, 返回页首 volume. It did no good. It brought not even the tiniest bit of relief. I tried to squirm and writhe, but Alice's hands held me down. I didn't even know what I was seeing. I couldn't...

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Twilight - Chapter 4 - Invitations (pages 81-84)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 4 - INVITATIONS

The 下一个 morning, when i pulled into the parking lot, I deliberately parked as far as possible from the silver Volvo. I didn't want to put myself in the path of too much temtation and end up owing him a new car. Getting out of the cab, I fumbled with my key and it fell into a puddle at my feet. As I bent to get it, a white hand flashed out and grabbed it before I could. I jerked upright. Edward Cullen was right 下一个 to me, leaning casually against my truck.
"How do 你 do that?" I asked in amazed irritation.
"Do what?" He held my key out...

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breaking dawn edwards pov chapter 5

posted by xroylex

when we reached the airpoet bella looked shocked to see where we was going.
"houston?" she asked raising her eyebrows we were at the suttle in seatle now we had made it and i belive she didn`t know she had fallen in and out of sleep the whole way there.
"just a stop on the way" i told her i grin i loved how she had no idea how were we where going i know she hates surpriese.
bella fell asleep on the trip to the 下一个 stop she didnt talk much she just spoke 答案 i had no idea what they ment.
i woke her well i pulled her threw the 下一个 termanal to the 下一个 palin ride she was slower and gruggy....

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he never came back,...like forfilled his promise c2

posted by KatiiCullen94

capter 2

i woke with the sun lieing on my legs, and alone,
i rolled to see jacobs side empty, but what could i expect, this was the morning routine, the way it was was since our marriage five months ago.
he had his werewolf duties along side sam.I dont know why this morning felt different to every other.i had a feeling today was different, like for some reason today is a 日 i was going to remember and jacob wasnt there to see what it was.
It was early 9.00, and i was shocked to see the sun, out , instead of the gloomy clouds as always.
I had hoped to raise Tanna in Pheonix, in the sun and the heat,...

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he never came back,...like forfilled his promise

posted by KatiiCullen94

capter one!!!

i flicked off the light, and prayed that when i shut the door that it wouldnt wake her up. i steped out of the room, taking one 更多 glance at my addition to my complete life.
she was soo little, so young and yet so innocent to the world around her, so unaware to the creaters that surivive just outside her room, and i tend to keep it like that until the time is right.like of her father.
of only 5 weeks of age. and already made her perfect smile, and wow she looked like her dad.
the brown soft, russet colour tone, and the brown eyes,. the spitting image.
i smiled once 更多 and closed...

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迷失 Memories Chapter 6

posted by SuperFunFan1001

Hope ya like it!
DISCLAIMER: I DON’T OWN TWILIGHT 或者 ITS CHARACTERS!

Bella’s POV
Uuuh what happened? “ Bella? Bella sweetie?” called a sharp yet beautiful velvet voice.
I opened my eyes and sat up. In front of me there was a man with black hair and almost translucent skin.
I shot up and got into a fighting stance. “Who are you!? How do 你 know my name?” I growled. “Bella?” he looked confused. “It’s me Aro. Don’t 你 remember?” he was staring at me as if I had grown a 秒 head. “What are 你 talking about? What don’t I remember?” I 说 to him putting as much coldness...

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Never Ending Chapter 7

posted by teamedward_2010

I do not own twilight so please don't sue!

End of Chapter 6

"Yes and not to scare 你 but if they know I'm here, they may know about Nessie too." I felt bad for now risking their family. "You are not risking our daughters life 你 had no idea that they were still alive, this is not your fault!" Edward 说 to me I knew he was telling the truth thanks to my talent. "I'm still sorry." I whispered but I knew they could all hear me. "Don't be 你 had no way of knowing." Bella 说 pulling me up off the 长椅, 沙发 and into a hug. She and Edward were great parents and I could see that they did not hate...

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infinite 爱情 chapter 2

posted by _madz_

嘿 guys, thanks for the support, i'm glad 你 like it :P

part one
I stopped breathing. I was so nervous. I’d met other 吸血鬼 and covens before, but never this many.
I shifted my weight to my right foot, listening to the slight rustle the 草 made beneath my foot.
Then I heard a voice. It sounded like golden wind chimes.
“Alice! What on earth is he doing?”
“Shush Rose! This is important!” another female voice answered. Alice I suppose.
Well they sounded nice enough.
From what I could here they had slowed down, just below the ridge of the hill. What were they waiting for?
“Dude,...

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Kayla's Visions, Chapter 18

posted by twilight-7

Kayla’s POV

Breaking the news to Kyo that his mother was gone was not easy. He refused to accept that she was gone and he continually called for her. Charlie thought that the boy was just grieving and tried to soothe him but he pushed Charlie away. Zach and I tried to speak to him but he didn’t want to see us. He blamed me for Loretta disappearing, which was partly right. I had kicked her out of my body but I hadn’t banished her from the face of the earth. Maybe she had just accepted her fate and passed on. But something didn’t 移动 on with her. Like her 爱情 for her child. The time...

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爱情 & war chapter 1

posted by anna0789

its the vietnam war...
carilisle is 23
emmet is 20
edward is 19
jasper is 20

edward's pov

it's been 5 weeks since i arrived to vietnam to the alpha company. I have to accept that my mother was right i wasn't ready for war well none of us really were. The war consisted of days of bieng bore to death and hours of pure horror ; i hadn't been hurt but i had watch many died i feel bad for saying that i am really lucky that i didn't knew well the guys that had died. but that was how it was 你 tried to maintain what is yours as selfish as it sounds...
i had form a really closed relationship with all the...

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Kayla's Visions, Chapter 17

posted by twilight-7

Edward’s POV

Kayla went very still. So still she could pass for a statue. Her eyes were wide and staring but unseeing. I thought I saw a flash of 金牌 behind her now 苹果 green eyes. She 说 she was possessed. I was doubtful. Possession was not something that existed in real life. Spirits and ghosts did not exist.
But then neither should I. 或者 Jacob. We were both of myth and legend which asks the 问题 why can’t spirits exist as well.
Kayla relaxed. She stretched her arms as high as possible and then ran her fingers over her bare arms and the cotton vest she wore.
“Well, I’ve been...

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a cursed story: chapter 12

posted by joe-edwardfan

Chapter12:
Bellas pov
I was driving 150 mph I just wanted to get out of forks and escape from Damien but…I really missed the Cullen's they were my first real 老友记 in 100 years of my existence.
After 2 hours of driving I pulled over and glanced at the beautiful full moon when someone grabbed my shoulder my body tensed my 心 started beating like crazy who could it be? I was so scared what if its Damien? I slowly turned around and met Damien's eyes they were full of anger and fear. what hes afraid of me? pshhh right!
-don’t run away from me Bella!
He whispered and then hugged me and I pulled...

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Kayla's Visions, Chapter 16

posted by twilight-7

Same as before ..... 星, 星级 then italics - Loretta
Italics - Kayla

I burst into the Cullen household to see Emmett and Jasper fighting to hold onto Edward. Esme was trying to calm Edward, her hands touching Edward’s face, hair, arms. She was speaking in gentle tones, telling him to be calm and think things through. They didn’t see me. Their concentration was all on Edward.
“She doesn’t want me, Esme,” he cried to her. “I saw her, draped all over him. I saw the 爱情 in her eyes for him and when she looked at me and spoke to me she was cold and hard. She doesn’t 爱情 me.”
I stood,...