暮光之城系列 Article: 更多 随意 Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy.... x ;)

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posted by AliceRoxx

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Heyy guys, so I've got 更多 awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga 图书或者 movies!

* Can I just say before 你 read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(

Here goes...

Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!

Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!

I’m just wondering... If choosing between 吸血鬼 and 狼人 is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can 你 have sparkly fleas?

Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy 熊 ;)

Team Jacob... because we’d all 爱情 a 太空 heater ;)

Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)

98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer 说 that breathing wasn’t cool.

The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think 你 know which are the most widely spread ;)

I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)

Boys in 图书 are just better!

Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!

Is going to get the 狼 to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)

You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what 你 are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!

Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)

你 think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in 爱情 with a 110 年 old, non-existent vampire!

I want to know Team Edward 或者 Team Jacob... 或者 Team Gimme Both?

移动 over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!

Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)

Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)

Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.

I’ve just been bitten 由 _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.

I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...

I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...

Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863

Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901

I’m heading off to 床, 床上 early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...

Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....

I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)

I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...

Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?

New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!

Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?

I’m on Team Edward in the 图书 but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the 电影院 ;)

Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN 你 can ask me out!

Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)

When 你 taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!

I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)

I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....

If Jacob tried to 吻乐队（Kiss） me I wouldn’t 冲床 him in the face.

Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On 秒 thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...

If Jake imprints on 你 then he’ll outlive you. Which is why 你 get Edward to fall in 爱情 with 你 and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.

I just don’t understand the whole 辩论 about who’s hotter, Edward 或者 Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, 吸血鬼 are cold and 狼人 are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer 说 it herself ;)

Hope 你 enjoyed them ;) They'll be 更多 to come I assure you!

If 你 haven't read the first ones I 发布 then go onto my 文章 and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'

Please rate and 评论 if 你 liked ;)

Thank 你 so much guys, your all so awesome! :D

xxx AliceRoxx xxx

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bambi02, twilightfrk and 8 others like this

brooki LOL! I loved those! They were hilarious!

twilight_james LOLZ!! LOVE THEM AGAIN!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you everyone - I'll try to keep more coming! How bout a fortnightly issue eh? Watch this space ;)

BumBaCicA LOVE it.. all of them xD

tayandkris4evr Those were great!!! Hilarious!!! My fav was; If Jacob tried to kiss me, I wouldn't punch him in the face. hehe those were awesome!ty for posting

AliceRoxx Aww thank you guys! I know I love reading them just as much as you do! Lol yeps tayandkris4evr, that one WAS ny opinion! Lol x Thank you BumBaCicA! I'll keep posting more if I can find/think of them! ;) You guys are all the best x Ly all x

KathyHalliwell "Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)" OMG, that was so random. LOOOL I wish I could do that

AliceRoxx Same! Lol I was sat there thinking... hmm... what could Alice do with her powers then... whilst listeniing to my ipod and it totally gave me the idea! x :D

Renesmee_XD Where do you get these they are soooo funny I couldnt stop laughing for a whole day after these ones ROFL

AliceRoxx Haha thank you so much! Wow it's nice to know I made someone laugh! Well I make a lot of them up, or search t-shirts or even just on forums and stuff! I just collect loads and select my fave ones to post on here! x

Hellohoudini Another 5 star rating in my book!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you, it means so much:) x

krolitika_009 pillows fear Edward Cullen ;) this was from Breaking dawn right? hahah !! LOL it was so good . :D Their honeymoon.

WildCherryWolf BWAHAHAHAHAHA lol I love it, Me thinks I need a Jacob space heater.... Ooh and an Edward in the summer..... hmm wonder if they sell those on eBay? STILL 100% TEAM JASPER!!!!!!!!!

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Jacob's Side

posted by runlikeawolf

No.It couldn't be true.A wave of black engulfed my vision.He was a hard,cold,selfish monster!How could this be? I'd always had a sliver of hope inside of me.Now,nothing was worth living for.Nothing was worth fighting for!
I was falling.Falling in despair.Why were the leaches even created?How could they strip 你 of everything that 你 loved?!?
I took a shocked step back.Why had I even hoped for things to be different?Suddenly,the anguish was replaced with a never-ending wave of fire.Shudders ripped through me.Bella's words stung 更多 than anything I could have ever imagined.
Everything exploded.The...

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Unpredictable and Undeniable

posted by LexisFaith

"So, Bella. Tell me a little bit about yourself." Emse siped on her coffee from the paper cup while I dipped my teabag in and out of the steaming water infront of me.

We had wondered down to the cafateria while Carlisle and Edward has Mason, letting him see all the "cool doctor stuff". I guess it paid to be a doctor.

"Well, I guess I could start with saying I'm 22 years old. I graduated from Forks High School at 16 and went into school right after that Christmas. I was raising a son with the help of my older brother Emmett and my father Chairle who passed away when Mason was only 2. My mother...

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The thoughts of the past Chapter 5

posted by GothicGirl0525

Chapter 5:

We walked down stairs to see who was here, though we stopped in our tracks at the voices we heard. Emmett’s booming voice came from the 厨房 and it didn’t sound like the happy person we were used to. I finished walking downstairs and walked to the 厨房 door, to see what was going on. The voice I heard stopped me in my tracks, the way it sounded, so broken and just not normally the bubbly and excited, Alice, we hear. It scared me because she was suppose to be this excited person always happy about everything and the one to look...

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New Start, Chapter 4

posted by mmourer

All credit belongs to Stephenie Meyer. This story is based on her book series the Twilight Saga.
I know it's kinda short sorry.
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Bella’s POV

I woke up that morning still worrying that I would make 更多 enemies. I was also still thinking about what I did in the first place to make him hate me. I thought all I did was have to sit 下一个 to him. Maybe he just wasn’t a people person. I could live with that I just wouldn’t talk to him 或者 anything. It took me even less time to get to school today because I already knew where all my classes were and...

taking chance chapter 21

posted by karpach_14

Chapter 21
“who invited him?” I asked in a rude voice.
“Carlisle incsited the whole family came over” Emmett told me and I rolled my eyes. I got out of the car and wondered what was waiting on me.
“lets get Ivan out and in the house” I told uncle Emmett. He nodded. Uncle Emmett took Ivan and dragged him to my room. I was still in the car and was getting my stuff. I locked the car and put the keys in my 钱包 and hrld my left hand close so it wont 移动 an inch. I was walcking towards the house hiding my left arm so my father wouldn’t see it. But it was impossible. I walked to the...

taking chances chapter 14

posted by karpach_14

Chapter 14
`”jake!” I cried and ran up to him.
“I know everything nessie, and we’re going to try to save ur family” jake told me.
“its too late to ssave it they’re divorced” I told him
“there’ alwaay still a chance” jake told me. And I nodded..
“but first wheres ur mother?” sam asked me.
“she’s near carlisles” I told him.
“she’s not there”he told me.
“what do 你 mean shes not there? I just saw her there aa couple 分钟 ago” I told them.
“when I went to carlisle’s house, he 说 that she stepped ouside and didn’t come back” jake told me.....

taking chances chaper 13

posted by karpach_14

Chapter 13

I introduce them.
“nice to meet you” my father said.
“niced to meet 你 too” ivan replied.i wondered if he knew that ivan was a vampire. But there would be no guessing.. my father didn’t know that I lovve ivan.. so its going to be a shock to him .eric went to the cafeteria and then s couple secconds later the 钟, 贝尔 rang.ivan hurried to class, while I stood there with my father and aunt.
“dad ivAN IS COMING TODAY TO MEET MY FAMILY”I TOLD HIM AND BEFORE HE COULD SAY anything aunt alice grabbed to to class. After school aunt alice rode in her car and me ivan and eric rode...

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taking chances chapter 1

posted by karpach_14

sorry guys this is my old story i couldnt log on my old account karpach_13 so i had to make this one and im moving all my stories here. thanks plz dont forget to 评论

When I was entering my school. In every single conversation my name was repeated. Some of the people 说 ‘I don’t mind going out with her’ with a evil smile and the others were usual. Like ‘ who is she’ and ‘I can’t believe she is going to be at this school’ and ‘you don’t even know her’. I kept on walking without talking to someone 或者 not paying anymore attention to what people were saying. I got to...

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Aithne Chapter 6

posted by teamalice_0

My last post was shorter than I would have liked so I made this one better. PS 评论 please and Have a good thanksgiving!(stuf your faces without feeling guilty ;)
-teamalice_0
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Tuesday morning, joy. Everyone hated Mondays and Tuesday was usualy dreary but better than Mondays. On the way to school I told Angela about my dream and 说 some of them were the Cullens but she never saw Dr.Cullen 或者 his wife. She thought it was odd because Im blind and I had a dream about them.

School has whispers going aroud, 更多 than normal might I add, either...

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All for the 爱情 of Family

posted by LexisFaith

The Ending. Ages of all characters are at the bottom.
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Edward POV

"The kids will be here any second. 你 did get hot 狗 for the little ones right?" Bella was finishing up the potato salad.

"Yes." I assured her. "And I even got some diced peaches so they could have something sweet."

She turned to me and smiled. "You were a great father. Still are." She walked over to me and kissed me.

"And you, were a wonderful mother. Still are." I kissed her fourhead and pulled her to the living room to sit on the couch. We looked around at the pictures that were...

Brazil Filming: The Sunday Update,

posted by Hellohoudini

Brazil Filming: The Sunday Update, Lapa Streets Blocked Off and Stephenie Visits With Fans
By Twilight_News | 7 November 2010
According to FoForks a series of streets in the LAPA section of Rio are closed today for Breaking Dawn filming. Preparations included changing the names on the 街, 街道 signs and adding in some graffiti. Rumor has it that it’s a scene involving a taxi driving through the streets of Rio. There is also some speculation about a scene involving Jacob and Nessie on the run in Rio (Bella’s vision/plan in Breaking Dawn II). However, in that neither Taylor Lautner nor MacKenzie...

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Thoughts of the past Chapter 4

posted by GothicGirl0525

Chapter 4
Once we get to the house, I looked around everywhere. Making sure Charlie 或者 anyone is not around hiding on the outskirts of my home. After I made sure it was safe, I unbuckled and gathered my stuff ready to blot inside my 安全 home. Edward got out of the car, I noticed. He was opening my door for me. I gathered all of my 破烂, 垃圾 and was ready.
“Are 你 alright to walk?” he asked. While he asked the questionable question, He grabbed all of my things out of my arms. I didn’t answer. “Are 你 okay to walk, Bella?” He asked again, after a few minutes. I just...

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Vampwolf, (my story)

posted by uniquezandy

This is a story where I added myself in.Yes, I am the vampwolf! Hope u like it.
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"She can't stay with us because she is part vampire!" The Quiliets protested. "The problem is she can't stay with us, being part Werewolf. Could she?" The clan threw back. "Hello, don't I get a say in this. 你 are deciding for me, like I am something to pass around and throw out when 你 get bored!" Marie-louise shouted. Hi, I am Marie-louise, sadly I am with the Denali clan at the moment and they are...

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1876- 爱情或者 hate?

posted by uniquezandy

I got the idea in history. Its just a story so don't hate me for it.
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Monday 21st April 1876
Dear diary,
Why must my father choose a suitor for me? Oh yeah now I remember, woman don't have power 或者 freedom and the father must choose. My father is dear Charles, (But I call him Charlie, because it's easy.) I used to have my mother Renne with us, but she got permission to leave town, because my father keeps beating her. It's horrible, everyday before she left there were a new bruise or...

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I Still Remember

posted by jacob_lover5253

thank 你 soo much LexisFaith! This 标题 goes perfect for the fanfic! -Kayla

Chapter 2.

I pushed myself out of the 床, 床上 and went into the bathroom to get changed out of my pajamas. I looked myself over in the mirror. My eyes were red from crying. I didn't look okay. Oh well. I walked back to Edward in the bedroom. Only to find him gone. Great. He had to leave me alone. In my time of pain.

There was a knock at the front door. I ran down to get it. I opened the door to find Jacob standing there. He hugged me really tight with tears streaming down his face. "I know 你 miss her." I started to tear...

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Have I met the right one? 3

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas POV
New school... new place... help me! I don't know why I am scared, but is is because; a saying might slip out from a centuary ago? Times have changed, and (unfortunatley,) I have to keep up with them. It's hard.
So it's 8 in the morning and I have to put on (what people call) jeans and a sweatshirt. It's comfortable honestly, but I prefer a dress anyday. Oh well now I have to go to the place of hell..

Edwards POV
New school... new place... help me! I am silly for being scared, but it is just school. I still wish my Bella was here with me though. She would make it all better. It's now...

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The Thoughts Of The Past Chapter One

posted by GothicGirl0525

Chapter 1: BPOV
“Isabella Mary Swan, get your 屁股 down here right now!” he yelled. I hurried out of 床, 床上 and ran downstairs to face the impending danger of my so called “father” Charlie Swan. My dad is the police officer for Forks, Washington. I know what you’re thinking that because he’s a cope he should be the good guy well guess again. Charlie has two different kinds of hobbies that make him different from about 75 % of the fathers of the United States of America. His first is to drink and when he wasn’t drinking he was doing his 秒 hobby which was...

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Unspoken

posted by jacob_lover5253

Edward's POV:

I ran out the door with Jacob trailing me in his 狼 form. What's happening? Jacob thought. "Bella was taken 由 Aro." I said. I heard a bang. A loud bang. Please don't let that be Aro hurting Bella let it be Bella hurting Aro. I ran faster and before I got any closer I heard three trees snap and the pack and Carlisle come up 下一个 to Jacob and I. I'm not done with Bella just yet. One 更多 and she's dead! I saw Bella through Aro's eyes. NO! She's hurt so bad. Her eyes are slowly closing. NO, BEllA, NO! 你 WILL LIVE! I thought to myself.

We broke through the trees just in time....

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Don't Judge a Book 由 It's Cover: Prologue

posted by ybet_cullen18

I'm Bella 天鹅 and I'm 17. Í'm also the daughter of the Chief of Police of Forks, Charlie Swan, and Renee Dwyer, who died because of 心 Disease.

And yes, I'm a girl, obviously.

But I'm transferring as a boy in Forks High.

Why, 你 ask? Because a girl isn't suppose to play 篮球 and I 爱情篮球 so very very very much. Even sacrificing my own gender just to get in the team. Well, I got in but the team hates me and of my good looks....at least they say I'm a hot looking boy and beats the crap out of me.

But accidentally fell in 爱情 with the wrong person...he's a jerk. a worm. an alien. a cockroach, a pig...

An 天使 sent from above.

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my wish come true chapter 7

posted by whatupiloveyou

This chapter is just a filler. I wanted to update, but I have absolutely no ideas. All I know is that this story might be 2 或者 3 chapters longer. I hope to write another story when I get the idea, so if 你 have an idea and want to share it, I would 爱情 to hear it. Just a warning this is a shorter chapter, again just a filler. I was watching twilight and new moon last night after my baby was asleep, I found it weird that in twilight when Bella is like bleeding to death and Jasper is perfectly fine being in the same room with her. But in New Moon when she gives herself a paper cut, he has to...