Thirsty
Me :: Hi!! What's up?
Gianna :: Who are 你 talking to?...?
Me :: My readers...
Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!
Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are 你 so mean?
Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.
Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.
Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.
Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.
Jane :: WHAT?? 你 keep me here and 你 won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad 你 are. Just come!!!!!
Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... 你 want something to eat?
Volturi :: *nods*
Me :: Fine. Hold on.
From :: TheVolturiGirl
To :: All contacts
Subjects :: Emos! Over here.
Wassup my awesome 情绪硬核 buddies. If your 情绪硬核 come here. Easy way to kill yourself. (not really) Just come and you'll meet some of my awesome vamp friends. :D Be here in an 小时 或者 else! They're going to eat me alive!! AHH!! Thank 你 my emos.
SEND
Heidi :: What did 你 just do?
Me :: Getting some food.
Caius :: 你 mean people right?
Me :: Yup.
Jane :: Yay! Thank you! And they better have good blood!
Me :: How would I know? I don't drink blood.
Alec :: If 你 become a vampire 你 will.
Me :: Your turning me into a vampire?? Yay!
Alec :: I never 说 that!
Me :: But 你 implied it...
Heidi :: Do 你 know what implied means?
Me :: No... but I heard it on tv and it makes me sound cool.
Heidi :: Not anymore. 你 just told everybody 你 didn't know what it means.
Me :: Shut up. Maybe they skipped your talking part.
Heidi :: I bet 你 $100 they didn't.
Me :: I bet 你 $5 005 969 785 986 948 586 784 947 684 085.
Heidi :: Good luck finding that.
Me :: .... I hate you.
Jane :: SHUT UP ALREADY! When are the people coming?
Me :: In an hour.
Jane :: It's your story right?
Me :: I think so. I did mention it a bazillon times.
Jane :: Well skip it to the 下一个 小时 then!
Me :: Okay okay. Anything to get 你 to stop complaining.
Bella :: WAIT!
Me :: *turns head towards her*
Bella :: Did 你 invite any mountain lions?
Me :: Sorry... I don't know their 电子邮箱 adresses. Do 你 want an emo?
Bella :: *shakes head*
Gianna :: Oh and can I have some steaks? Medium rare, cooked properly, barbecue sauce on one side and not the other, and a can of Fanta?
Me :: .... Here's a sandwich. *makes it appear magically in the air* Knock yourself out... literally.
*An 小时 later*
Me :: Time travel is so cool!!
*ding-dong*
Me :: My emos are here!
Jane :: And also my food.
Me :: 嘿 guys. What's up? 爱情 your new scars! Do I know you?
情绪硬核 Kid :: Oh that's my new 情绪硬核 friend.
情绪硬核 Friend :: Hi! I just started being 情绪硬核 yesterday!
情绪硬核 Kid :: *whispers* Be depressed.
情绪硬核 Friend :: Okee dokkey! *trying but failing to be depressed* I'm emo...
Me :: Your gonna get eaten...
情绪硬核 Friend :: Oh my gosh really?? Well bye! *runs out the door*
Me :: Any one else want to leave? Good. Follow me. *leads all to the Volturi cage*
Jane :: I want that one! *points at 情绪硬核 Kid* He smells good.
Me :: How about I push 你 all in and close the door?
*silence*
Me :: Okay. Everyone okay with that?
*silence*
Me :: *opens door and pushes in and runs* I don't want to hear it! *puts hands over ears* LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR EMOS GETTING EATEN! LALALALALALALA. THEY BETTER NOT MAKE A MESS IN THE MY CAGE!! LALALALALALA
Mom :: Stephanie... SHUT UP ALREADY!!
Me :: LALALALALA. ITS GIANNA!!
O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O
I didn't add anyone because I didn't want 你 guys to die. I'm a 《勇敢传说》 girl.
SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY EMOS. ];
Me :: Hi!! What's up?
Gianna :: Who are 你 talking to?...?
Me :: My readers...
Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!
Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are 你 so mean?
Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.
Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.
Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.
Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.
Jane :: WHAT?? 你 keep me here and 你 won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad 你 are. Just come!!!!!
Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... 你 want something to eat?
Volturi :: *nods*
Me :: Fine. Hold on.
From :: TheVolturiGirl
To :: All contacts
Subjects :: Emos! Over here.
Wassup my awesome 情绪硬核 buddies. If your 情绪硬核 come here. Easy way to kill yourself. (not really) Just come and you'll meet some of my awesome vamp friends. :D Be here in an 小时 或者 else! They're going to eat me alive!! AHH!! Thank 你 my emos.
SEND
Heidi :: What did 你 just do?
Me :: Getting some food.
Caius :: 你 mean people right?
Me :: Yup.
Jane :: Yay! Thank you! And they better have good blood!
Me :: How would I know? I don't drink blood.
Alec :: If 你 become a vampire 你 will.
Me :: Your turning me into a vampire?? Yay!
Alec :: I never 说 that!
Me :: But 你 implied it...
Heidi :: Do 你 know what implied means?
Me :: No... but I heard it on tv and it makes me sound cool.
Heidi :: Not anymore. 你 just told everybody 你 didn't know what it means.
Me :: Shut up. Maybe they skipped your talking part.
Heidi :: I bet 你 $100 they didn't.
Me :: I bet 你 $5 005 969 785 986 948 586 784 947 684 085.
Heidi :: Good luck finding that.
Me :: .... I hate you.
Jane :: SHUT UP ALREADY! When are the people coming?
Me :: In an hour.
Jane :: It's your story right?
Me :: I think so. I did mention it a bazillon times.
Jane :: Well skip it to the 下一个 小时 then!
Me :: Okay okay. Anything to get 你 to stop complaining.
Bella :: WAIT!
Me :: *turns head towards her*
Bella :: Did 你 invite any mountain lions?
Me :: Sorry... I don't know their 电子邮箱 adresses. Do 你 want an emo?
Bella :: *shakes head*
Gianna :: Oh and can I have some steaks? Medium rare, cooked properly, barbecue sauce on one side and not the other, and a can of Fanta?
Me :: .... Here's a sandwich. *makes it appear magically in the air* Knock yourself out... literally.
*An 小时 later*
Me :: Time travel is so cool!!
*ding-dong*
Me :: My emos are here!
Jane :: And also my food.
Me :: 嘿 guys. What's up? 爱情 your new scars! Do I know you?
情绪硬核 Kid :: Oh that's my new 情绪硬核 friend.
情绪硬核 Friend :: Hi! I just started being 情绪硬核 yesterday!
情绪硬核 Kid :: *whispers* Be depressed.
情绪硬核 Friend :: Okee dokkey! *trying but failing to be depressed* I'm emo...
Me :: Your gonna get eaten...
情绪硬核 Friend :: Oh my gosh really?? Well bye! *runs out the door*
Me :: Any one else want to leave? Good. Follow me. *leads all to the Volturi cage*
Jane :: I want that one! *points at 情绪硬核 Kid* He smells good.
Me :: How about I push 你 all in and close the door?
*silence*
Me :: Okay. Everyone okay with that?
*silence*
Me :: *opens door and pushes in and runs* I don't want to hear it! *puts hands over ears* LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR EMOS GETTING EATEN! LALALALALALALA. THEY BETTER NOT MAKE A MESS IN THE MY CAGE!! LALALALALALA
Mom :: Stephanie... SHUT UP ALREADY!!
Me :: LALALALALA. ITS GIANNA!!
O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O
I didn't add anyone because I didn't want 你 guys to die. I'm a 《勇敢传说》 girl.
SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY EMOS. ];
