10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen
10. Let it slip what Carlisle really does during his night shifts at the hospital, with all of the pretty nurses.
9. Tell her all about the names of your future children, when 你 want to have them, what genders 你 want them to be, etc.
8. Ask her if her hair looks like caramel, does it taste like caramel?
7. Politely ask if Carlisle asks her to dress up as “Nurse. Naughty” in the bedroom and if he demands she calls him “Doctor. Dreamy”
6. Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a cradle-snatcher 或者 pedophile.
5. Take a chunk of her hair, put it in a blender with 牛奶 and hand back the final product, claiming it’s a 焦糖 milkshake.
4. Tell her what the nurses at the hospital really think of Carlisle – then smudge lipstick on Carlisle’s 衬衫 领, 衣领 and spray him with perfume. Laugh loudly when Esme notices, and videotape the reaction.
3. Ask if she likes Carlisle’s cute little English accent. When she says she loves everything about Carlisle, call her an “uncultured swine” and storm off.
2. Inquire as to how she jumped off a cliff and survived. When she can’t answer, ask if she is secretly Batman.
And the Number One way to annoy Esme Cullen?
1. Anonymously send her a package of baby clothing in the mail.
10. Let it slip what Carlisle really does during his night shifts at the hospital, with all of the pretty nurses.
9. Tell her all about the names of your future children, when 你 want to have them, what genders 你 want them to be, etc.
8. Ask her if her hair looks like caramel, does it taste like caramel?
7. Politely ask if Carlisle asks her to dress up as “Nurse. Naughty” in the bedroom and if he demands she calls him “Doctor. Dreamy”
6. Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a cradle-snatcher 或者 pedophile.
5. Take a chunk of her hair, put it in a blender with 牛奶 and hand back the final product, claiming it’s a 焦糖 milkshake.
4. Tell her what the nurses at the hospital really think of Carlisle – then smudge lipstick on Carlisle’s 衬衫 领, 衣领 and spray him with perfume. Laugh loudly when Esme notices, and videotape the reaction.
3. Ask if she likes Carlisle’s cute little English accent. When she says she loves everything about Carlisle, call her an “uncultured swine” and storm off.
2. Inquire as to how she jumped off a cliff and survived. When she can’t answer, ask if she is secretly Batman.
And the Number One way to annoy Esme Cullen?
1. Anonymously send her a package of baby clothing in the mail.
Bella and Jacob
as it seems to be best 老友记 with feelings Jacob's 心 beats for Bella and yet after all she put him through it can steel be beating for that girl that will one 日 have the vampire's eyes and have to keep up with lies to keep herself a secret to stay alive, Jacob's 心 wants Bella but he gets Her daughter Renessme and he loves her much 更多 so for now his 心 only beats a Little for her mother but so much 更多 for her.
Bella and Edward
Edward can break her and put her back together so easy like the wind moving a leaf on a summers 日 but steel yet there it stay in the new place. Bella will always 爱情 Jacob as a friend and as a son for her daughter will marry him one day. Bella and Edward will always be a perfect couple as there eyes to match there 心 for no beat there gaze to stare forever in each others arms.
as it seems to be best 老友记 with feelings Jacob's 心 beats for Bella and yet after all she put him through it can steel be beating for that girl that will one 日 have the vampire's eyes and have to keep up with lies to keep herself a secret to stay alive, Jacob's 心 wants Bella but he gets Her daughter Renessme and he loves her much 更多 so for now his 心 only beats a Little for her mother but so much 更多 for her.
Bella and Edward
Edward can break her and put her back together so easy like the wind moving a leaf on a summers 日 but steel yet there it stay in the new place. Bella will always 爱情 Jacob as a friend and as a son for her daughter will marry him one day. Bella and Edward will always be a perfect couple as there eyes to match there 心 for no beat there gaze to stare forever in each others arms.
Selena Gomez: "He is a very very nice gentleman."
Kristen Stewart: "I 爱情 that kid. I would do anything for him. I would kill for him, literally.
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Ashley Greene: "I really really adore Rob and Edward's awesome, but I'm Team Jacob. Is just... 你 gotta 爱情 Taylor, he plays an amazing Jacob, so... my 心 belongs to him. Hahaha."
Taylor Swift: "Aw, Tay-Tay. Well, see, I don't know Rob Pattinson, so I would just 由 default, I'd be on Team Tay."
As we all remember from last year, the cast went on a nationwide Hot Topic tour hitting up malls across the nation. As the film grew in popularity, the cast appearances became unruly as thousands of people waited to catch a glimpse of the brooding Pattinson. So keep in mind, that New Moon is ten times 更多 流行的 than Twilight was last year, so be prepared and forewarned!
And it isn’t a school on how to get over Robert Pattinson, 或者 how to be Robert Pattinson. It is an actual school in the UK! Its a College specializing in Language, Science, Mathematics!
In all seriousness guys, it is a real school. That is their real name. And it has nothing to do with the Twilight Saga’s Robert Pattinson! Just a mere coincidence! And no, Rob does not teach there! Sorry! lol
UPDATE: ROBSessedBlog 说 that this school used to be the #1 谷歌 搜索 when 你 searched “Robert Pattinson” oh what a difference a 年 makes! lol
And there 你 have.google it and see for yourself.
NOTE:is not on seventeens page yet.But fun twilight games and give aways.
1.Death Cab For Cutie- Meet Me On The Equinox
2.Band Of Skulls- Friends
3.Thom Yorke- Hearing Damage
4.Lykke Li- Possibility
5.The Killers- A White Demon 爱情 Song
6.Anya Marina- Satellite Heart
7.Muse- I Belong To 你 (New Moon Remix)
8.Bon Iver & St. Vincent- Rosyln
9.Black Rebel Motorcycle Club- Done All Wrong
10.Hurricane Bells- Monsters
11.Sea Wolf- The 紫色, 紫罗兰色 Hour
12.OK Go- Shooting The Moon
13.Grizzly 熊 (with Victoria Legrand)- Slow Life
14.Editors- No Sound But The Wind
15.Alexandre Desplat- New Moon (The Meadow)
It seems all the attention Taylor Lautner is getting lately due to his super sweet abs is making the actor a bit bashful. The actor spoke with AceShowBiz about how he thinks "it's weird and it's kind of embarrassing" to have the world see 你 shirtless. The Twilight Saga: Eclipse actor said, "It's so uncomfortable knowing that so many people are seeing pictures of me shirtless." Sorry, Tay-Tay but we just can't enough of your shirtless self running around in the woods 表演 like a werewolf. We are all looking 前锋, 期待 to see the new movie that we want to know everything about our fave actors and it's not that weird...