this is the sequel to our story, Maximum Twilight. I like it, and i think u will too:)
Maximum Twilight: Part Two
By: Fast Farms
Fang woke up to a bright blue sky, and something hard hitting his head. Ow, he thought rubbing the spot where a small pinecone had hit him. He looked around. Gazzy was grinning and when he spotted Fang's gaze on him, he quickly looked away. Fang sighed and jumped down from the huge 树 he had perched on for the night. The rest of the flock was up and eating a loaf of French 面包 that they had stolen the 前一个 night. They were in France, and had been for a few weeks now. Actually, Fang was getting a little tired of France. It turns out France was kind of boring when 你 weren't running from erasers 或者 trying to stop mad scientists from taking over the world. Who knew? Fang went over to 加入 the group. They all looked well rested, with the exception of total who kept complaining about his sore back. 狗 didn't like sleeping in trees, apparently.
"I'm tired of France," 说 Angel. "And so is Fang."
"Yeah, me too," 说 Gazzy, and Iggy nodded.
"Okay," 说 Max. "Where should we go?"
"How bout Alaska?" asked Nudge, "Alaska sounds cool."
"Alright," Max answered. "We're off to Alaska."
Since they no longer had to carry Jacob & Phillip around, they flew to Alaska. Max used her supersonic flying powers, and they all made a bird kid chain and they flew really fast to Alaska. They landed in trees.
"Whoa," Fang said, "there's like, trees. EVERYWHERE!" And then a 熊 stepped out of the woods.
"Hey," he said, "I'm 费雷德 the bear. Wuddup??"
"Um," 说 Max. "What-"
"Hi!" 天使 interrupted Max. "I'm Angel."
"Nice to meet you." 说 Fred. "Here I'll take u sightseeing around Alaska. I'm an old timer here!"
Since Fang and the flock had never been to Alaska before, they decided that they needed a guide. 费雷德 the 熊 would make a perfect guide, they decided. In his words he was an old timer here.
"Okay," 说 Max. "You can be our guide."
"Yay," 说 费雷德 the bear, licking Max on the face with his giant Alaskan 熊 tongue. Eew! Thought Max, having 秒 thoughts about this whole bear-guide thing.
"Where do 你 wanna go first?" asked 费雷德 the guide bear.
"Uh.." Max had never been to Alaska, so she had no idea where she wanted to go. "I don't know, 你 pick."
"How bout Denali?" asked 天使 very innocently.
"Amazing," 说 费雷德 the 熊 guide, surprised. "That is just where I was gonna suggest we go." Yeah, amazing, thought Max. Nothing 更多 amazing than a six 年 old who could read minds. But whatever, 天使 was useful most times.
"Okay, " Max agreed. "Denali it is." So Fang & the gang & 费雷德 went to Denali.
"So," 说 Fred. "We can go hiking up into the mountains."
"Ok." 说 the flock. Then they went hiking off into the woods. 天使 and Gazzy and Nudge got bored, so they decided to go back to the visitor's center, and play hide in seek inside it. Then they rangers got mad at them and told them that they were disruptive and needed to go outside. So then Gazzy and 天使 and Nudge decided to make a rock mermaid in the middle of the sidewalk. Apparently the park rangers didn't like that either, so they decided to just sit and wait and play caveman games till Max and Fang and Iggy had come back.
Meanwhile, Max and Iggy and Fang and 费雷德 were walking around in the national park.
"Wow, this is so beautiful." 评论 Max.
"Yea," 说 Iggy.
"Shut up, 你 can even see!" 说 Max.
"Whatever, i can SENSE its beauty." Iggy 说 haughtily back at her. Then suddenly out of the blue, a beautiful person stepped in front of them. They were extremely sparkly and extremely beautiful. It was a girl. And then a male stepped out behind her.
"Hi," 说 the girl. "I'm Shannon. But 你 can call me Shanny." 说 the girl. Max and Fang looked at each other. Fang felt really suspicious; he remembered someone telling him about beautiful shiny people in Alaska. And then it hit him- these were vampires.
Oh, crap. Thought Fang. I know that Jacob 说 that the 吸血鬼 weren't enemies, but I am not sure if I believe him… Fang whispered to Max, "these are vampires, pass it on." And Max passed it on to Iggy. Apparently the 吸血鬼 noticed, because they started to look wary. Fang didn't know what to do. They could always do an up-up-and-away, but the little kids were still down at the rec. center. These shiny weird creatures could definitely outrun them, so there was no 问题 of that. Fang decided to just let the 吸血鬼 know that they knew their secret.
"Hello, " 说 Fang pleasantly. "You are vampires." Shanny looked at him with a "duh" expression.
"Uh, yeah," she 说 rolling her eyes. "Why else would I sparkle like this?"
"Uh," Fang didn't know what to say. "Maybe cos 你 are…I don't know…shiny?"
"Ha, yeah." Shanny looked quite bored now. "We are vampires. But don't worry. Look, see? My eyes are not red, they are gold, which means I don't eat humans."
"Yeah, I see," 说 Iggy. Max kicked him.
"What?" 说 Iggy.
Max ignored him
Shanny said, "So wahts up?" to Fang and Max and Iggy. Max replied, "Oh 你 know..Just chilling. Hanging out. In the woods. With Fred, our tour guide, the bear."
"Oh" 说 Shanny, "we promise we won't eat him."
"Ok thanks." 说 Max.
"Yea.. " 说 Fang. "So wanna hang out with us?? I guess we can like…go see Mount Everest 或者 something…"
"Um THAT would be DENALI." 说 Fred, in a "duh" voice.
"Whatever," Fang said. "They're both mountains. Right??"
费雷德 rolled his eyes. "Whatever, I'm cold let's keep on moving."
"Um," Max said, "You is furrier than all of us. 你 should not be cold."
And 费雷德 was like, "Yea?? Well Ihave THIN bones!"
And Fang was like, "What does THAT have to do with anything??" And then Shanny was like, "GUYS TONE IT DOWN." And then everyone was silent.
Then Shanny said, "How bout we go to France??" And Fang was like, "Um, been there, done that." Max nodded her head in agreement, and said, "France is so last year. This 年 is all about the Caribbean."
"But it hasn't even been 下一个 年 yet!" Shanny protested. Max eyeballed her.
"I know these things," she said. Shanny backed off. "Okay, off to the Caribbean! She said.
"So…how are we gonna get to the Caribbean?" asked Fang.
"Uh, we fly, of course." Iggy said.
"But what about the sparkly people?" Max asked.
"Um, hello, we can run." Shanny rolled her eyes.
"Oh yeah," Fang said. "Ok. So we fly and run to the Caribbean." It turns out that the Caribbean is pretty far away from Alaska, so it took the flock a little over 10 分钟 to land on a sandy 海滩 in the tropics.
Shanny and the other 吸血鬼 arrived a whole ten 秒 later, and they were all wet.
"Hey," Shanny 说 in an accusatory voice. " 你 didn't tell us that there was water on the way to the Caribbean!"
Iggy snickered. "We kinda thought 你 knew that," he said. Shanny huffed and crossed her arms.
"So, what do we do now?" asked Fang.
"Um, I don't know." Max looked around as if an idea would spring out of the water for her.
"Uh, Max?" Iggy asked. "We forgot the other kids." Max looked like, "oops" but then she quickly composed herself.
"Whatever" she said, "Angel can read minds I'm sure they'll get along fine. We'll come back sooner 或者 later!"
Fang looked at her quizzically. Max glared at him. "Okay, okay.." he said, even though he was pretty positive he had done nothing wrong. So Shanny and her 老友记 were totally sparkly.
"Wow it's so sunny!" 说 Shanny. "I feel so sparkly!"
"YOU ARE so sparkly!" 说 Fang.
"Ugh i hate being wet," 说 Shanny.
One of her 老友记 looked at her, and 说 "I'm sorry, I forgot the umbrella."
"Stupid!" 说 Shanny. Not even an umbrella could have kept us from getting wet....in the OCEAN."
"Oh." 说 her friend.
"So let's get looking!" 说 Iggy. "For treasure."
"No what??" 说 Shanny. "I thought we came here to look for Johnny Depp! Rumor is that he's a vampire!"
"WHAT?" screeched Max. "NO WE CAME HERE ON VACATION BECAUSE WE MISSED FRANCE!!!!"
"Ok chill out dude." 说 Fang.
"I AM NOT A DUDE FANG! UNLESS 你 ARE GAY" 说 Max.
"Ok.." 说 Fang backing away slowly from Max.
"I still vote we look for treasure," 说 Iggy.
"Yeah okay, fine." 说 Shanny. "Treasure is shiny...like me!!!" And so off they went to look for treasure.
After about a week of fruitless treasure searching they struck gold.
"Ooh!" 说 Max excitedly.
"What?" Fang asked, now getting pumped about treasure.
"I found a…" Max trailed off very suspenseful. "QUARTER‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼!"
"NO WAY!" Fang yelled. "Will 你 share it with me???‼!" Max deliberated for a second.
"Okay…" she 说 after a minute. "I guess I could share with you…considering I 爱情 你 and all…"
"Okay. Thanks." Fang was happy. Then he took out his handy dandy pocket 刀 and cut the quarter in half. He handed half to Max and held the other half up to his eye to inspect its very extreme shininess.
"I wonder what this will buy…" Fang wondered to himself. He thought that he could maybe buy an air nerd….
"Hey guys." Fang 说 having a sudden idea. "Let's go on a… SHOPPING SPREE!"
So they went to the mall. Fang and Max held hands while they walked up to the dolce and Gabanna store, because they were in love, and they were rich, and they wanted to impress the Caribbean people. They had left Iggy and Shanny and co behind because this was a Max/Fang shopping trip only. Anyways, they walked proudly into the D&G store, thinking that all the people staring at them because they were just jealous. Fang plopped his half quarter down on the counter, and so did Max.
Fang tried to look all surly and sexy as he said, "So..What can THIS buy?? Oh well, don't tell me, I'll just tell YOU."
The sales lady stepped back from him. Fang thought it was because that she was so stunned 由 his sexiness.
"Hit em, baby." he 说 to Max, and Max slapped the sales attendant obediently.
"NOT LIKE THAT" Fang hissed. "Hit them with your wish list."
"OHHH!" 说 Max. Then she went all coolly, "I'd like a purse, some lip liner, some red galoshes, a bag, a package of skittles, and oh yea- a frying pan."
The lady looked scared. "Um, she 说 timidly, we don't have those things... well not the frying pan-" Fang's death glare shut her up.
"HEY IVE GOT HALF A QUARTER HERE! GET WHAT WE WANT, PRONOTO!" The lady looked scared, and then she spoke in a low voice into her microphone thingy.
"Security?" she said. Max and Fang looked at each other.
"Up and away?" 说 Fang.
Max nodded. With one 迅速, 斯威夫特 movement both of them were airborne and were bursting through the skylights of the Caribbean Mall…
They soared through the warm Caribbean night.
"Well," 说 Max as they were flying back to Iggy and Shanny and the crew, wherever they were.
"I think we should refine our shopping techniques."
"Yeah," Fang agreed. "And also I don't think that we should ever go to that mall again for at least ten years."
"Good thinking," Max said. "Oh well. I guess we will have to find a new store that sells purses, lip liner, galoshes, bags, skittles, and frying pans. Oh, and also I would really like a unicorn costume to play leap frog in."
Fang whipped out his handy-dandy Caribbean shopping map that listed all the stores in the Caribbean islands.
"Hmm…" he said, contemplating the map. "This store sells skittles, but not galoshes."
"And this one sells unicorn outfits, but nothing else."
"Ooh, this one says it sells everything!"
"Well, that is where we are going now," Max decided, changing course towards the everything store.
When they got to the everything store, they went it. They were playing Take A Bow, 由 Rihanna, and since Fang had been though a giant 蕾哈娜 phase at one point in his life, he knew all the lyrics, and decided to sing along. People thought he was a hobo, and was 唱歌 for money, so they gave him. lots of shiny quarters. Fang got very excited, so he started adding visual aids. He tried to get Max to stand 下一个 to him, and be a naked chick with clothes on, and Max was like, "Okay," because she wanted money too. So they did this for about an hour, and when they were done, they had over one million dollars!! Max and Fang were so excited! They decided that they would go back to the Dolce&Gabanna store, and buy the entire store, and then laugh in the stupid sales lady's face. So they went back to the Caribbean Mall, and bought the store. Then they laughed in the stupid sales lady's face, who's name was Aubree. They laughed in Aubree's face, for a long time, until their sides hurt from laughing so much. Then they went and spent 更多 money on Max's unicorn suit, and frying pans, and skittles. Then they went back to Shanny and Iggy and everyone else. They found Shanny and Iggy making out on a sand dune.
"Whoa!" 说 Fang. "Go IGGY!!!"
Iggy turned all red. "shut up," he said. "I see 你 and Max making out all the time."
He turned away, then turned back really fast. "Whoa! I can see‼‼‼‼‼‼‼!" he jumped up and started running around yelling out what stuff looked like. "Ha! I can see!" Iggy was obviously very excited.
"Max is wearing a unicorn suit! And fang is holding giant bags of quarters! Woah, and Shanny is very sparkly!" then he started 表演 very weird indeed, and 唱歌 爱情 In This Club, 由 亚瑟小子 for some reason, and max and fang decided to leave him alone for a little while, at least until he stopped 唱歌 亚瑟小子 songs.
"Let's go fly around a bit," Fang suggested. Max nodded and off they flew. They had been flying for about a half 小时 when they saw something far off in the distance, but getting closer every second. It didn't look like a bird, it was too big and awkward looking. As they got closer the shape 分裂, 拆分 into two, then three, 更多 familiar shapes.
"Max," one of the shapes screamed. "Fang!" It was Angel, Gazzy, and Nudge flying toward them.
"Hey guess what?" Fang yelled back. "We're rich and Iggy can see‼‼"
"Wow, that's great." 说 Nudge, sarcastically. "But 你 know what? We don't care. Sorry Iggy. But we're very angry at 你 guys now. Because 你 LEFT US. So now we will leave you!" And off she and 天使 and Gazzy flew.
Fang looked at Max. Max looked at Iggy. Iggy looked at Shanny, and Shanny said, "Oh well, there were too many of us in the story anyways."
"No there weren't!" Max 说 angrily. "We need to find them! And share our wealth! And sight!"
"Um, no way am I sharing my sight," 说 Iggy. "It's mine! ALL MINE!" Iggy hugged himself protectively.
So then they flew. They found Nudge and Gazzy and 天使 in the movie theaters, watching Twilight. "WHOA! THAT'S MY FRIEND!" 说 Shanny, pointing to Edward on the screen. Then she ran into the movie theater, jumping up and down, yelling Edward, over and over again.
"EDWARD! EDWARD! I'M RIGHT HERE, LOOK YOUR OLD BUDDY! SHANNY!" Then Edward stopped acting, and looked annoyed at Shanny.
"SHH!" he said. "I'm trying to be in a movie!!"
"WHO IS SHE?" cried Bella.
"Just a friend!" Edward 说 defensively. Bella raised her uneven eyebrows.
"I SWEAR!" 说 Edward.
"WHATEVER!" 说 Bella. "I QUIT!" and then she walked out of the scene.
"CUT!!" they heard the directors yelling.
Shanny looked like "whoops" for a 分钟 but then she got over it and went to go talk to Edward. Iggy got all jealous looking and stood up straight and tried looking impressive, which was hard to do 下一个 to Edward. Edward looked very annoyed and kept on glancing in Bella's direction with a scary expression on his face.
"Grt," 说 Edward annoyed. "I am so fed up with bella! She is just a dumb human who probably only follows me everywhere cause if she didn't she would be dead tomorrow. Screw her. I will come hang out with 你 and your weird human friends."
"Uh," Max 说 irritated. "We are so NOT human! We are two percent bird! So HA!" Edward gave her a weird look but didn't say anything.
"So," 说 Iggy sliding very subtly to stand 下一个 to Shanny, shoving Edward to the side. "What do 你 want to do now?"
"Well," Fang 说 looking thoughtful. "I guess 天使 and Gazzy and Nudge aren't coming with us wherever we go, and we also picked up a new member of the group, so…uh…I don't know. 你 pick." He poked Edward in the arm and then screamed.
"Aaaarrrgghhh! I think 你 broke my finger‼‼‼‼" he glared at Edward which didn't have much of an effect, because Edward just glared back and he was so scary that Fang dived behind max and used her as a shield between him and the scary vampire man.
"Uh…" Max said, ignoring Fang who was quaking in his boots behind her. "Lets go."
They decided on Sea World. Why?? Cause they wanted to SEE the world! They were in the Caribbean now, but they wanted to go back to the US. SO they decided to go to California. It only took them, like ten 秒 because all of them were super fast and had awesome fast powers. So when they got to Sea World, Max decided that she and Fang would go see Shamoo, because they both liked Shamoo, plus, they were in 爱情 so it made sense for them to hang out together. Iggy and Shanny decided that they wanted to go see the seals, because Shanny loved how seals tasted. But she promised that she wouldn't eat any, because that would be not very nice to the zoo. Plus, it would blow her cover. Iggy was still kind of crabby that Edward was with them, but he eventually got over it, because Shanny started paying extra attention to him. Edward was like, the third wheel, and he was crabby because he was used to having Bella with him. But he decided that didn't matter, and that he was going to fly solo for a while. So while Iggy and Shanny went to the right, and Max and Fang went to the left, Edward decided to go straight. Straight ahead was the cotton 糖果 stand, and it smelled really good to him- almost as good as human blood! So he decided to eat some because it smelled really good. So he got out some half-quarteres, and plopped them down on the table, and then flashed the waitress a blinding smile.
"Cotton 糖果 for one, please." he said.
After he had gotten his cotton 糖果 he decided to go on the Mary Go Round. He had a lot of fun going around and around on circles, so he did that for an 小时 and one half. After he was on the merry-go-round for one and one half hour, he decided that it needed to be 更多 exciting. So he stood up on the horse and started dancing as it was going around. That made it much 更多 fun for him. also he was getting very tired of the tinkly Merry-Go Round music, so he sung Bleeding 爱情 as loud as he could for a while to drown it out. 由 now there was a huge crowd around the Merry Go Round watching him sing and dance on his horse. So he decided to kick it up a notch. He did a flying leap off of his horse and landed on the 下一个 one. That was fun so he leaped onto the 下一个 one. It crumbled into dust and he fell onto the floor. He was very embarrassed, so he leaped up and ran as fast as he could to go 加入 Max and Fang, cause the crowd was booing him and it was lowering his self esteem.
He got there in about negative 2.8 seconds, cause he was a fast, fast, shiny vampire. When he got to Fang and Max they were in the middle of watching Shamoo do lots of tricky diving things.
"Whoa…" 说 Edward, very impressed 由 Shamoo's swimming skills. "But I could do better," he muttered to himself.
"YOU WISH!" 说 Max.
"I KNOW!" 说 Edward, and with that he jumped into Shamoo's performing tank, and started doing all the fancy whaley moves with him.
"I SPEAK WHALE!!" Edward boomed, as he did a dive.
"COOL!" 说 Max. But then they all got tired of seeing the world, so they decided to leave. When they were walking out of the World, they had to 交叉, 十字架 a street. Edward decided to go first, because he had a lot of experience with cars, plus, he knew that he could block them. So he went first. But as soon as he stepped out onto the street, a strange man's voice came from the sky: "Cross 街, 街道 with caution- vehicles may not stop."
Edward looked around, confused. "God, is that you?" he said.
"Cross 街, 街道 with caution- vehicles may not stop." The strange man's voice 说 again.
"I think it is God," Fang agreed with Edward. "You better do what he says."
"Okay…" 说 Edward, uncertainly. Then he started calling: "CAUTION!! Oh, CAUTION, where are you?? I am a yummy sexy vampire…won't 你 walk across the 街, 街道 with me??"
No response. Edward was very disappointed, he though that anyone would want to 交叉, 十字架 the 街, 街道 with him. Well, he wasn't exactly wrong about that, because after he had started calling for Caution, about 20 young attractive females (and even a couple of young males) came flocking over, claiming that they were Caution.
"Well," 说 Edward, disappointedly. He had thought that Caution was, like one of god's angels, 或者 something.
"Maybe Caution is busy, 或者 something." Max said, helpfully.
"Yeah…" 说 Edward, sadly. "I guess one of these fake Cautions will have to do." He turned to the crowd of people. "You, please. 交叉, 十字架 the 街, 街道 with us."
The young girl was only so happy to do so.
They crossed the 街, 街道 happily, glad that they got to see the World, and happy that they had found a Caution to 交叉, 十字架 the 街, 街道 with them. They skipped over to Iggy and Shanny and then they all skipped down the middle of the road (they still had Caution, so they were safe) and off into the sunset.
Maximum Twilight: Part Two
By: Fast Farms
Fang woke up to a bright blue sky, and something hard hitting his head. Ow, he thought rubbing the spot where a small pinecone had hit him. He looked around. Gazzy was grinning and when he spotted Fang's gaze on him, he quickly looked away. Fang sighed and jumped down from the huge 树 he had perched on for the night. The rest of the flock was up and eating a loaf of French 面包 that they had stolen the 前一个 night. They were in France, and had been for a few weeks now. Actually, Fang was getting a little tired of France. It turns out France was kind of boring when 你 weren't running from erasers 或者 trying to stop mad scientists from taking over the world. Who knew? Fang went over to 加入 the group. They all looked well rested, with the exception of total who kept complaining about his sore back. 狗 didn't like sleeping in trees, apparently.
"I'm tired of France," 说 Angel. "And so is Fang."
"Yeah, me too," 说 Gazzy, and Iggy nodded.
"Okay," 说 Max. "Where should we go?"
"How bout Alaska?" asked Nudge, "Alaska sounds cool."
"Alright," Max answered. "We're off to Alaska."
Since they no longer had to carry Jacob & Phillip around, they flew to Alaska. Max used her supersonic flying powers, and they all made a bird kid chain and they flew really fast to Alaska. They landed in trees.
"Whoa," Fang said, "there's like, trees. EVERYWHERE!" And then a 熊 stepped out of the woods.
"Hey," he said, "I'm 费雷德 the bear. Wuddup??"
"Um," 说 Max. "What-"
"Hi!" 天使 interrupted Max. "I'm Angel."
"Nice to meet you." 说 Fred. "Here I'll take u sightseeing around Alaska. I'm an old timer here!"
Since Fang and the flock had never been to Alaska before, they decided that they needed a guide. 费雷德 the 熊 would make a perfect guide, they decided. In his words he was an old timer here.
"Okay," 说 Max. "You can be our guide."
"Yay," 说 费雷德 the bear, licking Max on the face with his giant Alaskan 熊 tongue. Eew! Thought Max, having 秒 thoughts about this whole bear-guide thing.
"Where do 你 wanna go first?" asked 费雷德 the guide bear.
"Uh.." Max had never been to Alaska, so she had no idea where she wanted to go. "I don't know, 你 pick."
"How bout Denali?" asked 天使 very innocently.
"Amazing," 说 费雷德 the 熊 guide, surprised. "That is just where I was gonna suggest we go." Yeah, amazing, thought Max. Nothing 更多 amazing than a six 年 old who could read minds. But whatever, 天使 was useful most times.
"Okay, " Max agreed. "Denali it is." So Fang & the gang & 费雷德 went to Denali.
"So," 说 Fred. "We can go hiking up into the mountains."
"Ok." 说 the flock. Then they went hiking off into the woods. 天使 and Gazzy and Nudge got bored, so they decided to go back to the visitor's center, and play hide in seek inside it. Then they rangers got mad at them and told them that they were disruptive and needed to go outside. So then Gazzy and 天使 and Nudge decided to make a rock mermaid in the middle of the sidewalk. Apparently the park rangers didn't like that either, so they decided to just sit and wait and play caveman games till Max and Fang and Iggy had come back.
Meanwhile, Max and Iggy and Fang and 费雷德 were walking around in the national park.
"Wow, this is so beautiful." 评论 Max.
"Yea," 说 Iggy.
"Shut up, 你 can even see!" 说 Max.
"Whatever, i can SENSE its beauty." Iggy 说 haughtily back at her. Then suddenly out of the blue, a beautiful person stepped in front of them. They were extremely sparkly and extremely beautiful. It was a girl. And then a male stepped out behind her.
"Hi," 说 the girl. "I'm Shannon. But 你 can call me Shanny." 说 the girl. Max and Fang looked at each other. Fang felt really suspicious; he remembered someone telling him about beautiful shiny people in Alaska. And then it hit him- these were vampires.
Oh, crap. Thought Fang. I know that Jacob 说 that the 吸血鬼 weren't enemies, but I am not sure if I believe him… Fang whispered to Max, "these are vampires, pass it on." And Max passed it on to Iggy. Apparently the 吸血鬼 noticed, because they started to look wary. Fang didn't know what to do. They could always do an up-up-and-away, but the little kids were still down at the rec. center. These shiny weird creatures could definitely outrun them, so there was no 问题 of that. Fang decided to just let the 吸血鬼 know that they knew their secret.
"Hello, " 说 Fang pleasantly. "You are vampires." Shanny looked at him with a "duh" expression.
"Uh, yeah," she 说 rolling her eyes. "Why else would I sparkle like this?"
"Uh," Fang didn't know what to say. "Maybe cos 你 are…I don't know…shiny?"
"Ha, yeah." Shanny looked quite bored now. "We are vampires. But don't worry. Look, see? My eyes are not red, they are gold, which means I don't eat humans."
"Yeah, I see," 说 Iggy. Max kicked him.
"What?" 说 Iggy.
Max ignored him
Shanny said, "So wahts up?" to Fang and Max and Iggy. Max replied, "Oh 你 know..Just chilling. Hanging out. In the woods. With Fred, our tour guide, the bear."
"Oh" 说 Shanny, "we promise we won't eat him."
"Ok thanks." 说 Max.
"Yea.. " 说 Fang. "So wanna hang out with us?? I guess we can like…go see Mount Everest 或者 something…"
"Um THAT would be DENALI." 说 Fred, in a "duh" voice.
"Whatever," Fang said. "They're both mountains. Right??"
费雷德 rolled his eyes. "Whatever, I'm cold let's keep on moving."
"Um," Max said, "You is furrier than all of us. 你 should not be cold."
And 费雷德 was like, "Yea?? Well Ihave THIN bones!"
And Fang was like, "What does THAT have to do with anything??" And then Shanny was like, "GUYS TONE IT DOWN." And then everyone was silent.
Then Shanny said, "How bout we go to France??" And Fang was like, "Um, been there, done that." Max nodded her head in agreement, and said, "France is so last year. This 年 is all about the Caribbean."
"But it hasn't even been 下一个 年 yet!" Shanny protested. Max eyeballed her.
"I know these things," she said. Shanny backed off. "Okay, off to the Caribbean! She said.
"So…how are we gonna get to the Caribbean?" asked Fang.
"Uh, we fly, of course." Iggy said.
"But what about the sparkly people?" Max asked.
"Um, hello, we can run." Shanny rolled her eyes.
"Oh yeah," Fang said. "Ok. So we fly and run to the Caribbean." It turns out that the Caribbean is pretty far away from Alaska, so it took the flock a little over 10 分钟 to land on a sandy 海滩 in the tropics.
Shanny and the other 吸血鬼 arrived a whole ten 秒 later, and they were all wet.
"Hey," Shanny 说 in an accusatory voice. " 你 didn't tell us that there was water on the way to the Caribbean!"
Iggy snickered. "We kinda thought 你 knew that," he said. Shanny huffed and crossed her arms.
"So, what do we do now?" asked Fang.
"Um, I don't know." Max looked around as if an idea would spring out of the water for her.
"Uh, Max?" Iggy asked. "We forgot the other kids." Max looked like, "oops" but then she quickly composed herself.
"Whatever" she said, "Angel can read minds I'm sure they'll get along fine. We'll come back sooner 或者 later!"
Fang looked at her quizzically. Max glared at him. "Okay, okay.." he said, even though he was pretty positive he had done nothing wrong. So Shanny and her 老友记 were totally sparkly.
"Wow it's so sunny!" 说 Shanny. "I feel so sparkly!"
"YOU ARE so sparkly!" 说 Fang.
"Ugh i hate being wet," 说 Shanny.
One of her 老友记 looked at her, and 说 "I'm sorry, I forgot the umbrella."
"Stupid!" 说 Shanny. Not even an umbrella could have kept us from getting wet....in the OCEAN."
"Oh." 说 her friend.
"So let's get looking!" 说 Iggy. "For treasure."
"No what??" 说 Shanny. "I thought we came here to look for Johnny Depp! Rumor is that he's a vampire!"
"WHAT?" screeched Max. "NO WE CAME HERE ON VACATION BECAUSE WE MISSED FRANCE!!!!"
"Ok chill out dude." 说 Fang.
"I AM NOT A DUDE FANG! UNLESS 你 ARE GAY" 说 Max.
"Ok.." 说 Fang backing away slowly from Max.
"I still vote we look for treasure," 说 Iggy.
"Yeah okay, fine." 说 Shanny. "Treasure is shiny...like me!!!" And so off they went to look for treasure.
After about a week of fruitless treasure searching they struck gold.
"Ooh!" 说 Max excitedly.
"What?" Fang asked, now getting pumped about treasure.
"I found a…" Max trailed off very suspenseful. "QUARTER‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼!"
"NO WAY!" Fang yelled. "Will 你 share it with me???‼!" Max deliberated for a second.
"Okay…" she 说 after a minute. "I guess I could share with you…considering I 爱情 你 and all…"
"Okay. Thanks." Fang was happy. Then he took out his handy dandy pocket 刀 and cut the quarter in half. He handed half to Max and held the other half up to his eye to inspect its very extreme shininess.
"I wonder what this will buy…" Fang wondered to himself. He thought that he could maybe buy an air nerd….
"Hey guys." Fang 说 having a sudden idea. "Let's go on a… SHOPPING SPREE!"
So they went to the mall. Fang and Max held hands while they walked up to the dolce and Gabanna store, because they were in love, and they were rich, and they wanted to impress the Caribbean people. They had left Iggy and Shanny and co behind because this was a Max/Fang shopping trip only. Anyways, they walked proudly into the D&G store, thinking that all the people staring at them because they were just jealous. Fang plopped his half quarter down on the counter, and so did Max.
Fang tried to look all surly and sexy as he said, "So..What can THIS buy?? Oh well, don't tell me, I'll just tell YOU."
The sales lady stepped back from him. Fang thought it was because that she was so stunned 由 his sexiness.
"Hit em, baby." he 说 to Max, and Max slapped the sales attendant obediently.
"NOT LIKE THAT" Fang hissed. "Hit them with your wish list."
"OHHH!" 说 Max. Then she went all coolly, "I'd like a purse, some lip liner, some red galoshes, a bag, a package of skittles, and oh yea- a frying pan."
The lady looked scared. "Um, she 说 timidly, we don't have those things... well not the frying pan-" Fang's death glare shut her up.
"HEY IVE GOT HALF A QUARTER HERE! GET WHAT WE WANT, PRONOTO!" The lady looked scared, and then she spoke in a low voice into her microphone thingy.
"Security?" she said. Max and Fang looked at each other.
"Up and away?" 说 Fang.
Max nodded. With one 迅速, 斯威夫特 movement both of them were airborne and were bursting through the skylights of the Caribbean Mall…
They soared through the warm Caribbean night.
"Well," 说 Max as they were flying back to Iggy and Shanny and the crew, wherever they were.
"I think we should refine our shopping techniques."
"Yeah," Fang agreed. "And also I don't think that we should ever go to that mall again for at least ten years."
"Good thinking," Max said. "Oh well. I guess we will have to find a new store that sells purses, lip liner, galoshes, bags, skittles, and frying pans. Oh, and also I would really like a unicorn costume to play leap frog in."
Fang whipped out his handy-dandy Caribbean shopping map that listed all the stores in the Caribbean islands.
"Hmm…" he said, contemplating the map. "This store sells skittles, but not galoshes."
"And this one sells unicorn outfits, but nothing else."
"Ooh, this one says it sells everything!"
"Well, that is where we are going now," Max decided, changing course towards the everything store.
When they got to the everything store, they went it. They were playing Take A Bow, 由 Rihanna, and since Fang had been though a giant 蕾哈娜 phase at one point in his life, he knew all the lyrics, and decided to sing along. People thought he was a hobo, and was 唱歌 for money, so they gave him. lots of shiny quarters. Fang got very excited, so he started adding visual aids. He tried to get Max to stand 下一个 to him, and be a naked chick with clothes on, and Max was like, "Okay," because she wanted money too. So they did this for about an hour, and when they were done, they had over one million dollars!! Max and Fang were so excited! They decided that they would go back to the Dolce&Gabanna store, and buy the entire store, and then laugh in the stupid sales lady's face. So they went back to the Caribbean Mall, and bought the store. Then they laughed in the stupid sales lady's face, who's name was Aubree. They laughed in Aubree's face, for a long time, until their sides hurt from laughing so much. Then they went and spent 更多 money on Max's unicorn suit, and frying pans, and skittles. Then they went back to Shanny and Iggy and everyone else. They found Shanny and Iggy making out on a sand dune.
"Whoa!" 说 Fang. "Go IGGY!!!"
Iggy turned all red. "shut up," he said. "I see 你 and Max making out all the time."
He turned away, then turned back really fast. "Whoa! I can see‼‼‼‼‼‼‼!" he jumped up and started running around yelling out what stuff looked like. "Ha! I can see!" Iggy was obviously very excited.
"Max is wearing a unicorn suit! And fang is holding giant bags of quarters! Woah, and Shanny is very sparkly!" then he started 表演 very weird indeed, and 唱歌 爱情 In This Club, 由 亚瑟小子 for some reason, and max and fang decided to leave him alone for a little while, at least until he stopped 唱歌 亚瑟小子 songs.
"Let's go fly around a bit," Fang suggested. Max nodded and off they flew. They had been flying for about a half 小时 when they saw something far off in the distance, but getting closer every second. It didn't look like a bird, it was too big and awkward looking. As they got closer the shape 分裂, 拆分 into two, then three, 更多 familiar shapes.
"Max," one of the shapes screamed. "Fang!" It was Angel, Gazzy, and Nudge flying toward them.
"Hey guess what?" Fang yelled back. "We're rich and Iggy can see‼‼"
"Wow, that's great." 说 Nudge, sarcastically. "But 你 know what? We don't care. Sorry Iggy. But we're very angry at 你 guys now. Because 你 LEFT US. So now we will leave you!" And off she and 天使 and Gazzy flew.
Fang looked at Max. Max looked at Iggy. Iggy looked at Shanny, and Shanny said, "Oh well, there were too many of us in the story anyways."
"No there weren't!" Max 说 angrily. "We need to find them! And share our wealth! And sight!"
"Um, no way am I sharing my sight," 说 Iggy. "It's mine! ALL MINE!" Iggy hugged himself protectively.
So then they flew. They found Nudge and Gazzy and 天使 in the movie theaters, watching Twilight. "WHOA! THAT'S MY FRIEND!" 说 Shanny, pointing to Edward on the screen. Then she ran into the movie theater, jumping up and down, yelling Edward, over and over again.
"EDWARD! EDWARD! I'M RIGHT HERE, LOOK YOUR OLD BUDDY! SHANNY!" Then Edward stopped acting, and looked annoyed at Shanny.
"SHH!" he said. "I'm trying to be in a movie!!"
"WHO IS SHE?" cried Bella.
"Just a friend!" Edward 说 defensively. Bella raised her uneven eyebrows.
"I SWEAR!" 说 Edward.
"WHATEVER!" 说 Bella. "I QUIT!" and then she walked out of the scene.
"CUT!!" they heard the directors yelling.
Shanny looked like "whoops" for a 分钟 but then she got over it and went to go talk to Edward. Iggy got all jealous looking and stood up straight and tried looking impressive, which was hard to do 下一个 to Edward. Edward looked very annoyed and kept on glancing in Bella's direction with a scary expression on his face.
"Grt," 说 Edward annoyed. "I am so fed up with bella! She is just a dumb human who probably only follows me everywhere cause if she didn't she would be dead tomorrow. Screw her. I will come hang out with 你 and your weird human friends."
"Uh," Max 说 irritated. "We are so NOT human! We are two percent bird! So HA!" Edward gave her a weird look but didn't say anything.
"So," 说 Iggy sliding very subtly to stand 下一个 to Shanny, shoving Edward to the side. "What do 你 want to do now?"
"Well," Fang 说 looking thoughtful. "I guess 天使 and Gazzy and Nudge aren't coming with us wherever we go, and we also picked up a new member of the group, so…uh…I don't know. 你 pick." He poked Edward in the arm and then screamed.
"Aaaarrrgghhh! I think 你 broke my finger‼‼‼‼" he glared at Edward which didn't have much of an effect, because Edward just glared back and he was so scary that Fang dived behind max and used her as a shield between him and the scary vampire man.
"Uh…" Max said, ignoring Fang who was quaking in his boots behind her. "Lets go."
They decided on Sea World. Why?? Cause they wanted to SEE the world! They were in the Caribbean now, but they wanted to go back to the US. SO they decided to go to California. It only took them, like ten 秒 because all of them were super fast and had awesome fast powers. So when they got to Sea World, Max decided that she and Fang would go see Shamoo, because they both liked Shamoo, plus, they were in 爱情 so it made sense for them to hang out together. Iggy and Shanny decided that they wanted to go see the seals, because Shanny loved how seals tasted. But she promised that she wouldn't eat any, because that would be not very nice to the zoo. Plus, it would blow her cover. Iggy was still kind of crabby that Edward was with them, but he eventually got over it, because Shanny started paying extra attention to him. Edward was like, the third wheel, and he was crabby because he was used to having Bella with him. But he decided that didn't matter, and that he was going to fly solo for a while. So while Iggy and Shanny went to the right, and Max and Fang went to the left, Edward decided to go straight. Straight ahead was the cotton 糖果 stand, and it smelled really good to him- almost as good as human blood! So he decided to eat some because it smelled really good. So he got out some half-quarteres, and plopped them down on the table, and then flashed the waitress a blinding smile.
"Cotton 糖果 for one, please." he said.
After he had gotten his cotton 糖果 he decided to go on the Mary Go Round. He had a lot of fun going around and around on circles, so he did that for an 小时 and one half. After he was on the merry-go-round for one and one half hour, he decided that it needed to be 更多 exciting. So he stood up on the horse and started dancing as it was going around. That made it much 更多 fun for him. also he was getting very tired of the tinkly Merry-Go Round music, so he sung Bleeding 爱情 as loud as he could for a while to drown it out. 由 now there was a huge crowd around the Merry Go Round watching him sing and dance on his horse. So he decided to kick it up a notch. He did a flying leap off of his horse and landed on the 下一个 one. That was fun so he leaped onto the 下一个 one. It crumbled into dust and he fell onto the floor. He was very embarrassed, so he leaped up and ran as fast as he could to go 加入 Max and Fang, cause the crowd was booing him and it was lowering his self esteem.
He got there in about negative 2.8 seconds, cause he was a fast, fast, shiny vampire. When he got to Fang and Max they were in the middle of watching Shamoo do lots of tricky diving things.
"Whoa…" 说 Edward, very impressed 由 Shamoo's swimming skills. "But I could do better," he muttered to himself.
"YOU WISH!" 说 Max.
"I KNOW!" 说 Edward, and with that he jumped into Shamoo's performing tank, and started doing all the fancy whaley moves with him.
"I SPEAK WHALE!!" Edward boomed, as he did a dive.
"COOL!" 说 Max. But then they all got tired of seeing the world, so they decided to leave. When they were walking out of the World, they had to 交叉, 十字架 a street. Edward decided to go first, because he had a lot of experience with cars, plus, he knew that he could block them. So he went first. But as soon as he stepped out onto the street, a strange man's voice came from the sky: "Cross 街, 街道 with caution- vehicles may not stop."
Edward looked around, confused. "God, is that you?" he said.
"Cross 街, 街道 with caution- vehicles may not stop." The strange man's voice 说 again.
"I think it is God," Fang agreed with Edward. "You better do what he says."
"Okay…" 说 Edward, uncertainly. Then he started calling: "CAUTION!! Oh, CAUTION, where are you?? I am a yummy sexy vampire…won't 你 walk across the 街, 街道 with me??"
No response. Edward was very disappointed, he though that anyone would want to 交叉, 十字架 the 街, 街道 with him. Well, he wasn't exactly wrong about that, because after he had started calling for Caution, about 20 young attractive females (and even a couple of young males) came flocking over, claiming that they were Caution.
"Well," 说 Edward, disappointedly. He had thought that Caution was, like one of god's angels, 或者 something.
"Maybe Caution is busy, 或者 something." Max said, helpfully.
"Yeah…" 说 Edward, sadly. "I guess one of these fake Cautions will have to do." He turned to the crowd of people. "You, please. 交叉, 十字架 the 街, 街道 with us."
The young girl was only so happy to do so.
They crossed the 街, 街道 happily, glad that they got to see the World, and happy that they had found a Caution to 交叉, 十字架 the 街, 街道 with them. They skipped over to Iggy and Shanny and then they all skipped down the middle of the road (they still had Caution, so they were safe) and off into the sunset.
