The 下一个 morning I woke up early for school. Really, why must I wake up early when I have to wake up early in the first place? Today I have to do something about Edward, I have decided. I probably will not go to school. I need help from Alice because I do not know what to do.
Ring. Ring. Ring.
It's my phone ringing and I see the name Alice flashing on the screen. It's as if she read my mind.
"Alice, I need help," I said.
"Help?" she sounded startled.
"What do I do about Edward," I moaned into the phone.
"Oh, thank goodness I thought something happened that I missed. I do not know what to do about Edward. Have 你 tried calling?" Alice said.
"If I call him will it do anything? Will he even answer the phone?"
"No," Alice 说 flatly.
"Well, Alice, what will work?"
Silence. All I hear is silence. This is bad. She didn't hang up. This is really bad. Alice not saying anything is enough for me to know that I won't like the only way to get Edward to come home. My mind is running wild when Alice finally says something.
"I do not think 你 will like this," Alice said. Thanks, Alice, for telling me something that I already figured out.
"Okay..." I said.
更多 silence. Oh, gosh. What's going on? Normally Alice can't stop talking. Is she struggling for words? That is so not Alice!
"Well... Bella I do not want to break the news to you!" Alice 说 obviously frustrated.
"Well then who will?" I 说 equally frustrated.
"Have 你 spoken to Jacob on the phone lately?"
"Why should I call him?"
"No. Because he won't answer," Alice said.
I could swear that my 心 just stopped. Tears started forming in my eyes. Edward got to him. I just started bawling. I was sobbing and I couldn't hear what Alice was saying so I tried to control myself. I eventually did control my tears and I could hear Alice getting annoyed on the other end. Why is she so heartless? She is my best friend and she doesn't care that the 爱情 of my life is dead because her own brother killed him?
"I honestly do not know why 你 are crying Bella, 你 do not even know what's going on," Alice said.
"He's dead because your brother killed him," I said, still trying to control my tears.
"Bella, Bella, that;s not it," he voice no longer had a trace of annoyance and now it was very soothing. "Jacob is alive, Edward did not go after him. Ever,"
"Oh," I said, realizing I just made a fool of myself.
"I'm sorry Bella. I should have realized that what I 说 would lead 你 to believe that... What 你 thought happened really happened. But it didn't. Jacob is alive and healthy I can promise 你 that,"
"Then why won't he answer the phone?" I asked.
A moment of silence. All this silence will probably lead me to paranoia. Well it kind of already has.
"He is going after Edward," Alice finally said.
"What? My Jacob is going after Edward? Why?"
I can not believe Jacob would do this. It's just not like him.
"He thought Edward was going to try to steal 你 from him," Alice said.
"Doesn't he know I would never leave him for anyone?" I said, astonished 由 the reason that Jacob would do this.
"Apparently, no," Alice said.
"Did he get to him yet?" I said.
"No, and we need to get moving now if we can stop it from happening all together. They won't fight if 你 are there," Alice said.
"What will happen if I don't get there on time?" I 说 panic-stricken.
"Bella, we will get there on time. Get ready now because I am on the way to your house. We have to drive to Tanya's house,"
"Isn't that far?" I 说 sobbing again.
"Bella, I drive fast. We will make it," Alice 说 with determination.
I never saw the 日 when I would bet against Alice. But today is that day. I have a feeling Alice is hiding something from me, to give me hope.
"I'm here," Alice said. She hung up. I ran down the stairs and out the door into Alice's car.
"Bella don't cry," Alice 说 as we sped away. "I can see the future Bella. They will both walk away unharmed. That I promise you," Alice 说 while driving.
It says she's driving 120 mph. I'm too sad to be scared. Alice and I do not talk for the rest of the ride. I'm so afraid for Jacob. He should leave Edward alone. I can't stop crying and I haven't been keeping track of time. I know we have been driving a long time though.
"Five 更多 minutes," I hear Alice whisper just loud enough for me to hear.
Ring. Ring. Ring.
It's my phone ringing and I see the name Alice flashing on the screen. It's as if she read my mind.
"Alice, I need help," I said.
"Help?" she sounded startled.
"What do I do about Edward," I moaned into the phone.
"Oh, thank goodness I thought something happened that I missed. I do not know what to do about Edward. Have 你 tried calling?" Alice said.
"If I call him will it do anything? Will he even answer the phone?"
"No," Alice 说 flatly.
"Well, Alice, what will work?"
Silence. All I hear is silence. This is bad. She didn't hang up. This is really bad. Alice not saying anything is enough for me to know that I won't like the only way to get Edward to come home. My mind is running wild when Alice finally says something.
"I do not think 你 will like this," Alice said. Thanks, Alice, for telling me something that I already figured out.
"Okay..." I said.
更多 silence. Oh, gosh. What's going on? Normally Alice can't stop talking. Is she struggling for words? That is so not Alice!
"Well... Bella I do not want to break the news to you!" Alice 说 obviously frustrated.
"Well then who will?" I 说 equally frustrated.
"Have 你 spoken to Jacob on the phone lately?"
"Why should I call him?"
"No. Because he won't answer," Alice said.
I could swear that my 心 just stopped. Tears started forming in my eyes. Edward got to him. I just started bawling. I was sobbing and I couldn't hear what Alice was saying so I tried to control myself. I eventually did control my tears and I could hear Alice getting annoyed on the other end. Why is she so heartless? She is my best friend and she doesn't care that the 爱情 of my life is dead because her own brother killed him?
"I honestly do not know why 你 are crying Bella, 你 do not even know what's going on," Alice said.
"He's dead because your brother killed him," I said, still trying to control my tears.
"Bella, Bella, that;s not it," he voice no longer had a trace of annoyance and now it was very soothing. "Jacob is alive, Edward did not go after him. Ever,"
"Oh," I said, realizing I just made a fool of myself.
"I'm sorry Bella. I should have realized that what I 说 would lead 你 to believe that... What 你 thought happened really happened. But it didn't. Jacob is alive and healthy I can promise 你 that,"
"Then why won't he answer the phone?" I asked.
A moment of silence. All this silence will probably lead me to paranoia. Well it kind of already has.
"He is going after Edward," Alice finally said.
"What? My Jacob is going after Edward? Why?"
I can not believe Jacob would do this. It's just not like him.
"He thought Edward was going to try to steal 你 from him," Alice said.
"Doesn't he know I would never leave him for anyone?" I said, astonished 由 the reason that Jacob would do this.
"Apparently, no," Alice said.
"Did he get to him yet?" I said.
"No, and we need to get moving now if we can stop it from happening all together. They won't fight if 你 are there," Alice said.
"What will happen if I don't get there on time?" I 说 panic-stricken.
"Bella, we will get there on time. Get ready now because I am on the way to your house. We have to drive to Tanya's house,"
"Isn't that far?" I 说 sobbing again.
"Bella, I drive fast. We will make it," Alice 说 with determination.
I never saw the 日 when I would bet against Alice. But today is that day. I have a feeling Alice is hiding something from me, to give me hope.
"I'm here," Alice said. She hung up. I ran down the stairs and out the door into Alice's car.
"Bella don't cry," Alice 说 as we sped away. "I can see the future Bella. They will both walk away unharmed. That I promise you," Alice 说 while driving.
It says she's driving 120 mph. I'm too sad to be scared. Alice and I do not talk for the rest of the ride. I'm so afraid for Jacob. He should leave Edward alone. I can't stop crying and I haven't been keeping track of time. I know we have been driving a long time though.
"Five 更多 minutes," I hear Alice whisper just loud enough for me to hear.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” 由 the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains 或者 argues, reply with “What are 你 gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room 或者 says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” 由 Madonna.
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9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains 或者 argues, reply with “What are 你 gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room 或者 says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” 由 Madonna.
Source: link
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