True Lies, Teen Girls:
Alice’s P.O.V:
“Umm, Mr.?” I asked the man upfront. He kept driving, “Yes?” “Can I talk…to my brother?” I asked. He grumbled then finally sighed, “I guess.” “Thanks.” “Whatever.” I sighed and looked over at Edward, “I didn’t do this.” He rolled his eyes, “Alice! When are 你 gonna realize that Charlie hates me.” I looked at him. “I’m never gonna get out. And I’ll NEVER see Bella again.” I shook my head, “Carlisle’s gonna bail us out, Ed.” Edward looked down, “Look, Ali. I 爱情 you. 你 know that. I always will...but…just please. I 爱情 her. No 更多 trouble.” I nodded. Thirty 分钟 later we were being pulled into a cell together. A couple with about nineteen 纹身 on each arm in the cell beside us sneered when we went into our cell. I jumped toward Edward. “Protect me, Edward.” E smirked, “Fine, little girl…”
Rosalie’s P.O.V:
I stared at Emmett in complete shock. He looked the same, only taller and bigger. My bra was still hanging down 展示 off my nipple a bit. “Well…want to get back in 床, 床上 或者 watch TV.” Emmett pondered his options then smiled, “Bed?” I smiled, “Whatever 你 want.” He picked me up and laughed, “Well, I want you…and the bed…with 你 of course.” I smiled, “Good. Because this is what 你 have, old man.” “Hey! I’m not that old! I could still get a girl down my pants, Rosie.” I shook my head, “Nope. Well, I guess 你 COULD. But 你 know I would have to kill her, and you.” He nodded. “Yeah, I know, my love.” I gagged, “YUCK! You’re starting to sound like Edward.” He chuckled, “Did 你 even win that bet?” I scrunched my face up, “Does it matter?” he shook his head, “Nope.” I nodded in agreement, “That’s what I thought.”
My computer is screwed up, I’m cold, and it’s only 9: 28 P.M so yeh…I’ll try to post more. :)
Alice’s P.O.V:
“Umm, Mr.?” I asked the man upfront. He kept driving, “Yes?” “Can I talk…to my brother?” I asked. He grumbled then finally sighed, “I guess.” “Thanks.” “Whatever.” I sighed and looked over at Edward, “I didn’t do this.” He rolled his eyes, “Alice! When are 你 gonna realize that Charlie hates me.” I looked at him. “I’m never gonna get out. And I’ll NEVER see Bella again.” I shook my head, “Carlisle’s gonna bail us out, Ed.” Edward looked down, “Look, Ali. I 爱情 you. 你 know that. I always will...but…just please. I 爱情 her. No 更多 trouble.” I nodded. Thirty 分钟 later we were being pulled into a cell together. A couple with about nineteen 纹身 on each arm in the cell beside us sneered when we went into our cell. I jumped toward Edward. “Protect me, Edward.” E smirked, “Fine, little girl…”
Rosalie’s P.O.V:
I stared at Emmett in complete shock. He looked the same, only taller and bigger. My bra was still hanging down 展示 off my nipple a bit. “Well…want to get back in 床, 床上 或者 watch TV.” Emmett pondered his options then smiled, “Bed?” I smiled, “Whatever 你 want.” He picked me up and laughed, “Well, I want you…and the bed…with 你 of course.” I smiled, “Good. Because this is what 你 have, old man.” “Hey! I’m not that old! I could still get a girl down my pants, Rosie.” I shook my head, “Nope. Well, I guess 你 COULD. But 你 know I would have to kill her, and you.” He nodded. “Yeah, I know, my love.” I gagged, “YUCK! You’re starting to sound like Edward.” He chuckled, “Did 你 even win that bet?” I scrunched my face up, “Does it matter?” he shook his head, “Nope.” I nodded in agreement, “That’s what I thought.”
My computer is screwed up, I’m cold, and it’s only 9: 28 P.M so yeh…I’ll try to post more. :)
9: Send him 爱情 letters and sign them “You dearest Victoria”.
8: Constantly think about 接吻 Bella. Run!
7: Lock him in a room with Mike, Tyler, Eric, and Jacob. Give everyone except him a picture of Bella.
6: Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
5: Whenever he leaves a room 或者 says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
4: Make him go out with 你 to a fancy restrant for his Birthday when it isn’t his Birthday. Get all offended when he won’t eat anything. Start crying.
3: Whenever he complains 或者 argues, reply with “What are 你 gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
2: Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.
1: Don’t think.
Oh... one 更多 thing.... RUN!!!