Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Two
BuffyFaithfan1
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Hi, my name is Cyd, short for Cydnee, and one 日 while I was grocery shopping, a former member of the Death Clan of the Fallen threw a 刀 at my head. I ducked behind my cart, and ran out of the store once I saw the 刀 fly into a bunch of egg cartons. I went home, told my friend Tabra about it, and he came rushing over. He helped me get out of the aftershock feeling, and when we were eating chicken sandwhiches, mine was coated in poison. We then went to his apartment, knowing that if one little sandwhich was poisoned, that the rest of the house might be rigged with traps ready to spring and pronounce my death. We went to his hotel room, and we discussed how we are gonna get the Death Clan of the Fallen off of my back. I figured out that Tabra is an ex-member of the Death Clan of the Fallen, and he is gonna' help me stop them from harming me...as long as I kill the man who tried to kill me first. Otherwise, terror will forever haunt me until the 日 I die.
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"Alright," Tabra said, making me jump a little. "We're here."
"But it's nothing but an abandoned Wal-Mart that was once here thirty years ago." I 说 and he nodded.
"Which is why no one suspects anything is in here. But they are. In the basement."
"Oh..." I was way nervous, but I had to do this.
Tabra took my left arm and wrapped it around my back, and put his right hand on my right shoulder so I'd keep walking. We had to make it look like I was kidnapped. Right? Yea! Right! We walked into the Wal-Mart, and he knew exactly where to go. He took me to a door marked BASEMENT, and kicked the door open.
"HAUS! HAUS! I GOT YOUR GIRL!" Tabra shouted, and I gulped.
Volume Two
BuffyFaithfan1
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Hi, my name is Cyd, short for Cydnee, and one 日 while I was grocery shopping, a former member of the Death Clan of the Fallen threw a 刀 at my head. I ducked behind my cart, and ran out of the store once I saw the 刀 fly into a bunch of egg cartons. I went home, told my friend Tabra about it, and he came rushing over. He helped me get out of the aftershock feeling, and when we were eating chicken sandwhiches, mine was coated in poison. We then went to his apartment, knowing that if one little sandwhich was poisoned, that the rest of the house might be rigged with traps ready to spring and pronounce my death. We went to his hotel room, and we discussed how we are gonna get the Death Clan of the Fallen off of my back. I figured out that Tabra is an ex-member of the Death Clan of the Fallen, and he is gonna' help me stop them from harming me...as long as I kill the man who tried to kill me first. Otherwise, terror will forever haunt me until the 日 I die.
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[ONE]
"Alright," Tabra said, making me jump a little. "We're here."
"But it's nothing but an abandoned Wal-Mart that was once here thirty years ago." I 说 and he nodded.
"Which is why no one suspects anything is in here. But they are. In the basement."
"Oh..." I was way nervous, but I had to do this.
Tabra took my left arm and wrapped it around my back, and put his right hand on my right shoulder so I'd keep walking. We had to make it look like I was kidnapped. Right? Yea! Right! We walked into the Wal-Mart, and he knew exactly where to go. He took me to a door marked BASEMENT, and kicked the door open.
"HAUS! HAUS! I GOT YOUR GIRL!" Tabra shouted, and I gulped.
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that 你 and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her 你 are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that 你 and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her 你 are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever 你 can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When 你 go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what 你 will be doing in five 分钟 every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. 电子邮箱 her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Source: link
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever 你 can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When 你 go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what 你 will be doing in five 分钟 every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. 电子邮箱 her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Source: link
YOu know what my friend Adriana I got her this awesome Chritmas preasent it is a Twilight shrit that I got a the Willowbrick Mall (Also Adriana is obsesed with Twlight)
thanks for 阅读 im really new at this as some of guys can tell