Here's a 列表 of things hottie werewolf Jacob Black would't EVER say:
*Edward, since me and 你 are best friends, on behalf of the pack, thankyou for stealing the 爱情 of my life,turned her into a leech, and forced me to exile myself!
*Bella, I hate you, you're a f***ing b****!!!
*Oh gee Sam, your right, I should've forgotten Bella, turned gay, and had a gay marrige with Mike Newton!
*I hate dogs!!!
*I 爱情 Edward Cullen!!!
If 你 have any 更多 ideas, post 'em on the 评论 board. Sorry if I insultd Mike fans. One 更多 thing...I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Edward, since me and 你 are best friends, on behalf of the pack, thankyou for stealing the 爱情 of my life,turned her into a leech, and forced me to exile myself!
*Bella, I hate you, you're a f***ing b****!!!
*Oh gee Sam, your right, I should've forgotten Bella, turned gay, and had a gay marrige with Mike Newton!
*I hate dogs!!!
*I 爱情 Edward Cullen!!!
If 你 have any 更多 ideas, post 'em on the 评论 board. Sorry if I insultd Mike fans. One 更多 thing...I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!